400 year old shark found in the Arctic

[Mez2 4032]

if he dies, he dies

[Superhero 8884]

Did anyone record massive energy spikes every time another shark got its head bitten off?

[KaiserSoze 998]

8 hours ago, Cody2422 said:

I'm assuming they really killed this shark to measure the protein count in its eyes?  Where is the outrage?  Scientists did it so it's cool?  I bet von Miller would like the same leniency 

Your assumption is wrong. The sharks they studied, including the one they estimate at 400yrs old, were already dead according to a BBC article- apparently they were "by-catch"... caught in fishing nets but unwanted. 

 

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

on second thought, what if the shark is a female.  what a fucking whore!  i'm surprised her uterus hasn't fallen out.

 

Turns out the shark was female...

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168

Edited October 26, 2018 by KaiserSoze

[crash_davis 23135]

3 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

Turns out the shark was female...

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168

i knew it.  that whore!!!!!!

[KaiserSoze 998]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i knew it.  that whore!!!!!!

 

 

I bet she and this guy were pretty familiar with each other...

Edited October 26, 2018 by KaiserSoze

[High Plains Drifter 11054]

Singing shark for the lulz

[El Diablo 4232]

So...400 year old shark snatch, huh? I'm not going to say "no" outright.

[woohorn 1131]

El Diablo?

[El Diablo 4232]

^^On a boat there are implications.

[GreenspointTexas 9804]

On 10/25/2018 at 3:36 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Exactly what i thought when i saw the pic

 

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[msbesq 388]

Candygram

[TexArcher 38364]

Wait.  I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

[F250 28922]

On 10/25/2018 at 1:14 PM, hookemATL said:

400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

400-year old shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Make it stop!!!!

 

 

[903Cougar 132]

It's probably got almost as much offspring as Travis Henry

[luke duke 6420]

I would love to hear Jimmy’s opinion on this shark.