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I bet your the kind of guy that will fuck a man in the ass and not have the god damn courtesy to give him a reach around

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I wanted to meet the people of an interesting and ancient culture, and shoot them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

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 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?

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Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

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Oh, that's right Pyle.  Don't put any fucking effort into getting to the top of the obstacle.  If God had wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there!

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I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT????  Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?  Nobody huh?  The fairy fucking godmother said it!  Outfuckingstanding! I will PT you all until you fucking DIE!!!  I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!!!!!

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Private Pyle, I am going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

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3 hours ago, llanoflash said:

i want you two turds to clean the head. i want that head so squared away that the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

 

 

 Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?

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Well, what do we have here?  A fucking comedian, Private Joker.  I admire your honesty; hell, I like you.  You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

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Goddamn, so much gold.
Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.  I think you've been cheated.

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Well here`s something you won`t like, Private Snowball! They don`t serve fried chicken and watermelon down in the mess hall every day!

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Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

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These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

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Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!

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Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Pvt. Pyle, EVEN IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon.  I have tried to help him, but I have failed.  I have failed because you have not helped me.  You people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation.  So, from now on whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him.  I will punish all of you, and the way I see it, you ladies owe me for one jelly doughnut.  Now, get on your faces.

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