Official Surly - Texas at OK State Game Thread

[VaLonghorn99 340]

If we open the 2nd half with a TD we got a game

[deadshank 24651]

Just now, F250 said:

Credit to OSU for playing balls to the wall. The energy they came out with in the first was 10x what we showed up with.

Pokes came out like they were about to score their first piece of pussy. We acted like we were about to rub one out in the shower.

We are not playing like Fuck Lions.

That

[OU Sucks 8745]

Sorry guys...I always have my volume on an even number.  I somehow had it on an odd number.  I've fixed it.  We're gonna win.

[El Squared 1793]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

That’s what happens when you get pressure with 3. 

And Kris Boyd 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

Mond just threw a pick with 2 minutes left and they will lose now. At least I won't get any shit from my aggy colleagues. So I got that going for me

[Dark Horse 2263]

Good thing we’re an excellent second half team. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Another absinthe should help soothe the ailments of the first half.

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

Do we have some Rudy Ruddiger type spare that we can line up at safety? Brandon Jones played like he was on bath salts b

[RockyMountainHighHorn 889]

Whatever. Is the fire herman thread hot?

[Penche Gringo 145]

At least we are back to the team you rush the field when you beat them level. 

[orangebird 1079]

Sorry, can't blame this one on the officials.  Our defense is playing like fetid sewage right now, and our offense apparently couldn't get laid in a Nevada whorehouse on an unlimited expense account.  Pokes out to prove something tonight.

[RPM 26215]

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Did fucking Boone buy another officiating crew? 

Those windmills are paying off.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I can't remember a play all year where we have a receiver all alone down the field. OU, Tech, WV, UH...they have 3 or 4 a game it seems like. Our plays are always contested. 

Yep.  I made this point a couple of games back.  All our catches seem to have such a high degree of difficulty in traffic with lb or safety help.  I turn on almost every other game and receivers are running free all over the field.  I don't get it.

[Newdoc 3429]

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

Pouring 5 fingers right about now.

5 fingers huh? Funny bc that’s how many fingers Gundy is using for Tom’s prostate exam.

Edited October 28, 2018 by Newdoc

[alphahorn 1637]

urban meyer and his prodigy in back to back weeks 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

We can't play much worse, I doubt they can keep up what they're doing.  We come out and score and we'll be right back in it. No panic.

[Twizzler 161]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Mond just threw a pick with 2 minutes left and they will lose now. At least I won't get any shit from my aggy colleagues. So I got that going for me

Sounds like you know different aggie than I do

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

A big part of this shit show sets squarely on the shoulders of the three suspended players.  They are out there with no focus and look like a pile of dog shit.  They should be the leaders 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

switching to grain alcohol  hopefully I can erase my memory   see you guys tuesday 

[Dark Horse 2263]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yep.  I made this point a couple of games back.  All our catches seem to have such a high degree of difficulty in traffic with lb or safety help.  I turn on almost every other game and receivers are running free all over the field.  I don't get it.

We have to bring corners and safeties to get any pass rush. Our opponents can get pressure with 3 or 4 linemen. 

[alphahorn 1637]

in spite of what herman said in press conferences, he was clearly sucking his own dick these past 2 weeks and tonight he got a coaching lesson

[MillerEP 30339]

I hate getting a drubbing on prime time

[Blanton 170]

Just now, Penche Gringo said:

At least we are back to the team you rush the field when you beat them level. 

I'd laugh my ass off if that happened. Fuck these okies and their gift-wrapped win courtesy of the Big 12's finest

Emmitt Smith was better than Barry Sanders

[hookem48 4631]

5 minutes ago, El Squared said:

LJH not focused tonight

at all

[Richard Kimball 1492]

Aggy's losing. That means we come back in the second half. 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

OSU got a free pass with that 5 yd penalty on that 4th down. Our 2nd TD shows what we are capable of. Play hard, try your best. It ain't over till it's over

[El Squared 1793]

When will we ever get a OL that has males on it?

[LonghornSean 3942]

Ok guys I’ve stepped up the alcohol consumption at the half. Feeling good now. We will get back in this game

[El Compadre 766]

How do we not call timeout and at least try a hail Mary?! We have a 6'6" and 6'4" receiver. Shit, at least give it a shot.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Just now, ApocalyseTexas said:

A big part of this shit show sets squarely on the shoulders of the three suspended players.  They are out there with no focus and look like a pile of dog shit.  They should be the leaders 

This has some truth to it. LJH was dropping catchable balls and committing dumb errors. Boyd too.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

LOL.  Kentucky is going to be a Top 10 team after this weekend.

[Jeffrey 90]

obvious trap game was obvious. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

Time to earn your fucking money Tom.

[stork642 4498]

God, Jones is awful.  Just awful.  

[VaLonghorn99 340]

So f'd right now. Come on guys we can do this

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

I really thought we might play better tonight.   Maybe this team isn't as good as i thought. 

[deadshank 24651]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL.  Kentucky is going to be a Top 10 team after this weekend.

They are SECSECSC

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Time to start fucking playing some damn football, Longhorns!

[El Compadre 766]

Let's come out with some fire under our asses this second half

[MonkeyDoughnut 10140]

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

 I don't understand why you don't call a timeout and take one more shot there.

Pretty sure he was afraid our team would let them run it back with how shitty they have played

[MotownHorn 1728]

Anyone else watching the phish webcast in tandem with the game?

Phish is scoring a lot more TDs. Hoping that changes in the 2nd half.

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, LarTXHorn said:

How do we not call timeout and at least try a hail Mary?! We have a 6'6" and 6'4" receiver. Shit, at least give it a shot.

well first you need a timeout, we didn't have any

[TexasGolf 4856]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL.  Kentucky is going to be a Top 10 team after this weekend.

GA beats them by 40

[Slade 263]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

We have to bring corners and safeties to get any pass rush. Our opponents can get pressure with 3 or 4 linemen. 

Be nice if we could get some fast twitch guys that can bring pressure as an edge rusher, haven't really had that since Kindle. Jeffcoat was good at that position but he often won on technique and not pure speed. 

[Anastasis 23393]

Got that replay of the 4th down Td. We just flail about like some itches. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

6 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Whatever. Is the fire herman thread hot?

It probably is now

[Wishbone 4731]

I had my reservations about this game but I wasn’t thinking to get Purdue’d.

[Red Five 40633]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

well first you need a timeout, we didn't have any

Pretty sure we did. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

GA beats them by 40

Right.  But ESPN has to pump the inevitable, "Battle of Top 10 Teams" meme.

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, El Squared said:

When will we ever get a OL that has males on it?

Vahe starting for 4 years just is just so laughable, it's unreal how bad we've sucked at oline.