You fucked up...

[Macanudo 12978]

You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Macanudo

[Hellraiser97 181]

Remain calm!

[Radical Larry 28609]

He can't do that to our pledges.

Only we can do that to our pledges. 

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

[Call 393]

 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[South Austin 52500]

[AUinHsv 579]

Food fight!!!

[mr. sunshine 2827]

Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel. 

How long you been workin' on it? 

Four and a half years. 

It must be very good. 

It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

[Player 4575]

What the hell are we supposed to do, ya mo-ron?

[redpill 0]

Twisted sister.

[Carl Spackler 3483]

Mr. Blu . . .

Mr. Blutarsky.  Zero.  Point.  Zero.  

[Carl Spackler 3483]

On 3/26/2018 at 10:16 PM, Call said:

 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans?

Forget it, he's rolling.

[Red Five 40858]

Do you think it will work?

It's gotta work better than the truth.

My god, imagine trying to release this movie today. I mean, one of the main characters had an internal struggle over whether or not to rape an underage girl. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

[mulletpelini 5211]

41 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Mr. Blu . . .

Mr. Blutarsky.  Zero.  Point.  Zero.  

Fred if you don't stop pressing that button, ack, I'm gonna come down there, ack, and BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

Where do you go to school?

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Do you think it will work?

It's gotta work better than the truth.

My god, imagine trying to release this movie today. I mean, one of the main characters had an internal struggle over whether or not to rape an underage girl. 

The negroes took our dates!  The negroes took our dates!

[Incredulity 11671]

If you mention extortion again I will have your legs broken.

[smuggs 9353]

Put Neidermeyer on it - he's a sneaky little shit just like you, right?

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did.  But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[UTCzech III 2907]

Food King Food King Food King!

[PencilPusher 454]

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. We gonna do a little number for you called "Shama Lama Ding Dong"......so hit it!

 

Greg Honey......is it supposed to be this soft?

 

Some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face

Who was it?

Oh it was Greggie, Dougie, and some of the rest of the Hitler Youth. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...

[TwiceHorn 31470]

Daniel Simpson Day . . . . has no grade point average  . . . . 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

How’s it feel to be an independent, shoenstein?

how does it feel to be an asshole, neidermeyer?

what did he say?

[Guest Lobo]

What a minx 

[gecko 1104]

I'm a zit, get it.....

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

[TwiceHorn 31470]

Is it supposed to be this soft?

[Guest Lobo]

I love that the tacitly racist and anti-Semitic fraternity produced the editor of a newspaper called “the daily Bavarian”

[TwiceHorn 31470]

Uh, Faberian?

[Sbbruin 21853]

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

[TwiceHorn 31470]

Kent, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jagdish, Sidney, and uh, Clayton.

[Guest Lobo]

Was that really it?   I used to think that must be it because the college name.   But I swear when it reruns on cable, it sounds like Bavarian.  

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Kent, Lonnie, I'd like you to meet Mohamet, Jagdish, Sidney, and uh, Clayton.

Uh, we’ve already met 

super!  Then you have lots to talk about...huh?   Yeah!

[RoundRobin 828]

On 3/26/2018 at 9:54 PM, Hellraiser97 said:

Remain calm!

All is well!

[Incredulity 11671]

...and everyone thought that Stork was brain damaged.

[Rabidhorn 121]

On 3/27/2018 at 12:16 AM, Call said:

 What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Germans? forget it he's rolling.