Blow job, cough cough, blowjob.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

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[South Austin 52518]

[Sbbruin 21858]

"Why Flounder?"

[Red Five 40862]

Flounder you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up. You trusted us.

[Incredulity 11675]

If I was you, I would be.....

LEAVING!!!!

[C-Man 27230]

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

"Why Flounder?"

"Why Pinto?"

"WHY NOT?!?!?"

[Sbbruin 21858]

imgur

[Underdog 28709]

Let Neidermeyer do it, he’s a sneaky little shit. 

[Blutarski 21]

Can I buy some pot from you?

[DaysOff 7951]

Can I buy some pot from you?

This is one of those username checks out moments.

[Loco 3752]

[Incredulity 11675]

So, if you mention extortion again..... I'll have your legs broken.

[Parliament 14260]

He can't do that to our pledges!

[RPM 26322]

[Rimbo 25970]

REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!

[Sbbruin 21858]

20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

He can't do that to our pledges!

Only we can do that to our pledges!

[Blutarski 21]

You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now Carmine

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 hours ago, Loco said:

Wait... Is that Supreme Court justice Kavanaugh??  (No cr)

[RPM 26322]

[AUinHsv 579]

There were blanks  in that gun!

[RoundRobin 828]

I gotta work on my game. 

[usmc0331horn 953]

Holy shith

[Underdog 28709]

What the hell are we supposed to do, you mo-ron?

[DougO 5250]

Seven years of college down the drain...

[RPM 26322]

[Neonmoon 38129]

We need the dues 

[DougO 5250]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

We need the dues 

Definitely underrated. That almost subliminal line gets me every time.

[Parliament 14260]

14 hours ago, AUinHsv said:

Holy shit.  There were blanks  in that gun!

Get it right

[PencilPusher 454]

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club. We'd like to do a number for you titled Shama Lama Ding Dong......so hit it!

[Underdog 28709]

Otis, my man!! 

[RoundRobin 828]

The negros stole our dates. 

[Macanudo 12988]

We...  Are gonna die

[RoundRobin 828]

Greg, look at my thumb. Gee, you’re dumb. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

[South Austin 52518]

Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

[Underdog 28709]

I’m only 13. 

[MAROON 445]

Grab a brew...don't cost nothing

[Buffsoldier 1895]

They took the bar! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!

[Ben Tobin 374]

I used to touch Vaughn this way.

I know, she told me. 

[RoundRobin 828]

Vaughn?

[Ben Tobin 374]

Haha.  My bad.  Going by memory

[Ten Bears 2481]

Something you want to tell us?  nttiawwt

[Ben Tobin 374]

Well, truth be told, I only have two brain cells left and they're too busy fighting to get anything right.

[Viper 12109]

27 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Vaughn?

I know he hasn't done very well against this guy, but I have a hunch he's due.

[Underdog 28709]

1 hour ago, Ben Tobin said:

I used to touch Vaughn this way.

I know, she told me. 

Wild Thing makes your heart sing? 

[AtticusFinch 155]

 

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps

[AtticusFinch 155]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief....The issue here isn't whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests....we did.... But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[RPM 26322]

On 11/3/2018 at 11:38 AM, Underdog said:

Wild Thing makes your heart sing? 

Ramming speed!

[Incredulity 11675]

Mine's bigger than that.