Sum Ting Wong

[bolverk 29805]

Do your best you racist assholes.

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A bus plunged off a bridge and into the Yangtze River in Chongqing, China, after a fight between the driver and a passenger who had missed her stop.

Rescuers lifted the wreckage from the river on Wednesday night. Thirteen bodies were recovered; two remained missing, according to the official Xinhua news agency

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/nov/02/bus-careers-off-bridge-in-china-as-driver-and-passenger-fight-video-report

 

[Telegraph_it 3370]

That is not going to help her social credit score. 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Sounds like someone swerved after another Lo Pan sighting. I bet the accused had/has green eyes.  

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Most people on the bus were like -_-, then they went O_0, and now they’re x_x.

[Incredulity 11686]

It’s a toss up between

Ho Lee Fuk

and

Bang Ding Ow

Edited November 3, 2018 by Incredulity

[HenryJames 66275]

Sounds like everybody was king fu driving amirite!

[Digdogger 1344]

Crazy how quick that bus slanted across that bridge 

[bolverk 29805]

Bus driver be all like

Edited November 3, 2018 by bolverk

[TexArcher 38407]

Pretty sure all of that bus driver's cousins are on Jollyville Road all the time.

[RPM 26426]

Well that bus is junk now.

[Pato del Muerto 52853]

Bud riding is a roll of the dice. Sometimes it ends in Yangtze!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3851]

We know they can't drive. But they can't swim either? 

[SquishMitten 10457]

Tragically, the normal driver for that route, We Tu Shao Lo, called in sick that day.

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

Bus went off into the dink and now it’s a yellow submarine.

[Your Mom 4868]

1 hour ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

Bus went off into the dink and now it’s a yellow submarine.

Yeah but they ain't all livin' in it.

[Jerry Callo 8828]

At :15 it looks like the bus driver deliberately steers to the left, almost like making a left hand turn.

[Steel Shank 9439]

After all of that, I bet they were still hungry.

[Moby Ric 2058]

[ztejas 43741]

14 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

That is not going to help her social credit score. 

Thank you for my first belly laugh of the day.

[ztejas 43741]

 

 

[RPM 26426]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

After all of that, I bet they were still hungry.

and not dry as fuck.

[Lhorn 5024]

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Not to mention a culture that isn’t invented the fork yet amirite?

[Incredulity 11686]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

Don’t get me started on Asian deplaning shenanigans.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13539]

19 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Sounds like someone swerved after another Lo Pan sighting. I bet the accused had/has green eyes.  

Chinese girls do not have green eyes.  

[deft 6900]

Well that bus is junk now.

Just put it in a bowl of rice overnight.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Were the driver and lady that was hitting him among the dead?

[DaysOff 8002]

We know they can't drive. But they can't swim either? 

No, but they've dominated the Olympic high dive lately.

[South Austin 52685]

Let's be honest, how many of us have felt like doing that when our wives are nagging us in the car?

[gecko 1104]

“Oh Yangtze River...river.full.of.fish...”
— Monty Python

[Beau Vine 54833]

21 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Coming from a culture that still hasn’t figured out that when a crowded elevator stops, people should be allowed to get off before pushing your way into the elevator it is not surprising that a woman would risk the lives of the passengers on a bus to physically attack the driver and force him to let you off on the middle of a fucking bridge. 

 

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Don’t get me started on Asian deplaning shenanigans.

Very racist.

(Also, extremely accurate)

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

The Chinese folks that wouldn’t drive a bus off a bridge and kill 15 people have already moved to the US.

[Underdog 28868]

I guess he showed her who's boss. 

[RPM 26426]

Bus driver previously drove a taxi before a short stint in the army.

[Trey3216 15380]

On 11/2/2018 at 9:42 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

We know they can't drive. But they can't swim either? 

They’re too yella to take lessons 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 896]

I hope she was yelling wildcard! The whole time.