Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

We make these wv running backs look good. Best game of pettaway season.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, TexArcher said:

"Anthony Wheeler who's out of position"

That should be on the back of his jersey.

Motto worthy?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Our LB’s suck!

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Dammit wheeler

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Such a fucking joke of a line backing corps. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

I guess they only call holding on Texas. Big time hold on WVU’s last TD

yep 88. 

[runthebone 8043]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Defense is softer than Charmin toilet paper. Pathetic

Charmin at least makes your butthole feel better. 

[CowboyFred 1151]

Can’t wait for Wheeler to graduate and/or Dele getting some reps soon

[RPM 26354]

Watson time.

[Rustic Horn 929]

[WBT 20669]

No one in the front six got off a block.  It looked like Sterns could/should have run the alley and been there but he went outside.

[victory88 5669]

yup.... need to score here.  is there any doubt WVU will take the ball right down this defense's throat if they get it back?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Check your meter.  It appears to be off

Why are you on this thread?

[NowThis 931]

Orlando , so overrated 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Playing not to lose gets you beat Tom. You had no problem going for it on 4th and 1 earlier. Amazing that he has so much confidence in this shit fucking defense 

[DixonHur 11376]

Aside from Johnson and Omenihu, our front 7 sucks.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Yeah, this is nuts.  I've can't remember a DL this weak here.

Wheeler still getting PT is a total head scratcher. 

[LTtxfan 49356]

Dang Sterns got knocked off feet on that TD run.  Wheeler got abused too.

DANG.....DANG.......DANG

LET'S GO OFFENSE!!!!!

[UDontKnow 10449]

Just now, XYZ said:

Can we mount a 5 minute drive and score?

That's what I did to your mom last night. Sorry couldn't help myself.

[hookem48 4703]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Why’s it always fucking wheeler 

because their coaches watch film

[Rimbo 26109]

Just now, Rimbo said:

we've allowed 199 yards on the ground

Sorry, 212. Over 7 yards per rush.

[6th Street 6508]

Need a major overhaul at LB and DL

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Our DC needs to get on our LB coach ass and let him have it!!!!11!!!!

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, CobbInLimbo said:

Holding!

 

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Saw two holds but whatever 

Another game, another 5.5 hours of time wasted watching this conference send these pathetic officials out to screw us.

[Chief21 49]

Has anyone mentioned that the defense sucks?

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, victory88 said:

yup.... need to score here.  is there any doubt WVU will take the ball right down this defense's throat if they get it back?

It's a given 

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Damn last one with the ball wins

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Would be nice if we had a 4 pt lead right now

[NowThis 931]

Texas needs a helmet ripper 

[EuroHorn 3268]

We lose if we don’t get 7.  More than likely lose in OT

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

i am legit worried we blow this fucking game.

the refs can call a holding on us at any time.    and we have no D at all

[Tex Pete 20484]

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Saw two holds but whatever 

At least. They tackled a couple of our guys. 

[dcar00 14365]

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I guess they only call holding on Texas. Big time hold on WVU’s last TD

Script is wvu scores and we get back breaking penalty to send game to OT. Because u know...

[Rimbo 26109]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Need a major overhaul at LB and DL

We knew going into the season that our front 7 was experienced journeymen. Our DBs are talented young uns. Need time and recruiting to be better.

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Texas football is taking years off my life

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Playing not to lose gets you beat Tom. You had no problem going for it on 4th and 1 earlier. Amazing that he has so much confidence in this shit fucking defense 

What is he supposed to do right after getting fucked over by the officials on the last 4th and 1 that they got?

[hookem48 4703]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Playing not to lose gets you beat Tom. You had no problem going for it on 4th and 1 earlier. Amazing that he has so much confidence in this shit fucking defense 

and we didn't make it earlier, we can't count on our oline to push anyone 6 inches

[Atticus 3991]

This defense has gone off a cliff. Wheeler has regressed to his typical level of play over the last few games. No one can make anything happen on our front. No QB pressure whatsoever.

Just all around awful yet we still have a chance to win.

[Fozzz 152]

1 minute ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Such a fucking joke of a line backing corps. 

Johnson is the only one with a clue and he’s gonna be gone soon. Have no idea what we’re gonna do next season. 

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

my confidence level is down to 45% unless we can do a 5 min drive to win if we leave even 30 seconds on the clock this defense cant do anything 

[drewlaws 126]

Let's go Sam. Drive it down and win this

[FizzleFish 137]

It’s obvious we better be aggressive on offense. We have to have 7. This defense isn’t stopping their run game. If we done hey can run the clock out. I thought we should have gone for the last 4th down. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

alright 5:00 TD drive. Lets go. 

[Vic Mackey 47151]

Fuck it lets take this down and score.

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

We lose if we don’t get 7.  More than likely lose in OT

Don't be a bitch Sam is the Man

[Bruh Man 3160]

student section half empty. bunch of dweebs missing a great game.

[LTtxfan 49356]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

"Anthony Wheeler who's out of position"

That should be on the back of his jersey.

Made me really laugh..... Well Done!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Charmin at least makes your butthole feel better. 

Don't need it if you meditate.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

5 and a half minute drive with a Dicker the Kicker FG to end it.  Fuck West Virginians.