aggy vs. Auburn - game thread

[Tex Pete 20351]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Can we talk about how ill-conceived these aggy kits are? From the bezeled numbers to the Texas on the back of the collar to the random double stripe. It's like they wanted to include everyone's shitty opinions on what should be on the jersey in one jersey. 

Kits? Fuck that stupid shit. 

[Rabidhorn 121]

This will be horrible if aggy wins this, they will prob paint the score on the wall of Pyle Field.

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

Auburn is so bad that Gus is about to get paid $42 million to leave

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Mond is a terrible passer

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Lol Auburn is fucking trash. SEC defense blah blah blah it’s amazing how great your defensive stats will be when you play about 2 legitimate QBs/Offenses a year. Mind cannot complete a pass more than 5 yards down the field and Auburn has no clue how to stop them. 

[Boerne Horn 418]

Here comes the only play that has worked all game for aggy, let’s see if barn can stop it

[Bigpoppapump 529]

That fucking pass.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

you're down 2 scores late in the 3rd and you still run the fucking ball. 

[ButtFumble 5172]

heads up Auburn running up the gut is not working at all period the end

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

Auburn sucks 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

well aggy gonna rise to 15th this week 

[ButtFumble 5172]

you simply can't throw away first down with a play you know is going to get you 1 yard at best or lose you a couple

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Auburn seems like they’ve been paid to lose this game 

[Mo Horn 8834]

They should fire Gus in between quarters

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Auburn is absolute dogshit. So is aggy. Both of these teams would get blown out over and over again in the big 12.

gus malzohn is an awful coach as well.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Auburn ain’t even trying to win this game

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Hope they don't waste downs running

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Here comes a flag on auburn

[Mo Horn 8834]

Wtf?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

punt returners so goddamn stupid. 

[ButtFumble 5172]

the Auburn special teams is regarded that fucking fool fielded that punt at the 4 yard line while running backwards what an asshole

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

Always catch the ball at the 3 yard line on punts....

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Punt returner gots the brain aids too.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Nice job jones 

[Rabidhorn 121]

Love to see Texas get this shit hole aggy team in a Bowl Game, of course they won't except.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Jfc football players are idiots. Thanks a lot dumbass they just got Jones’d 

[Tex Pete 20351]

4 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

you simply can't throw away first down with a play you know is going to get you 1 yard at best or lose you a couple

Aggy plays with 4 DTs and has a horrible secondary. Malzahn continually wastes first and second down crashing into the line, then Stidham throws a terrible incomplete pass on third down. Auburn is bad. 

[ButtFumble 5172]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Punt returner gots the brain aids too.

his post game check will reflect that

[CurlyDumps 4471]

28 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Carville is right.  Phantom PI.

The 2nd most amusing & obvious conspiracy is the SEC desperately trying to push Jimbo & aggy as a marquee brand.   From Jimbo inexplicably appearing in that ESPN CFP commercial, to the inexplicable weekly rankings.  SEC is desperate for 3rd relevant team, and they’ve given up on Malzahn.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Punt returner gots the brain aids too.

he must talk to brandon jones. 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Welp gonna play RDR2 til the Horns play

[ztejas 43425]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

The 2nd most amusing & obvious conspiracy is the SEC desperately trying to push Jimbo & aggy as a marquee brand.   From Jimbo inexplicably appearing in that ESPN CFP commercial, to the inexplicable weekly rankings.  SEC is desperate for 3rd relevant team, and they’ve given up on Malzahn.

The SEC has three very relevant teams already. Maybe you forgot about one of them?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

This bitch Allison just pumping the SEC ESPN bullshit about "changing the narrative" 

[tbone_ 14121]

F aggy

[ButtFumble 5172]

3rd and 2 and you roll out with the QB running backwards and trying to throw like that....what a shitty play call

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

How the fuck did Washington lose to these dipshits?

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I guess the Auburn players really want to play for head coach Dave Aranda next year...

[ButtFumble 5172]

Just now, PNWhornsfan said:

I guess the Auburn players really want to play for head coach Dave Aranda next year...

OC Kendall Briles?

[TtomTerrific 200]

 

"c'mon fellas...exposition, rising action, catharsis, denouement!" {/in Jimbo adderal voice)

[CurlyDumps 4471]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The SEC has three very relevant teams already. Maybe you forgot about one of them?

Yeah, me and Greg Sankey both.  The Ogre isn’t as sexy & marketable as Aggins. And we all know the Ogre won’t sustain this.

Edited November 3, 2018 by CurlyDumps

[ButtFumble 5172]

terrible no call hands to the face

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Take 3 deep shots. You have to hit one of them. 

[ztejas 43425]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yeah, me and Greg Sankey both.  The Ogre isn’t as sexy & marketable as Aggins. And we all know the Ogre won’t sustain this.

LSU is a tad more relevant than aggy

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Auburn sucks but aggy is at least winning on the road unlike us at okie lite and okie lite sucks. 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Great throw.  Shit hands.  

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

I guess that’s why stidham doesn’t have 500 yards passing by now 

[TtomTerrific 200]

c'mon aggy....fuck this up

 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

what a shit team Auburn is. Thats the ballgame

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Beck thinks this offense is a shit show 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

Auburn is gonna get fucked long and hard by Bama this year.