Perfect Junk Food

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I won a silly contest recently where this was the prize, and I am now hooked:

[SimonBolivar 10957]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Orange Vanilla Coke Zero.

I was going to post this a couple days ago, but forgot. I bet I've had 5 bottles in the last week.

[Buzzrock 14903]

Is it better than the regular orange Vanilla Coke? Because I tried one of those the other day and tossed it out about halfway through. Yuck.

[4th&Five 41519]

It tastes like something out of the freestyle machine to me. 

[michaelpshayes 417]

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started selling these at costco...they're really great 

[Jack Straw 2954]

22 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck cheese pizza.

All pizza is cheese pizza.  It’s just a matter of what you’re adding onto your cheese pizza.  

I embrace all pizzas, and just about all toppings (except for shit like pineapple and broccoli) but when I find a great slice of NY pizza, plain cheese is hard to beat. 

[UTPhil2006 3806]

12 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

All pizza is cheese pizza.  It’s just a matter of what you’re adding onto your cheese pizza.  

I embrace all pizzas, and just about all toppings (except for shit like pineapple and broccoli) but when I find a great slice of NY pizza, plain cheese is hard to beat. 

Right.  A basic cheese NY slice is better than anything in Texas puts out regardless of toppings

[Parliament 14246]

On 3/28/2019 at 2:40 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Kettle cooked chips are overrated.

I tolerate your posts where you express a political view I disagree with.  But you're about to get put on blast, Mister.

[elfenix 34223]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I won a silly contest recently where this was the prize, and I am now hooked:

snickerdoodle stroopwafel?  yeah i'd eat that whole box at once. 

[SimonBolivar 10957]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

It tastes like something out of the freestyle machine to me. 

Nah I didn't taste any bubblegum.

[spystud13 2371]

Don’t buy these. Sound great in theory, not so much in execution. 

 

 

If someone gave you a handful & said guess the flavor, you would never get close. 

[WBT 20561]

On 3/28/2019 at 9:58 AM, thestud said:

 

On 3/28/2019 at 1:38 PM, danhorn111 said:

If you're going Zapps, must add:

Raise you

And the coup de grace

[spystud13 2371]

On 3/30/2019 at 4:13 PM, Buzzrock said:

Is it better than the regular orange Vanilla Coke? Because I tried one of those the other day and tossed it out about halfway through. Yuck.

Co-signed. Bought a 20 oz, glad I didn’t buy a sixer. 

[Deej 76755]

Was so looking forward to vanilla orange Coke. So let down. Both versions tasted like chemicals.

[elfenix 34223]

i've been doing raspberry vanilla every time i come across one of those coke mixing machines.  if they had chocolate syrup i'd probably do raspberry chocolate coke. 

[Deej 76755]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

i've been doing raspberry vanilla every time i come across one of those coke mixing machines.  if they had chocolate syrup i'd probably do raspberry chocolate coke. 

Same. It's pretty damn good.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Mexican Wagon Wheels and Louisiana hot sauce.

Any white  or blue corn tortilla chip and Julio's Serrano salsa.

Edited April 2, 2019 by burntorangebongos

[elfenix 34223]

These are amazing

[Okie State 3815]

Just ran across this thread and I'll say post #2 nailed it. My Mom swore McCormick's mix was better than Lipton, but both are like crack.

Any salt and vinegar chips are a weakness of mine too. Can't stop until they're gone.

[SimonBolivar 10957]

53 minutes ago, elfenix said:

These are amazing

Where do you get these at?

[elfenix 34223]

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Where do you get these at?

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

The Irish have perfected leche quemada. And they used dark chocolate to do it. Dear Lord, is this stuff good. Really rich, though. I mean really, really rich. If you can finish one whole bar at a time, I'll be impressed.

[spystud13 2371]

The pieces themselves are tiny, but keep them in a bowl in the fridge... Shit. 

[futureman 22444]

On 3/5/2019 at 8:18 PM, Druggist said:

If you Cheetos fans visit Canada, get some Cheezies

they are made from real cheddar and are way crunchier (my MIL keeps them in the freezer for max crunch) with more/better flavor.

cheetos are pretty crunchy.  OG cheetos.  fuck the puffs.

[Jack Straw 2954]

 

these are straight up amazing.  only place i've seen them sold is in the austin airport.  

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

On 4/1/2019 at 8:31 PM, Okie State said:

Just ran across this thread and I'll say post #2 nailed it. My Mom swore McCormick's mix was better than Lipton, but both are like crack.

Any salt and vinegar chips are a weakness of mine too. Can't stop until they're gone.

We donate all our Miss Vickie Salt and Vinegar from the multi pack to the homeless, and I feel bad for doing it. They deserve better 

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

On 3/30/2019 at 9:55 AM, Fondren & Main said:

Orange Vanilla Coke Zero.

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[elfenix 34223]

The peach ones are actually pretty good. The others are hibiscus and maybe coconut milk. Not my favorite since I don't like coconut much, but not fake tasting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Peach everything is gross AF

*except the raw fruit

Edited April 28, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[Deej 76755]

I miss these.

[spystud13 2371]

Don’t think these are new, but they’re pretty damn good. 

 

[Parliament 14246]

Yes they are.  Dill pickle chips are great too, but i'm not aware of any kettle-cooked, dill chips out there.  Maybe the technology doesn't exist to combine those 2 things?

[South Austin 52456]

Haven't tried the Lay's brand of kettle cooked chips, but Kettle and Zapps make a damn good jalapeno chip.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I think thebZapp’s jalapeño are too salty. I like a few different jalapeño chips but I think my favorite are still Bob’s Texas. Not sure if they make them anymore, but in the 90s they made habanero and those were great.

[Jack Straw 2954]

On 1/27/2019 at 4:44 PM, Jack Straw said:

Cheetos makes a white cheddar version but it’s only available in the puffs (that I’ve seen anyway).  If they’d make them in the regular, non-puff version, those would immediately be crowned the king of all time.  

turns out they're real, and they're spectacular

[Underdog 28584]

On 4/28/2019 at 6:44 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Peach everything is gross AF

*except the raw fruit

Peach cobbler? 

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

these are worth getting the 'beetus

[nolongerU2horn 761]

I need this

 

[elfenix 34223]

2 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

these are worth getting the 'beetus

that's a really good mix.  also good for making cookies. 

[Bateshorn 9927]

There is a constant fight in my house to get these first from the flaming hot chip box:

[Dutch 4465]

[pops 6980]

2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

There is a constant fight in my house to get these first from the flaming hot chip box:

Fun fact...funyuns are made from the waste of the Cheeto making process. Highest profit margin of any product in the Frito lay portfolio. 

And yes, these are great. 

[TwiceHorn 31440]

On 5/7/2019 at 7:51 AM, Jack Straw said:

turns out they're real, and they're spectacular

On this, as a kid, I had a healthy disdain for baked Cheetos (that's what they were called long before "baked" chips became a thing).  Then Planters came along with these:

The original cheezy poofs.  These altered my view of baked cheese puffs.  Now I like them as well or maybe better than the fried.  They are almost different snacks altogether.

[EMAWesome 101]

On 5/7/2019 at 2:15 PM, gyroprotagonist said:

these are worth getting the 'beetus

I feel the same way about trail mix with raisins in it as Texans do about chili with beans in it.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

On 4/28/2019 at 11:44 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Peach everything is gross AF

*except the raw fruit

Peach ice cream is awesome AF.

[CooterBrown 18004]

Does Bob’s Texas Style Jalapeño Chips still exist? That’s the gold standard.

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Does Bob’s Texas Style Jalapeño Chips still exist? That’s the gold standard.

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/bob-s-texas-style-jalapeno-kettle-cooked-potato-chips/1106932

[CooterBrown 18004]

52 minutes ago, Deej said:

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/bob-s-texas-style-jalapeno-kettle-cooked-potato-chips/1106932

They're on the website but not in any store.

[Jack Straw 2954]

On 5/8/2019 at 11:25 AM, TwiceHorn said:

On this, as a kid, I had a healthy disdain for baked Cheetos (that's what they were called long before "baked" chips became a thing).  Then Planters came along with these:

The original cheezy poofs.  These altered my view of baked cheese puffs.  Now I like them as well or maybe better than the fried.  They are almost different snacks altogether.

ha, I remember those from when I was a kid - they also made them in the "stick" form (like the regular cheetos) too - both of them were the snacks we had as a "treat" in my house growing up 

[Brisketexan 105075]

34 minutes ago, thestud said:

My inner Mexican can eat the entire bag in one sitting

Verdad.  They sell these in snack-size bags.  We got some, cuz the boy likes to take them for lunch.