Perfect Junk Food

[Deej 76858]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

They're on the website but not in any store.

Not like they'd be open, anyway. 

[deft 6859]

Takis dipped In Whataburger jap ranch. Damn.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2737]

Kettle’s New York Cheddar flavor.

[RPM 26327]

They don't make them anymore, but Eagle Brand cheese balls and pretzels were the shit.

[spystud13 2371]

I’ve posted a fair amount of candy on here lately, but we have a new leader. Has to be in the fridge. 

 

[Zepol87 9188]

I need this
 

This looks fucking awesome

[Zepol87 9188]

Trader Joe's dark chocolate pb&j bites. Put them in the freezer for a bit and enjoy

[spystud13 2371]

Man, this graphic sucks. 

 

 

[Dutch 4474]

On 5/8/2019 at 11:25 AM, TwiceHorn said:

On this, as a kid, I had a healthy disdain for baked Cheetos (that's what they were called long before "baked" chips became a thing).  Then Planters came along with these:

The original cheezy poofs.  These altered my view of baked cheese puffs.  Now I like them as well or maybe better than the fried.  They are almost different snacks altogether.

FTMFW.   Grandma always had these for us when I was a kid.  Love them to this day; many imitators but only one OG.  There may (or not) be three cans of these currently in my house.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Man, this graphic sucks. 
 

 

No love for flaming hot cheetos?

[Underdog 28753]

OG Fritos and Funyuns are bad?  Fuck that noise, and where are the Gardetos? 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

OG Fritos and Funyuns are bad?  Fuck that noise, and where are the Gardetos? 

Beneath chex mix apparently in which ive never seen anyone buy or eat

[mycox 582]

These just put the standard cheesy poofs on another level

[spystud13 2371]

Just had these for the first time, real damn good. $2 at Walmart currently, should have bought more. 

 

[Iceman 2722]

OMG.   Sooo damned good!

[futureman 22510]

after the longhorns took care of kansas tonight I put about three tablespoons of crunchy peanut butter in a bowl, covered it completely with ghirardelli dark chocolate chips, went at it with a spoon and washed it down with a quart of whole milk.  it was so delicious. 

[markstanco 12586]

For lack of better thread, I had a semi sweet tooth so took a Graham cracker and put some almond butter on it.

New favorite snack.

[Dutch 4474]

Anyone else tried these?  A coworker introduced us to them recently.  They're quite tasty, and a bag (along with a few cans of ice cold tasty beverages) can easily disappear whilst viewing a match of collegiate football.

Edited November 6, 2019 by Dutch

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

You just discovered pretzels?

[Dutch 4474]

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You just discovered pretzels?

"Dot's Homestyle Pretzels," yes; just discovered those.  Been a fan of the pretzel (hard, soft, Snyder's pieces, from the mall, etc) in its many iterations for decades, though. 

Edited November 6, 2019 by Dutch

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

They do come in many shapes and sizes. 

[Brisketexan 105177]

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They do come in many shapes and sizes. 

Pretzels and boobs, man.  Pretzels and boobs.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pretzels and boobs, man.  Pretzels and boobs.

And pasta. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Those Dot's pretzels are next level.  Tons of butter flavor.

[spystud13 2371]

Do they not have kind of a mustard finish? May be thinking of something else. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

13 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Do they not have kind of a mustard finish? May be thinking of something else. 

Maybe the Snyders honey mustard ones?

[Dutch 4474]

Yeah, not a mustard flavor. Dot’s have a buttery finish with a distinct seasoning to them. Really good. Not easy to find, but good. 

Edited November 6, 2019 by Dutch

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

On 5/7/2019 at 7:35 AM, South Austin said:

Haven't tried the Lay's brand of kettle cooked chips, but Kettle and Zapps make a damn good jalapeno chip.

 

 

Once in a moment of weakness I ate an entire bag of these things. I think I had second degree burns on my asshole after my next shit.

 

[Jack Straw 2954]

if they ever take these off the market, i honestly do not see how life will ever be the same.  everything will seem empty and meaningless without them.

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2737]

Do they not have kind of a mustard finish? May be thinking of something else. 

Gardetto’s used to have a mustard pretzel that killed.

[Larry Sellers 8]

Saw some people using Nacho Cheese Doritos to dip into queso. That's not a thing is it?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Anyone else tried these?  A coworker introduced us to them recently.  They're quite tasty, and a bag (along with a few cans of ice cold tasty beverages) can easily disappear whilst viewing a match of collegiate football.

Made in good old Velva North Dakota, they're pretty good. Strong taste but unique. Problem is they're 8-9 bucks a bag

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Saw some people using Nacho Cheese Doritos to dip into queso. That's not a thing is it?

No. But now im interested

[Dutch 4474]

9 hours ago, Larry Sellers said:

Saw some people using Nacho Cheese Doritos to dip into queso. That's not a thing is it?

Sure as hell is. Doritos are an outstanding queso delivery apparatus. Whether homemade queso (the velveeta, sausage, Rotel, and japs variety) or Tostitos queso in the jar... it’s all good. They go well with Wolf Brand chili, too (no beans, obv). Spicy Nacho > original Nacho Cheese when combining with queso. 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Made in good old Velva North Dakota, they're pretty good. Strong taste but unique. Problem is they're 8-9 bucks a bag

They are a bit pricey. I’ve found them at Market Street in Plano (Park & Preston) for $5/16 oz bag. Stocked up when they were on sale for $3.50 once. 

Edited November 13, 2019 by Dutch

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

13 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

if they ever take these off the market, i honestly do not see how life will ever be the same.  everything will seem empty and meaningless without them.

 

Flaming Hot Nacho is better

ducks

[4th&Five 41571]

13 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Gardetto’s used to have a mustard pretzel that killed.

these are crack.

[Buzzrock 14935]

Kettle Brand are misleading, they aren’t crunchy enough. They seem like normal chips to me with lots of flavors.

I’m partial to Miss Vickie’s jalapeño. So crunchy.

[Buzzrock 14935]

these are crack.

So are the buffalo flavor. Both are breath-destroyers.

[BayouBill 835]

[Deej 76858]

On 11/13/2019 at 7:39 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

On 11/6/2019 at 8:46 AM, Dutch said:

Anyone else tried these?  A coworker introduced us to them recently.  They're quite tasty, and a bag (along with a few cans of ice cold tasty beverages) can easily disappear whilst viewing a match of collegiate football.

Made in good old Velva North Dakota, they're pretty good. Strong taste but unique. Problem is they're 8-9 bucks a bag

Melva?

 

[futureman 22510]

that’s delores you putz

[Shaddie 1651]

Doritos Screamin Sriracha chips.

 

 

 

The most God awful chip I have ever tasted. The dry seasoning they use to mimic Sriracha taste burned. I will have to go slap some Frito Lay exec that approved something even a chip whore like me can't eat. 

[SydneyCarton 48134]

15 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Doritos Screamin Sriracha chips.

 

 

 

The most God awful chip I have ever tasted. The dry seasoning they use to mimic Sriracha taste burned. I will have to go slap some Frito Lay exec that approved something even a chip whore like me can't eat. 

I think you're in the wrong thread. Have you considered showing up in the Divorce Thread next telling everyone how perfect your marriage is and that they're all quitters and losers? 

Edited November 20, 2019 by SydneyCarton

[RollLeft 5045]

Honey Bun and Big Red.

or  

Gansito and Fresca

or

Pineapple Sherbet

[BigDHornfan 6549]

27 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Honey Bun and Big Red.

or  

Gansito and Fresca

or

Pineapple Sherbet

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

39 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Honey Bun and Big Red.

or  

Gansito and Fresca

or

Pineapple Sherbet

Are you a great big fat person?

[RollLeft 5045]

52 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Are you a great big fat person?

Your mom doesn't mind.  Also Fat Shamer!!

[Deej 76858]

39 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Your mom doesn't mind.  

Great big fat people have each other's back.

[squib 1120]

On 11/6/2019 at 8:46 AM, Dutch said:

Anyone else tried these?  A coworker introduced us to them recently.  They're quite tasty, and a bag (along with a few cans of ice cold tasty beverages) can easily disappear whilst viewing a match of collegiate football.

Partook first the first time last night. Excellent addition to this thread. 

[burns_312 353]

Partook first the first time last night. Excellent addition to this thread. 

Try the rub next, it’s life altering.


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