Perfect Junk Food

[Deej 76830]

[spystud13 2371]

Anyone tried these yet? Local store was out tonight. 

 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

4 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Anyone tried these yet? Local store was out tonight. 

 

They’re delicious 

[spystud13 2371]

These bitches are fucking good, nice little sour kick. 

 

[RollLeft 5045]

On 5/31/2019 at 9:01 AM, spystud13 said:

Man, this graphic sucks. 

 

 

BBQ lays never get eaten in my house.  I'd trade the puffs for regular cheetos and switch the BBQ for sour cream lays and then switch one of the ruffles for nacho doritos.

[spystud13 2371]

Yep, SC&O Lay’s & nacho cheese Doritos are still my all-time jam. Those honey BBQ Fritos on the top line are not good. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

On November 6, 2019 at 5:36 PM, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Those Dot's pretzels are next level.  Tons of butter flavor.

Tons of artificial butter flavor, you mean. Oh my god, I just saw them on sale at Kroger so I bought a bag. I ate four pretzels. Now I have a decision to make. I'm leaning toward throwing it in the trash. The first four ingredients are flour, salt, vegetable oil, and artificial butter flavor. Boy, that artificial butter flavor just punches you right in the face, doesn't it? Blech. 

I do like the zip-lock seal on the bag, though. All snacks should come that way. 

[Incredulity 11675]

Search didn't find me a Bitch about Junk Food thread, so...

 

Just had a single serve can of Pringles.

 

I have fond memories of Pringles from my youth, but these fucking suck. 

[TwiceHorn 31495]

I'm not going to contend that these are the greatest, but for kind of a boring thing, they are damned good.

We bought some of these as a quick portable snack.  Non-sugary at least (but of course I'm sure they have nearly as much sugar as cookies).

[SimonBolivar 10958]

On 5/13/2020 at 11:51 AM, Incredulity said:

Search didn't find me a Bitch about Junk Food thread, so...

 

Just had a single serve can of Pringles.

 

I have fond memories of Pringles from my youth, but these fucking suck. 

You were just a know nothing kid as Pringles have always sucked. I'm not a huge chip person but give me one of these three...

Edited May 14, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[futureman 22484]

pringles may be the most underrated of all gas station snacks. 

[futureman 22484]

56 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not going to contend that these are the greatest, but for kind of a boring thing, they are damned good.

We bought some of these as a quick portable snack.  Non-sugary at least (but of course I'm sure they have nearly as much sugar as cookies).

bro. 

[Chewbacca 7780]

Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

[Deej 76830]

5 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

They're crack.

[elfenix 34308]

23 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Have OG Cheez Its made an appearance yet?  Started eating them during the lockdown and I forgot how fucking good these things are.  I'm addicted.

the HEB knock offs are not as good. 

[Tyrone biggums 38]

These are pretty damn tasty

 

 

 

 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

 

+

 

All night long 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Fuck dusty pretzels and hipster fruits & nuts!

[Bregs 225]

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

Jalapeño Doritos have been discounted. Checking online I found that they were only released for a limited time. I wish I had known that ahead of time, I would've stocked up. Those things were like crack. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Lays (non ripple) cheddar sour cream and onion are my jam right now.

[elfenix 34308]

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jalapeño Doritos have been discounted. Checking online I found that they were only released for a limited time. I wish I had known that ahead of time, I would've stocked up. Those things were like crack. 

HEB jalapeno doritos knockoffs are the tites. 

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

Damn autocorrect. That was supposed to say jalapeño Doritos were discontinued. 

[SuperSport 1333]

The label says 16 servings per container. It's a lie.

[Brisketexan 105154]

These.....

 

....are laced with tiny bits of crack sprinkled with heroin and boiled in oxycontin.  Holy crap, my entire family crushes these.

[Chewbacca 7780]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

These.....

 

....are laced with tiny bits of crack sprinkled with heroin and boiled in oxycontin.  Holy crap, my entire family crushes these.

So they only use uncertified synthetic colors?

[Brisketexan 105154]

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

So they only use uncertified synthetic colors?

They're the best kind, all rogue and uncertified and shit.  Colors like "puce" and "mauve."

[Dutch 4474]

Saw this new flavor Kroger last week; it did not disappoint. 
 

[LW Goatman 1124]

[Brisketexan 105154]

10 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Man, I remember those.  Loved 'em.  And there's another snack product that is ONLY consumed on road trips, and it belongs in the "different kinda tater chip family" --

 

Man, the first 5-6 chips taste like crispy french fries.  Then the remainder taste like salty grease.

 

[BayouBill 835]

[Steamboat1874 4069]

These are damn good...

[Gourmand 7774]

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Those things are dangerous.  Once I start eating them, it's hard to stop

[Steamboat1874 4069]

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

[Dutch 4474]

On 6/17/2020 at 8:48 AM, Gourmand said:

Yep, White Chedder Cheez*It don't last long in my house. They're awesome.  As are these..

[Wally Pryor 5261]

On 6/17/2020 at 8:35 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

These are damn good...

Yeah, those are good.   Salty but with a little twinge of sweetness.  Or something.   But it works. 

[mycox 582]

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

Those are good and low in calories, but I ate 6 of them in about 15 minutes. I guess that defeats the purpose of a low calorie snack.

[Reagan1k 3024]

May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 

[Dewey 3286]

9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

Their turtle bars are legit

[Underdog 28711]

I like turtles.

[Deej 76830]

10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

These are great and small so not too bad as far as calories and carbs.

140 Calories

18 carbs

Like you aren't eating all eight in one sitting.

[elfenix 34308]

May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 

A bowl of those and 2 beers is a balanced dinner, right?

[Parliament 14260]

Frito's were mentioned upthread, and I suggest a modification:

 

 

 

[ss13 1832]

Ho lee fuk, these bitches are good. 

 

[elfenix 34308]

On 6/20/2020 at 10:35 PM, Parliament said:

Frito's were mentioned upthread, and I suggest a modification:

 

 

 

+ wolf brand + heb sharp cheddar + onions/japs [are we still doing that?] = bowl of texas

Edited June 26, 2020 by elfenix

[clapclapclap 9000]

Discovered these tonight:

Pretty damn awesome.

Edited July 4, 2020 by clapclapclap

[ss13 1832]

Damn, where were those procured? 

[texasfight2025 145]

On 6/18/2020 at 5:20 PM, Reagan1k said:

May have been mentioned before, but I can’t stop eating those little peanut butter filled pretzels. 

Now try the chocolate covered version

[clapclapclap 9000]

49 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Damn, where were those procured? 

Winco Foods.  

North Richland Hills is exploding.