Perfect Junk Food

[SydneyCarton 47847]

On 8/11/2022 at 7:43 PM, Shaddie said:

What’s next, diet beer? My heart is sad. Also probably enlarged.

Not to derail this delightful cheetos based page, and I realize it's almost 6 months old, but are you under the impression diet beer hasnt been around for like 50 years? Coors Light was first released in the 40's Some dude in the 60's released something literally called Diet Beer. It wasn't successful, and the recipe was later sold and resold until it became...Miller Lite. You've probably been hard pounding diet beers your entire life. 

[Shaddie 1638]

[Texzilla58 4717]

This is great as a dip, a dessert, or a sauce.

[deft 6797]

And as lube, assuming she’s not religiously opposed (to pork not sex )

[Texzilla58 4717]

They should add it to the label. Keto friendly great tasting sex lube!

[CooterBrown 17904]

Picked up a bag of these at Central Market and ate the whole goddamn bag in one day. They’re made with the dark russets, are extremely crispy, and are the tastiest chip I’ve had in a long time.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Late Night Cheeseburger Doritos dust is pretty slamming.

Also,

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

& Bakers Square Chocolate Satin Pie.

Bonus: you can get it at the grocery and avoid the olds at the restaurant.

Edited April 2 by TheStoicPaisano
apostrophe catastrophe

[SydneyCarton 47847]

I've got to wonder what the average BMI is of a Surly poster. I've got to think it's like 40-45%.

 

[threesheets 1652]

On 1/16/2023 at 3:46 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Plain Fritos, scoop into peanut butter. 

 

On 1/16/2023 at 4:08 PM, DalTxHornFan said:

FIFY.

FIFY(a'll)

[UTCzech III 2900]

On 4/2/2024 at 9:07 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to wonder what the average BMI is of a Surly poster. I've got to think it's like 40-45%.

 

Keep going..: after an afternoon of drinking in the pool followed up by pizza and beer at Tony C’s, sweet tooth is calling

 

[Underdog 28445]

Wife has me hooked on this shit, 0 trans fat so its healthy... 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

On 8/18/2024 at 6:04 AM, Underdog said:

Wife has me hooked on this shit, 0 trans fat so its healthy... 

 

Love those. Used to have them all the time as a kid. I haven’t had a box in years. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Pillsbury raw cookie dough. Fine like that or pop in the microwave for a little bit. Hack from Christina Tosi.