Perfect Junk Food

[Buzzrock 14,902]

I don’t think you can top the original orange nacho cheese Dorito for the ultimate mass produced snack chip. It’s junk food perfection.

 

What else you got?

[BigDHornfan 6,545]

Ruffles and Lipton onion soup dip

 

 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Chili Cheese Fritos.  And also just Fritos.

[elfenix 34,223]

48 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

I don’t think you can top the original orange nacho cheese Dorito for the ultimate mass produced snack chip. It’s junk food perfection.

What else you got?

the original dorito was plain and the next flavor was 'taco'

[Buzzrock 14,902]

I said original nacho cheese Dorito. Now do you have something to add or just gonna nitpick?

[Buzzrock 14,902]

Ruffles and Lipton onion soup dip
 
 

Extremely strong

[immortal13 4,059]

Wings

[Deej 76,752]

Totinos pizzas.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Ruffles and Lipton onion soup dip

 

 

I’m a Fritos man myself. 

Fritos scoops + onion dip 

[Underdog 28,544]

Ding Dongs

Ho-Hos

Twinkies

 

[Incredulity 11,647]

Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Old School Cheeze Puffs 

[spystud13 2,371]

Lay's SC&O & the OP's choice are my top 2. 

[deft 6,836]

beer

[DoobieWah 1,435]

Cracker Jack

Pork Rinds

Pizza Rolls

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

We stock up on pringles cheddar sour cream. Usually get 3 cans for 4 bucks.

[shakahorn 1,645]

Pringles. Original beats all other flavors.

[South Austin 52,443]

I rarely eat junk food these days, but occasionally I'll throw down a whole bag of Cheetos like I'm in college coming home from 6th Street.

[Guest]

Coming soon:

Flaming Hot Nacho Doritos.

Still cheesy, but also with a kick.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,413]

[spystud13 2,371]

Someone mentioned them on the candy corn thread, but finally tried the Sweet Heat Skittles. Indeed damn good. 

[elfenix 34,223]

Oh and the answer is Cheetos.

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

Funyuns

[spystud13 2,371]

^ Damn, I haven’t had those in a minute, good call. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,772]

My mom's Chex mix. 

Salt & Vinegar Lay's Potato Chips.

Ruffles with Yoder's brand French Onion Dip.

Nacho Cheese Doritos are pretty much unimpeachable. I remember when they first came out. The taco flavor Doritos were good, and still are, probably under appreciated, but Nacho Cheese was a game changer. The jalapeño Doritos are like crack, though. They might give Nacho Cheese a run for its money. If they were just a bit hotter. I think maybe it's because they're not quite hot enough that I chase the perfect satisfaction that they never quite deliver. Probably that and the MSG. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,447]

Twinkies. Woody Harrelson approves.

Edited November 4, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Your mom

[4th&Five 41,506]

Fritos and spicy bean dip

chips and queso

[South Austin 52,443]

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Your mom

It took 27 posts. We're slipping, guys.

[RollLeft 5,040]

Is it true that the maker of the McDonalds fry also makes Pringles?  Ive been told it is the same ingredients merely shaped different.  I can taste a similarity.  

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Is it true that the maker of the McDonalds fry also makes Pringles?  Ive been told it is the same ingredients merely shaped different.  I can taste a similarity.  

Potatoes and fake sugar spray?

Edited November 4, 2018 by Surly Bevo

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Had Cornuts for the first time in about 20 years the other day.  

The local QT has Siracha flavored Almonds.  Damn good.

[ohchaucer 1,443]

12 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Had Cornuts for the first time in about 20 years the other day.  

The local QT has Siracha flavored Almonds.  Damn good.

Make those Ranch Cornuts and you're in bidness

[deft 6,836]

It took 27 posts. We're slipping, guys.

Technically it was in post 25. Who hasn’t had what the buck’s mom’s Chex mix, amirite?

[markersmake 15]

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funyuns

Wasabi Funyuns, R.I.P. damnit!!!

[hornbri 1,394]

Nacho Cheese Doritos and spicy bean dip. 

Chedder cheese and saltines 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Nacho Cheese Doritos and spicy bean dip. 

What's this you say? <Presses pause to go check pantry>

[michael78747 14]

Munchos.

[RPM 26,315]

+

[Dutch 4,465]

1. Jap and Cheese Cheetos. Perfection in a bag.

2. Agree with the OP’s OG Nacho Cheese Doritos. 

3. Totino’s Pizza Rolls (pepperoni and combination are acceptable choices). 

4. Chili Cheese Fritos.

Extra credit: bringing Tostito’s Salsa Con Queso to the party with any of the above. 

[CooterBrown 18,002]

Make those Ranch Cornuts and you're in bidness

The ranch corn nuts from Bucees are fantastic.

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

Jalapeno Fritos

[RMac5 1,551]

Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese.

Is that legal

[Zepol87 9,185]

Yep them put some crema and corn on it

 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Derka Dogs

[Napoleon 8,660]

Hidden Valley Ranch + life = perfecto

[SurlyORama 164]

On 11/3/2018 at 5:20 PM, ohchaucer said:

Chili Cheese Fritos.  And also just Fritos.

Fritos are a fantastically good junk food, considering the ingredient list:

- Corn

- Corn Oil

- Salt

Amazing.

Edited November 5, 2018 by SurlyORama

[NBMisha 224]

Copenhagen

[Landomatic 3,813]

1) Nacho cheese Doritos - side of ranch dip takes them to 11

2) Beef jerkey