Perfect Junk Food

[midtown 3345]

slim jim

roller food

ricos cheese nachos

[Al_4_ISU 12447]

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Chili Cheese Fritos.  And also just Fritos.

Correction: frito sandwich

[Al_4_ISU 12447]

47 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Correction: frito sandwich

Chips on a sandwich are just the best.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Old Dutch anything.

[Dangit 23]

I don't consider these junk food (I mean come one they're baked not fried) but this seemed like the appropriate thread to note how awesome these are. Definitely the best Cheez-It flavor. 

[hobbs 243]

17 hours ago, michael78747 said:

Munchos.

A seriously underrated chip option.  Solid.

[futureman 22440]

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Your mom

all empty calories. 

[4th&Five 41506]

and male curiosity...

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

Cheetos and bean dip. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

2 hours ago, Dangit said:

I don't consider these junk food (I mean come one they're baked not fried) but this seemed like the appropriate thread to note how awesome these are. Definitely the best Cheez-It flavor. 

Cheez its will never suck.

 

staple in our house

[Dutch 4465]

5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I approve of these.

[SimonBolivar 10957]

2 hours ago, Dangit said:

I don't consider these junk food (I mean come one they're baked not fried) but this seemed like the appropriate thread to note how awesome these are. Definitely the best Cheez-It flavor. 

I didn't even know that was a thing. I know what I'll be buying next grocery trip.

[futureman 22440]

3 hours ago, Dangit said:

Definitely the best Cheez-It flavor. 

that’s a bold statement.  original cheez-its don’t seem like they could be improved upon.  I must do more research. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[Guest]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Neither of those are my favorites, but I appreciate how some folks love them so much.

I imagine when true coon asses are out of town or move away, those are among the things they miss the most...

and nutria.

[RMac5 1551]

At our little burger joint we have a burger of the month. November’s BOM is the frito pie burger, comes with 1/2lb beef patty, Fritos, house made chili (no beans) chopped onions and grated cheese. The pint is extra!


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[RMac5 1551]

At our little burger joint we have a burger of the month. November’s BOM is the frito pie burger, comes with 1/2lb beef patty, Fritos, house made chili (no beans) chopped onions and grated cheese. The pint is extra!


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[WhatTheBuck 28772]

7 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Cheetos and bean dip. 

That sounds weird. When I was in high school, Frito's and Frito-Lay brand bean dip was a staple at our D&D games. Every once in a great while I'll revisit that combo for old times sake.

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

The Doritos in a purple bag, Sweet Spicy Chile or something like that, slam and go hard 

[Deej 76751]

Jack in the Box tacos.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Bought some jalepeno ranch ruffle chips.. not bad

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, those are good. 

[4th&Five 41506]

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jack in the Box tacos.

It says junk food, not drunk food. 

[pops 6980]

Lays BBQ chips

Fries dipped in a frosty. 

[Don Johnson 4752]

[deft 6833]

Lays BBQ chips
Fries dipped in a frosty. 

I’m callin the cops.

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

On 11/3/2018 at 7:41 PM, Underdog said:

Ding Dongs

Ho-Hos

Twinkies

 

This is correct. I would choose the white Ding Dongs and freeze them. And I would include Little Debbies peanut butter sandwich cookie things.

Nothing on this thread I wouldn't eat except for the Cope.

[irishtexan 11511]

 

 

Edited November 7, 2018 by irishtexan

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Wasabi and Soy Sauce Blue Diamond Almonds

[shnsajax 3591]

Andy Caps Hot Fries

[Limp Brisket 546]

TJ’s ultimate vanilla wafers dipped in Speculoos cookie butter.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

3 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Andy Caps Hot Fries

I love those and Chester’s Hot Fries, plus you get to continue eating the stuff you dig out of your teeth the rest of the day. 

[Zepol87 9185]

Hot Cheetos and nacho cheese preferably Rico’s

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

 

[Deej 76751]

19 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

 I would choose the white Ding Dongs

Nttatwwt.

[Both Tacos 1806]

Go into a convenient store and get a big bag of Doritos Cool Ranch. Turn the bag on it's side and make a slit on what is the top now. Go to the Nacho Cheese machine and fill bag with your desired amount of cheese. Throw in some japs if you want. Go to counter, pay and enjoy!

[ohchaucer 1443]

I nominate for the Nobel prize: Both Tacos. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Wasabi and Soy Sauce Blue Diamond Almonds

this here is crack...

[Buzzrock 14902]

I nominate for the Nobel prize: Both Tacos. 

Seconded

[Dutch 4465]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Steamboat1874 4048]

[Dutch 4465]

 

 

Honorable mention:

with a side of

and a few shakes of

Edited January 11, 2019 by Dutch

[South Austin 52441]

On ‎11‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 7:55 PM, Neonmoon said:

 

Do you eat those while holding your woobie? 

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

On 11/5/2018 at 2:26 PM, slorch said:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Neither of those are my favorites, but I appreciate how some folks love them so much.

I imagine when true coon asses are out of town or move away, those are among the things they miss the most...

and nutria.

For my wife, it's crawfish.

 

And probably Nutria but not openly.

[Guest]

yes.  i must admit i never had crawfish, the right way; until I moved to Lake Chuck at the age of 33.  Took me about 5 seconds to figure out that whole gig was badass family/ shoot the shit time with awesome spicy grub..

I never thought of it as junk food though.  The beer's probably the only non-healthy thing in a crawfish boil, and we ain't backing that out...

[MirrOlure 14757]

When I was in law school, I gained 20 lbs because I could never decide whether to end each night's "snack" with a Frito, or an Oreo.  

[ztejas 43411]

6 hours ago, Dutch said:

 

 

Honorable mention:

with a side of

and a few shakes of

Is your goal here to set your asshole on fire with liquid magma?

[BabaYaga 15286]

All other answers are wrong: