Perfect Junk Food

[CooterBrown 18012]

These must be coated in delicious heroin. It is impossible to stop eating.

[d.plainview872 175]

HEB kettle cooked jalapeno chips

[Beau Vine 54230]

On ‎11‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 8:46 PM, RMac5 said:

Hot Cheetos with nacho cheese.

Someone is from San Antonio.

[Beau Vine 54230]

On ‎11‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 10:44 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

 And I would include Little Debbies peanut butter sandwich cookie things.

 

I ate these from elementary school through college.  When I was in grad school, I made the unfortunate choice to look at the nutritional info...

[BigDHornfan 6548]

All other answers are wrong:

Lock fucking thread


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[ztejas 43449]

On 1/11/2019 at 3:32 PM, BabaYaga said:

All other answers are wrong:

PM me. I'll send you a copy. 

[elfenix 34241]

i've been to that allsup's

[RMac5 1551]

Yeah me too. I usually get the hot link and a piece of bread at the Allsup’s

[Covri 6249]

[Guest]

This one goes strong in the paint...or maybe the ( Purple, Green, & Gold)paint goes strong in you.

No baby yet, but this shit is seriously great!!!

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

On 1/13/2019 at 7:36 PM, slorch said:

This one goes strong in the paint...or maybe the ( Purple, Green, & Gold)paint goes strong in you.

No baby yet, but this shit is seriously great!!!

King Cake anything is fucking crack.

When I went to NOLA, the coffee shop next to our hotel had a King Cake roast.  I tried it by chance and was fucking hooked.

[threesheets 1673]

On 1/12/2019 at 8:38 PM, elfenix said:

i've been to that allsup's

If he's talking about the one in Hermleigh, so have I.  Many times.  It's an oasis.

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, threesheets said:

If he's talking about the one in Hermleigh, so have I.  Many times.  It's an oasis.

West Texas red light district...

[DoobieWah 1437]

 

"Crack" is even in its name. You've been warned.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 
"Crack" is even in its name. You've been warned.

You can have my portion

[DoobieWah 1437]

Already did.

[Jack Straw 2954]

Cheetos makes a white cheddar version but it’s only available in the puffs (that I’ve seen anyway).  If they’d make them in the regular, non-puff version, those would immediately be crowned the king of all time.  

[Bill Brasky 1449]

Aldi sells their version of girl scout cookies for a $1 a pack, they have the samoas, mint chocolate, and chocolate filled with peanut butter  

[spystud13 2371]

Had the Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese Doritos today, prefer those to all the various Cheetos varieties. 

[Buzzrock 14920]

Cheetos makes a white cheddar version but it’s only available in the puffs (that I’ve seen anyway).  If they’d make them in the regular, non-puff version, those would immediately be crowned the king of all time.  

The white cheddar Cheez-Its are pretty cracky too

[Jack Straw 2954]

36 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

The white cheddar Cheez-Its are pretty cracky too

 

white cheddar supper flavor blasted goldfish too.  I can’t find them at my HEB, but order them off Amazon 

[Druggist 303]

If you Cheetos fans visit Canada, get some Cheezies

they are made from real cheddar and are way crunchier (my MIL keeps them in the freezer for max crunch) with more/better flavor.

they kind of ruined Cheetos for me.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

Fritos and that shitty bean dip you buy at the convenience store.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

On 1/11/2019 at 11:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

Someone is from San Antonio.

They sell that shit at my local high school football games. Kids eat that nasty shit up.

[RMac5 1551]

That’s exactly where we were introduced to it.

[ztejas 43449]

Some more submissions: 

[spystud13 2371]

These are good, better than their Ritz counterparts. 

 

[pepper brooks 580]

On ‎11‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 4:59 PM, Buzzrock said:

 

I don’t think you can top the original orange nacho cheese Dorito for the ultimate mass produced snack chip. It’s junk food perfection.

 

What else you got?

 

if you take that original NCD and dip in in the nuclear orange Frito Lay Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Dip you take the GOAT Snack chip and bump it a notch or two at least. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Cheetos makes a white cheddar version but it’s only available in the puffs (that I’ve seen anyway).  If they’d make them in the regular, non-puff version, those would immediately be crowned the king of all time.  

Got 2 bags of these last week and they were gone 4 days.

 

[UTCzech III 2907]

plus

mix in a bowl, eat until the skin on the roof of your mouth is gone

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

For those looking for a stroll down memory lane, I'm pretty sure the FDA made Planter's stop making these because they were literally crack.

[Bone3421 716]

Guess im the only one that loves the Salsa Verde doritos

[BabaYaga 15298]

This thread

[Buzzrock 14920]

7 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Got 2 bags of these last week and they were gone 4 days.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Miss Vickie for the win. Dip 'em in ranch for an extra hit of hedonism.

[elfenix 34241]

flaming hot dill pickle lays are pretty good

[pepper brooks 580]

I had some 4505 Cheddar Jalapeno pork rinds that I dipped in Taco Deli Dona sauce the other day.  Pretty gotdayum tasty.  

[elfenix 34241]

flaming hot dill pickle lays are pretty good

Beer cheese lays are fucking terrible

[horngrad03 1148]

They used to sell these at Sams when I was a kid. I'd usually wipe out the blueberry in 2-3 days. 

[spystud13 2371]

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

On 3/20/2019 at 11:22 PM, elfenix said:

flaming hot dill pickle lays are pretty good

Beer cheese lays are fucking terrible

This article seemed to like beer cheese the best, dill pickle worst. 

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/new-lays-potato-chips-flavors-review-beer-cheese-flamin-hot-pickle

 

[elfenix 34241]

This article seemed to like beer cheese the best, dill pickle worst. 
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/new-lays-potato-chips-flavors-review-beer-cheese-flamin-hot-pickle
 

Damn midwesterners with no tolerance for heat:

you’re stuck with a burning mouth

Dude probably thinks poblanos are spicy

[Dutch 4465]

My current jam.  These are tasty.

[Druggist 303]

7-11 nachos.  Just chips and cheese is great.  With chili and jalapeños is great too.  Sometimes I add the Cholula packets.  I don’t think i’ve ever shared a single chip in all the times i’ve gotten them. 

[idigTexas 2288]

I'm a sucker for salty and sweet.

 

[danhorn111 55]

If you're going Zapps, must add:

[spystud13 2371]

On 3/26/2019 at 7:27 PM, elfenix said:

Beer cheese lays are fucking terrible

Man, I’m gonna have to disagree. Just had ‘em, will have ‘em again. Like that they are Kettle Cooked. 

[Dutch 4465]

Zapps Voodoo FTMFW. The secret ingredients must be crack and fairy dust. 

Edited March 28, 2019 by Dutch

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

Kettle cooked chips are overrated.

[Deej 76793]

On 3/28/2019 at 2:22 PM, thestud said:

Everything from Zapps is tasty as hell. Exception being the plain old original, but I hate that in every chip. That’s like ordering a cheese pizza, absolutely ridiculous.

Fuck cheese pizza.

[Fondren & Main 6718]

Orange Vanilla Coke Zero.