Random Tires doing random tire things

[Gil Bang 25,894]

http://preview.redd.it/rj5998igjb051.gif?format=mp4&s=0f43e31d7da9549cef02e5eddac94f5bdfddf35f

Edited May 22, 2020 by Gil Bang

[Gil Bang 25,894]

 

 

Edited May 22, 2020 by Gil Bang

[mulletpelini 5,209]

you mfer

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,802]

That was badass.  

[Hate 20,103]

Yeah, that’s pretty impressive to be able to just knock it down like that.

[South Austin 52,109]

He must know karate.

[LonghornJones 835]

More like Tire Kwondo.

[Pato del Muerto 52,337]

Muy thire?

[tfoolry 8,179]

 

NM

Edited June 16, 2020 by tfoolry

[futureman 22,414]

On 5/19/2020 at 11:40 PM, Bullneck said:

For those of you who don't remember "Eddie Murphy: Raw" from 1984: "ha, ha, very funny, motherfucker."

since you clearly don’t remember, that is “delirious” not “raw”

[Bullneck 18,984]

On 5/22/2020 at 6:47 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Knocked her socks off.

[Iceman 2,639]

Had a low tire this morning, first rattle out of the box, so I go to Discount Tire.  Sitting in truck waiting to get tire repaired and 19/20 YO man pulls in with a badass Caddy STS.   Left side rear fender is obliterated and he drove it in on a flat spare.

 

Glad it ain’t my car...lolz.

 

 

[Litig8r 413]

https://youtu.be/IVZ0B4iDS8w

Edited June 22, 2020 by Litig8r

[mulletpelini 5,209]

On 6/22/2020 at 10:42 AM, Litig8r said:

https://youtu.be/IVZ0B4iDS8w

 

[tfoolry 8,179]

 

 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

 

[elfenix 34,170]

 

[Okie State 3,788]

They have windshields now? Laaaaaame.

[nnm 36,042]

NM. @mulletpelini got it above. 

Edited July 23, 2020 by nnm

[tfoolry 8,179]

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11,669]

43 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

got me a 7-10 split!!!!

[nnm 36,042]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

[Parliament 14,121]

[Okie State 3,788]

No video, but a huge tire bounced across I-10 in my rear view during my morning commute on Wednesday. A little further down the road a bus missing a wheel was stopped in the HOV. No idea how it missed everyone.

[nnm 36,042]

 

[tfoolry 8,179]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

I like the sound effects at the end

[NorthLoop 14,082]

I think that's 1 point in Cricket 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

 

 

[deadshank 24,651]

23 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Red light running Aholes

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,669]

On 4/30/2021 at 6:43 PM, mulletpelini said:

 

 

It’s hard to tell because the only visible sign says Beltway 8, but that looks to be about a mile from my house. That looks a lot like the NE part of the belt. 

[Gil Bang 25,894]

So, I’m something of a NASCAR fan, and I’m particularly a fan of old NASCAR. I enjoy listening to Dave Moody on the NASCAR channel on SiriusXM.

A couple of weeks back, he had an hour long interview with Mark Martin.

Martin talked about a time when early in his career, he got in a bad crash in Missouri and broke both his legs. He was unable to climb in the flatbed truck that he used for a hauler, so he called his dad for help and sent his mechanic on back to Arkansas with the hauler.

His father owned a big trucking company and was fairly well-off.

His dad told him, “don’t worry I’ll be there tomorrow. I’ll bring a suburban and take the backseats out so you can stretch out your broken legs”.

His dad shows up, and picks him up as scheduled.

On the drive home, his father stops for gas. He says “hey, I’m gonna walk over to the Coke machine and get a drink, do you want one?”

Martin says sure grab me one. He’s sitting up in the suburban as his father walks over the Coke machine and is digging in his pocket for change and then BOOM his dad gets taken out by a tire that comes flying off the nearby interstate.

Among other things, his father had a broken leg. So now there are two men with three broken legs between them.

[NorthLoop 14,082]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

So, I’m something of a NASCAR fan, and I’m particularly a fan of old NASCAR. I enjoy listening to Dave Moody on the NASCAR channel on SiriusXM.

A couple of weeks back, he had an hour long interview with Mark Martin.

Martin talked about a time when early in his career, he got in a bad crash in Missouri and broke both his legs. He was unable to climb in the flatbed truck that he used for a hauler, so he called his dad for help and sent his mechanic on back to Arkansas with the hauler.

His father owned a big trucking company and was fairly well-off.

His dad told him, “don’t worry I’ll be there tomorrow. I’ll bring a suburban and take the backseats out so you can stretch out your broken legs”.

His dad shows up, and picks him up as scheduled.

On the drive home, his father stops for gas. He says “hey, I’m gonna walk over to the Coke machine and get a drink, do you want one?”

Martin says sure grab me one. He’s sitting up in the suburban as his father walks over the Coke machine and is digging in his pocket for change and then BOOM his dad gets taken out by a tire that comes flying off the nearby interstate.

Among other things, his father had a broken leg. So now there are two men with three broken legs between them.

Someone in that family had stepped on a crack in the sidewalk. 

[nnm 36,042]

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

He's like a tire ninja

[mulletpelini 5,209]

So many of us wander around in life, not sure what to be.  This guy had it figured out all along.

[smuggs 9,341]

The other tires are watching. He'll be dead soon enough.

[Dennis Taylor 18,692]

That is obviously just employees fucking around 

[mulletpelini 5,209]

Fuck Dennis Taylor!

[SurlyBDR 22,638]

 

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

[tfoolry 8,179]

 

 

 

[RPM 26,209]

F'n brutal

[DigglerontheHoof 21,045]

JFC, if he survived, it's a fucking miracle. 

[nnm 36,042]

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

Holy crap. F you in particular, motorcycle guy. 

[elfenix 34,170]

did i just watch someone die?

[Parliament 14,121]

Is that his head skidding on the pavement?

[SurlyGator 860]

I always perk up when this thread is bumped, but that one is a tad harsh for standard *boop* status…

[markstanco 12,501]

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

did i just watch someone die?