Cowboys vs Titans: MNF

[Radical Larry 28,826]

Let's see how we fuck up this gift. 

[MirrOlure 15,329]

Towel waving? What the fuck is that all about?

I’m starting to understand why I quit paying attention to the Cowboys in 1978

[dcar00 15,005]

ha.  game still over unless we tell Dak to run

[Vito Andolini 9,459]

Suckup with the fuckup

[Patrick Bateman 3,989]

Just now, DougO said:

Garrett coached that miss field goal right off the board. Cowboys still in it.

The wind from his clapping pushed it right.....

[RPM 26,685]

Doink!

[Vic Mackey 48,042]

The goalpost is a better defender than our shitty defense. How many long fucking drives are they going to give up?

Mariota missed a wide open WR for an easy TD. We decide to play a soft zone in the endzone. I don't get it.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Exactly how many seasons does one have to play before announcers stop calling them a “young” quarterback?

[Vic Mackey 48,042]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Let's see how we fuck up this gift. 

3 and out.

[kingkoopa6 8,752]

Suckup fucked up 

[hookem48 4,857]

the NFL is just shitty enough for Garrett to coach the Cowboys the rest of his fucking life

[RPM 26,685]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

3 and out.

Pick 6

[dcar00 15,005]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

3 and out.

ha loses 2 yards for no reason.  he is so dumb

[kingkoopa6 8,752]

Osackpo good 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Throw the fucking ball away tard. You just lost 2 yards.

[Vito Andolini 9,459]

Good drive so far

[Radical Larry 28,826]

Throw it away, Dak. 

[dcar00 15,005]

we decide not to run on 1st down but go empty set so there is no reason for the DL to worry about a gap

[Firemans4Horn 18,541]

Linehan/Garrett run the most predictibale offense in football. 

[LonghornJudas 1,138]

This offense is shitty.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Offensive Line sucks and Dak is certifiably retarded.

[Vito Andolini 9,459]

Well, maybe we can draft a promising QB in the first round next year. 

Oops.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Succup couldn't replicate Saturday's double doink.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,610]

Defense had plenty of time to fix itself during that drive. 

[FizzleFish 137]

They snuffed that elliot screen out. Two dudes knew exactly what was coming.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

I can’t believe how badly Dallas’ OL has fallen off. from just 2 seasons ago

[Vic Mackey 48,042]

Just now, FizzleFish said:

They snuffed that elliot screen out. Two dudes knew exactly what was coming.

I like the design to run a screen where you have zero blockers for the receiver. Brilliant. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,541]

1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

They snuffed that elliot screen out. Two dudes knew exactly what was coming.

 

Only thing missing on that drive was a first down bootleg. 

[dcar00 15,005]

I actually think a coach who actually knew what he was doing  could do something with Dak and Zeke.  there is no reason to draft a QB while Jason garrett is our coach.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,494]

Two weeks to prepare the offense.....

[Patrick Bateman 3,989]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Linehan/Garrett run the most predictibale offense in football. 

Yep..... we have to be dominant up front to have any success.  Time to get someone with some creativity.

[Pato del Muerto 53,610]

Jason Garrett is Jeff Fisher with a razor. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,494]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Yep..... we have to be dominant up front to have any success.  Time to get someone with some creativity.

Riley.......

[babysdaddy 2,731]

Towel waving? What the fuck is that all about?

I’m starting to understand why I quit paying attention to the Cowboys in 1978

You missed some good times in the 90s FYI.

[FizzleFish 137]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I like the design to run a screen where you have zero blockers for the receiver. Brilliant. 

Yep. Those two dudes I don’t think had anyone to cover to that side. I only saw the one quick replay and it looked like their alignment knew exactly what was coming. Was obvious to me they knew the okay before the snap.

[dcar00 15,005]

2 minutes ago, FizzleFish said:

They snuffed that elliot screen out. Two dudes knew exactly what was coming.

everyone knew that was play number 2. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,989]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I actually think a coach who actually knew what he was doing  could do something with Dak and Zeke.  there is no reason to draft a QB while Jason garrett is our coach.

Totally agree..... There are some pieces here.  Coaching sucks.  We are playing multiple guys out of position.  Jerrah would still need to die, but a better coach gets this team to the WC.

[dcar00 15,005]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jason Garrett is Jeff Fisher with a razor. 

I hate saying this but Jason Garrett is not even close to fucking Jeff Fisher.

[Radical Larry 28,826]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jason Garrett is Jeff Fisher with a razor. 

Down the lane not across the street, Jason. 

[taybo20 3,042]

Fucking cowboys... 

[Quagmire 2,148]

This team is so fucking stupid , how many times have they run that exact same screen?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,504]

What was it. Three turnovers in the first quarter. You take your boot off their neck and bad shit's gonna happen.

[Zavala 1,384]

Cowboys gettin recalled. Lots of holding and blocks in the back on that screen, penalty on the boys. Fuck the NFL stinks.

[dcar00 15,005]

1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

Yep. Those two dudes I don’t think had anyone to cover to that side. I only saw the one quick replay and it looked like their alignment knew exactly what was coming. Was obvious to me they knew the okay before the snap.

right before the drive started I was going to post rollout, screen to zeke, sack or pick

[hookem48 4,857]

facemask?

[Patrick Bateman 3,989]

Welp.... there it is.  LVE missed the tackle there vs Henry.

[Surly Bevo 25,787]

Jason Garrett....the bell tolls for thee motherfucker

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

It’s hard to cover the receiver when you’re lying on your stomach.

[Zavala 1,384]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Totally agree..... There are some pieces here.  Coaching sucks.  We are playing multiple guys out of position.  Jerrah would still need to die, but a better coach gets this team to the WC.

Hope they get that boofer from OU. Then I can finally fully stop rooting for the cowboys and start rooting against them.

[dcar00 15,005]

I get at least a little enjoyment that Jerry has to sit through this shit in person week after week.