So what's your election night plans?

[Gil Bang 25957]

Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Whiskey and Fox News

[Message Board User 12395]

Reunite all the Muslim terrorists (who I smuggled in to vote) with the caravan.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Whiskey and Fox News

wat

[EuroHorn 3264]

I may tune in to msnbc to watch that Maddow fella. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

Gott love it when John king starts talking about how the late vote in  bugtussle Kentucky affects the entire state.  He must have a pretty good team of statisticians behind him

[InkaUtexas 25939]

Al Jazeera and some good French Canadian beer. Maybe a tequila or two. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Start of college basketball too.

[Celery Man 20949]

 

[Gil Bang 25957]

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

I may tune in to msnbc to watch that Maddow fella. 

wow.  what a funny take. have you considered open mic night at the chuckle hut or laff stop?

[Patron 230]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Mine is order pizza, drink beer, and watch CNN.  Nobody, but nobody is as good as John King.   Motherfucker is a wizard on election night. 

John is good but Wolf Blitzer sucks.

[Smax 3800]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wow.  what a funny take. have you considered open mic night at the chuckle hut or laff stop?

 awww gil eknighting for that manlady

[Guest Lobo]

Making use of Uber, that much I know.  Hopefully cheering on Kopser for Congress, Dikeman for Senate, and Abbott for Governor.  

[Disco Strangler 1877]

Expect to be worn out after driving my Dodge Caravan full of seven Guatemalans around to vote in Medina, Kerr, Bandera and then Sutton Counties.  Probably will just cash my Soros check and head to bed   

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 6, 2018 by Disco Strangler

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I'll probably get some taco bell and settle in with cnn

Agreed on john king. Hes the man. Plus cnn has the best projection music.

[MidTexHorn 822]

Lots of college basketball while scanning the internet feverishly for every scrap of election news. And beer. 

[gmr548 16580]

Substance abuse.

[Thrawn 538]

A very dark, very strong stout. I won't make it past 10 pm est, so hopefully we have a good idea of how it is going to end by then.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

Smoke a bowl, drink some whiskey, and hope for the best

[RPM 26321]

Work.

[otisdog 365]

Alcohol....hopefully celebratory.

[hookem2010 2624]

A nice bomber of something dark and strong, and probably some chips and queso/guac. CNN, possibly with fox on recall. Hopefully they are as visibly upset as the CNN folks were in 2016.

[Ten Bears 2481]

Smoke a bowl, drink some whiskey, and hope for the best

So... just like every Tuesday night.


At my house.

[bolverk 29672]

I'm heading for a conference in the morning and will be seeing myself back to the hotel room as early as possible. Since I don't have cable at home, it'll be a real treat (or beating) to watch what the talking heads have to say all night.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

There are almost too races to follow especially with so many swing house races.     Are there any websites where you can list the races you want to follow and ignore others?

 

[TexArcher 37774]

I'll cook a nice meal, watch CNN, and weep for the future.

[Guest]

I'll be in Tulsa, OK in a hotel room so I'll get to listen to the talking heads which is rare for me.

I almost mentioned eating at Cooper's today downtown but I didn't want ERHINE to show up and heckle me and make me leave the establishment due to his jeering.

[Gatorubet 30238]

If it goes poorly for the GOP, you won't hear about it on Fox until they air their first voter fraud theory story about 10:00 pm.

Edited November 6, 2018 by Gatorubet

[Francisco 2.0 32393]

Soup/sammichs for supper, help kids with homework, watch some returns on a variety of channels, have marital relations afterwards.

 

[Capn81 372]

Watching college basketball and laughing at the hysteria caused by whomever wins tomorrow night.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Porn. Wait, what was the question?

[Bama Chick 28596]

Watching my man John King on CNN.

Chatting with you fuckers and hopefully celebrating with y’all like the night Doug Jones won.

Eating whatever the husband picks up. This bitch is not cooking tomorrow night.

Plus, tomorrow is supposed to be a a tornado/severe weather shitshow. I’m voting come hell or high water. I’m hoping against all good sense that Walt Maddox can pull off a miracle but I’m really motivated by two particularly odious amendments.

One to basically outlaw abortion even if the mother’s life is at risk and the other to put the Ten Comandments on state property - IE The Roy Moore Amendment.

I’m hoping the scary weather keeps a lot of the old scared people at home tomorrow.

[Incredulity 11671]

Take the OP’s mother out for a nice steak dinner and never call her again.

[Gatorubet 30238]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m hoping the scary weather keeps a lot of the old scared people at home tomorrow.

Like the Walking Dead, but they go to the polls in any kind of weather.   

 

Better you should create  a Facebook warning on your parents' account  telling their friends that "The Police say that the coloreds all have razor blades hidden in their clothes  and will cut white folks on election day if they go out.... pass it on! "

Oh, Hell, never mind.   They'll go out and vote anyway, and some old guys will shoot the first minority person they see.

 

[atomheartbevo 89666]

Pizza.  Find CNN streaming on YouTube (very rarely do we regret cutting the cable).

[formermav43 4606]

It’s open ended. Pretty much anything other than watching election returns.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Yeah olds vote but after the horrific tornado outbreak here back in 2011 they are almost as scared of severe weather as they are of brown people.

And since there aren’t any big attention getting races here this cycle the motivation isn’t as pronounced here like it is in Texas and Florida and Georgia.

Just need MeeMaw and Poppa to keep their old asses at the house to avoid the weather.

Let’s get some voter suppression from Mother Nature.

[Patron 230]

Stuck in Amarillo this week so probably grab a case of beer and Doordash  Abuelo's and watch CNN.

[Brisketexan 105139]

Going to hit at least one of the judicial candidates watch party for a bit. Then, once returns really start coming in, I’ll probably head home, pour a whiskey, and watch the Republic self-immolate.

[Underdog 28633]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Start of college basketball too.

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[pacman 7355]

Kids practice and booster club meetings

I will catch the results while I work at 10

[TexLonghorn 5667]

Celebrate the Blue Wave!!  Or start working on blueprints for the new panic room... whichever is appropriate.

[tantric superman 4667]

Pat myself on the back for being the worlds best poll greeter.  "Hail comrade!"  Wish me luck.

 

Gonna get riled up, I fear.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I'm heading for a conference in the morning and will be seeing myself back to the hotel room as early as possible. Since I don't have cable at home, it'll be a real treat (or beating) to watch what the talking heads have to say all night.

Partisan bullshit aside, I am amazed at how much non election shit was scheduled for tomorrow.   I’ve got a work conference, a school of business mini symposium, a colleague in from Atlanta, and one other obligation.  Plus, it’s basketball season opener.  I guess Beto fever didn’t reach Cvent 

[UTDD 362]

Duke-Kentucky.  Try and tune in here and there for updates but likely streaming both on separate devices.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

If it goes poorly for the GOP, you won't hear about it on Fox until they air their first voter fraud theory story about 10:00 pm.

Hannity is prepared to talk about Hillary if the senate race looks bad.

[Satchel 6938]

Make a victory seafood gumbo that will be washed down with whiskey.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Downloading resident visa forms from various foreign countries.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Headed to the gym. Then I’ll get in line to vote after workout. I’ll tease both libs and conservatives all day—-watch the results on CNN, MSNBC and Fox for the lulz. I’m voting all Rs because the Ds act like Ds. I hope we have R control so my flights tomorrow will be more enjoyable.

[NBMisha 224]

Leftovers from last night.  Then kicked to the man cave because the Mishtress doesn't like politics coverage.  Thus, switching between CNN and MSNBC, and fingerpicking the cedar top.