Jeff Sessions forced to resign

[woohorn 1131]

Whitaker's job application:

[irishtexan 11445]

 

[Huckleberry 32701]

My mistake. Brows not even furrowed.

[Blotto 23434]

3 minutes ago, woohorn said:

8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Who's going to stop him from taking the interim AG position?  Regardless of whether it violates the law for him to take it.

Would every action taken be invalid? Should Rosenstein ignore orders? IDK, but Senate Rs aren't going to be happy about Sessions firing, so maybe they don't look the other way.

Senate R's would let Huckabeef fuck them with a strapon in front of their children if Trump told them to. They arent going to do a goddamn thing. 

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[NBMisha 224]

Oh, that imagery.  I hate myself.

 

[atomheartbevo 89427]

7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Yes he will.

Sessions has too much hate in him, and he’s has to watch Trump publicly destroy his reputation.  

That kind of shit matters to old-school Southerners like Sessions.  

[4th&Five 41460]

 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

Look on the bright side, it's common when old people retire or resign in disgrace that they die like a month later. 

[RPM 26227]

 

 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Well that's not good....

[Lagunamadre 1975]

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Enough time for Sessions to “I do not recall...”

Sessions will recall. Then when presented with evidence contradicting what he recalled he then revises his statement to "i do not recall". 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This is fantastic. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

15 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I bet Sessions did not see this coming, eh McBarker?

Everyone saw this coming.

I predicted, admittedly in jest, that Session, Rosenstein, and Mueller would be out by this Friday 

[Biff Tannen 45494]

[elfenix 34171]

30 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Letter is undated. Theory is that drumpf has had it in his pocket for weeks/months and only "accepted" it this morning.

the letters are written when the appointment happens.

[BrickHorn 18191]

35 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

Every Republican will be thrown under the bus like this. Cohen was. Comey was. Sessions is. The Mooch was. Sanders will be tossed under the bus some day too. His own sons will.

Why defend and protect him!! Ever.

He has zero loyalty. He's scum.

Arrogant fools, every last one.

[plimon 190]

This choad is our acting AG.

 

[Agent47 157]

17 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Whitaker's job application:
 

He's a piece of shit hack.

Fuck Trump. In Prison!

[Lagunamadre 1975]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Arrogant fools, every last one.

Sadly, in this fable the scorpion never seems to go down with the frog. 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Just now, Agent47 said:

He's a piece of shit hack.

Fuck Trump. In Prison!

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

[Agent47 157]

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

Yes. 

[BrickHorn 18191]

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Everyone saw this coming.

I predicted, admittedly in jest, that Session, Rosenstein, and Mueller would be out by this Friday 

Yeah, this was not a surprise to Sessions.

[triplehorn 2664]

 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Maybe we can end the day on a high note. Marijuana stocks are up today after the news. Specifically Tilray. Up 30% to $139/share.

[Agent47 157]

MSNBC guest is suggesting this is essentially obstruction of Justice, played out before us.

Trump is a repellent scumbag. I googled his wiki and Twitter feed so I'm comfortable in that opinion.

[Bama Chick 28596]

This choad is our acting AG.
 

He looks like a big toe.

[happyfunball 481]

Anyone who thinks Rs will stand up and denounce Trump is delusional. 

[yoladu 4067]

27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My mistake. Brows not even furrowed.

Mr. Graham's definition of "holy hell to pay" and my definition of "holy hell to pay" are apparently very different.

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Just now, yoladu said:

Mr. Graham's definition of "holy hell to pay" and my definition of "holy hell to pay" are apparently very different.

Maybe, maybe not.  Would fellating Donald Trump count as "holy hell" to you?

[Aqua Buddha 14509]

We have a miniature dachshund named Beauregard so this hits close to home.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[RDCanecutter 26266]

58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Keebler Klansman is headed back to Alabama to challenge Doug Jones. 

Alabama? My bet is the North Pole. Christmas is coming, and those toys aren't gonna make themselves.

[G650 14106]

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

He looks like a big toe.

 

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

[Zonahorn 8079]

39 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh yes, they will be quite upset. Their brows will furrow and everything.

There will be many, "I am deeply disturbed by this event" echoed throughout GOP headquarters everywhere.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

Trump has never fired anyone to their face other than Bret Michaels or cyndi lauper  

[Yuk 1509]

He'll probably want to roll out the pardons this week also.  Then, when the Dems take over House, he'll stay on the offensive with his normal horrible daily shit to keep them distracted.

[yoladu 4067]

12 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did you take the time to wiki/google the guy before you wrote this eloquent opinion? 

Wiki page is pretty damn light.

• 2002 lost election for Treasurer of Iowa
• 2004 Appointed US Attorney General for the Southern District of Iowa, resigned 2009
• 2014 failed Senate run for Iowa (came in 4th in the primary)
• managing partner for a Des Moines based law firm until Fall of 2017
• on Aug 6, 2017 wrote opinion column for CNN titled "Mueller's investigation of Trump is going to far."
• on Sep 20, 2107 announced as Chief of Staff to Jeff Sessions
• one year later this dude is acting US Attorney General

good god.

[Fozzz 152]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I agree with Whitaker on Marbury.  Were you a fan of the Lochner era?  We may be returning to it.  

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Just now, yoladu said:

Wiki page is pretty damn light.

• 2002 lost election for Treasurer of Iowa
• 2004 Appointed US Attorney General for the Southern District of Iowa, resigned 2009
• 2014 failed Senate run for Iowa (came in 4th in the primary)
• managing partner for a Des Moines based law firm until Fall of 2017
• on Aug 6, 2017 wrote opinion column for CNN titled "Mueller's investigation of Trump is going to far."
• on Sep 20, 2107 announced as Chief of Staff to Jeff Sessions
• one year later this dude is acting US Attorney General

good god.

He must be a "piece of shit hack" by association. 

Some serious "on the job" training. 🙄

[Fozzz 152]

I'm afraid Trump may be good now.  

[BrickHorn 18191]

Whatever you think of Trump, you have to admit that he may be the greatest con artist in history.  Most con artists pull their stunts on unsuspecting victims who have no basis to suspect they’re being conned.  But Trump is pulling off his schemes in full public view, on people who should know exactly who he is and who should know they cannot trust him.

And to top it off, he’s running a con on two different levels simultaneously.  He’s obviously scamming his base, who swallow every lie like cultists. But he’s also running a con on seasoned GOP politicians, convincing them to partner with him to mutually take advantage of the apparent marks in his rabid base.  In reality, each of these “partners” is also a mark.  Trump uses each and every one of them for his own gain, then tossss them on the trash heap.  

It’s masterful, really.  If I didn’t think it will lead to American fascism, I’d get a good chuckle out of it.

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

One of the most informed, reasonable, and intelligent Attorney Generals this country has ever had. Thank you for your service sir. You will be missed. 

Bwahahahahahaha!! You've got to be kidding. 

He's an ignorant, backwards ass, racist piece of shit just like his former boss. Fuck him. 

[Agent47 157]

10 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

He must be a "piece of shit hack" by association. 

Some serious "on the job" training. 🙄

He opined that Hillary should be indicted, he deemed Marbury v Madison a terrible Supreme Court decision & he thinks that the Mueller report (which hasn't reached any conclusions yet) ought to be undermined to constrain it from overreach.

He's as horrible a piece of shit hack as Sean Hannity is. Probably as Trump himself is.

[Biff Tannen 45494]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bwahahahahahaha!! You've got to be kidding. 

He's an ignorant, backwards ass, racist piece of shit just like his former boss. Fuck him. 

Check your meter pal.

[bad_teammate 13132]

13 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I'm afraid Trump may be good now.  

Trump has BEEN good.

Mueller's probes aren't going to touch him and they were never intended to. They exist to preserve the underlying institutions for when Trump is eventually replaced democratically.

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Marbury V Madison pretty much validate the existence of SCOTUS?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

15 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I'm afraid Trump may be good now.  

[Fozzz 152]

I don't see how this isn't a big upgrade over Sessions, who was one of the most villainous pieces of shit in the entire Trump expanded universe. 

[Mack Tripper 696]

At least Sessions did the right thing, after being completely owned by Al Franken of all people, and recused himself after his connections with the Russians were exposed. This ignorant political hack is never going to do the right thing.