Vegas sportscaster arrested for playing solitaire in a bar

[Dennis Taylor 18,871]

Apparently the Five Knuckle Shuffle is not an approved game in Vegas. 

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50-year-old Randall William Howe, who goes by Randy Howe on air and has been at Vegas NBC affiliate KSNV since 2008, was arrested Tuesday morning at a Las Vegas bar and has since been charged with one count each of indecent exposure and open and gross lewdness. 

Perhaps inspired by ex-Aggy receiver Kirk Merritt, Randy blamed a "severe rash" for whipping out little Randy 

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Howe insisted he was not masturbating, saying he had a severe rash and was scratching himself, the report said. He said he “probably shouldn’t have been scratching himself at the bar and that it was a bad decision,” according to the report.

 https://awfulannouncing.com/local-networks/las-vegas-sports-director-masturbating-bar-slot-machine.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Edited November 8, 2018 by Dennis Taylor

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[SpiralOut 1,818]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,103]

How randy was he?! 

[Sbbruin 21,888]

Well sorry, your majesty.  Didn't realize this was the Ritz.  

[Your Mom 4,852]

"Can you help me with this?"

[DougO 5,256]

He was just warming up his hands for the craps table. Kept coming up snake-eyes.

[tfoolry 8,236]

Well did he cum or what?

[Clintonaldo 2,576]

9 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Well did he cum or what?

Pm Goo

[RoundRobin 828]

Hard eight or nah?

[HornOnTheBayou 8,946]

There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there and they're all living devil may care. He's just the devil with love to spare.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Thanks Osama 

[futureman 22,545]

3 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

 

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1 hour ago, RoundRobin said:

Hard eight or nah?

Little Joe

[woohorn 1,131]

8:30am. Gotta love Vegas!

[mulletpelini 5,216]

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Well did he cum or what?

Not sure but has he been released?

[Rockwell Torrey 1,295]

This should probably be in the "2018 Drunk Thread."

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,523]

9 hours ago, DougO said:

He was just warming up his hands for the craps table. Kept coming up snake-eyes.

Note to self: always wash hands after playing craps.  Very hot water.

['stache 21,866]

I'm sure he'll get another job soon, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?

Edited November 9, 2018 by 'stache

[Spankytoes 1,743]

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Note to self: always wash hands after playing craps.  Very hot water.

Sounds like he was playing "crabs"

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

[tfoolry 8,236]

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Not sure but has he been released?

No, he’s in solitaire confinement. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,821]

I'm sure he'll get another job soon, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?

Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you

[futureman 22,545]

[tfoolry 8,236]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

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I don't understand his world, but he's part of mine.

[jeevsie 3,740]

Hmmm...Could you gif the first picture, then hand wipe to turn into the second pic?  Wipe back up to first pic, then loop it from there. Get to work, gif wizards!