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Junior would know a thing or two about a 3am crisis requiring a phone call.  Either for a re-up or a paramedic 

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14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There is no way this guy needs to be speaking about the US military or any service member.  He's a baby and a drug addict. 

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4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

Don, Jr: What the hell, Dad! 
Eric: I can turn lights on and off now!

Don, Jr: This is bullshit! 
 

Trump: Hey, a lot of people are saying her two boobs are worth twice as much as you two boobs. 

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That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

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6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Kimberly would also invite Gavin to the intervention to prove to Jr how serious she is about him getting clean. 

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41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Colin Jost as Don Jr

Mikey Day as Hunter Biden

Michael Che as the interventionist that Kimberly won't stop hitting on

Guest host Caitlyn Jenner as Kimberly (because there's a resemblance and because it would make MAGA heads explode)

 

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Well played sir, well played.

"I'm your White Knight."

Oh you literally meant, you're covered in white at night.  Got it.  Here's a Coke.  Oh wait, you literally meant?  Shit, I had something for this.  DAMMIT! 

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That whole family is so loathsome.

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

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