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18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

I've never heard it called this. Was this a autocorrect thing or is that another name I wasn't aware of? Simply curious, that's all.

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Every time I see Trump Jr. in the news - and every time I see this thread bumped to the top - I think that it must have been really unfortunate and sad for him to have been the child of a morally bank

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I've never heard it called this. Was this a autocorrect thing or is that another name I wasn't aware of? Simply curious, that's all.

Two different prayers.  The Lordship Prayer seems to be something new, and wholly unrelated to The Lord's Prayer.  I assume Trump fucked up the latter.

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With his massive coke addiction, you would think he travels with his own stash.  but he doesn't, he has a travel companion go out and get it locally.  How fucking hard can it be to lace it with fentanyl and be done with his dumbass?  His luck is literally better than his father's.  This is not that fucking hard, America.  It's not like getting to the Pope.  It's just jacked-up blow.  Easiest thing in the industry these days.  

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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Devout Catholic Joe Biden has weaponized the DOJ against Catholics?

It makes perfect sense if Mike Pence has the courage to do another line.  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

With his massive coke addiction, you would think he travels with his own stash.  but he doesn't, he has a travel companion go out and get it locally.  How fucking hard can it be to lace it with fentanyl and be done with his dumbass?  His luck is literally better than his father's.  This is not that fucking hard, America.  It's not like getting to the Pope.  It's just jacked-up blow.  Easiest thing in the industry these days.  

https://www.amazon.com/Pack-Fentanyl-Test-Strips-Testing/dp/B0C87BV7M1

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From the Department of "Missed it By That Much..."   Donald, Jr. almost was in Austin this week to fundraise off the campus protests plus to meet with high donors for his dad's re-election.  Apparently they couldn't cobble it altogether in time, which happens all the time with this kinda shit.  That's no mark against Junior.  But then I saw all the reports of the overdoses/tainted drugs earlier this week.  And I thought, "Oh man, he coulda be in on that."  Then I remembered I have like 37 posts about that same idea on this forum, so probably best for me he wasn't here.  Better for the country though, to be sure.  

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

She looks like a horror parody of Elvira.  

Shut your mouth, Elvira at 80 or whatever looks better than her.

And l hope Gaetz keeps pushing that the GOP wants to ditch moderates.

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Why do they all look like Batman villains?

There's some weird overlap between odd-looking people and fascism.   In NAZI Germany a solid percentage of the leadership looked like something out of a freak show.  

Now the GQP has the same kind of look.  Freaks finding their cult, I guess. 

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I think all the negative energy messes with their appearance. Like Palpatine.

season 2 GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime
 

Especially on this Star Wars Day eve.

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29 minutes ago, royiv said:

Kind of funny since his dad’s latest grift is as a bible huckster.

The Trump bible is the only way to buy a bible these days without getting arrested by the FBI!   Stock up while you still can!

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4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

The Trump bible is the only way to buy a bible these days without getting arrested by the FBI!   Stock up while you still can!

And let the people of Trump declare, "Our Gawd is a bigly Gawd!"

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If at least one of the dotard family isn't dead by the end of this year...come on Simulation!  Throw us a bone!

Something about hate just keeps assholes going. Why everyone in my family lives into their 90s.

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Something about hate just keeps assholes going. Why everyone in my family lives into their 90s.

This is true.  If you ever end up in the hospital and things are looking serious, you need to turn into the biggest asshole possible.  Nice patients die quickly, assholes live forever.   

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For Junior.  I mean, last time I saw him he was in his mid-30's.  Dude's abandoned his kids and doing likely about an 8-ball a day.  You can't do that at 46.  He won't make it.  His paternal bloodline obviously has longevity despite shitty diets, but his father doesn't drink or do blow like it's the end of the world.  But he's still got more honor than Jared or Eric, so I'll give him that. 

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I thought I'd heard at least a few weeks ago (maybe more) that Junior and the Gargoyle were no longer a thing. Then the story that Jr has been photographed out with a Palm Beach socialite came out over the weekend and the Gargoyle is apparently "blindsided." (I didn't realize the Gargoyle is 55. I thought she was like Jigsaw and just looked much older than she really was.)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13855775/Donald-Trump-Jr-fiance-Kimberly-Guilfoyle-blindside-Bettiina-Anderson.html

The socialite is nearly 20 years younger than the Gargoyle. I'm sure she's a wretched person based on the company she keeps but she's definitely an upgrade in the looks department.

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27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm sure she's a wretched person based on the company she keeps but she's definitely an upgrade in the looks department.

 

Give her a few years and she'll look like a muppet, just like the rest of them.

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