The Donald Trump Jr. thread

[tx ind 7013]

[Bullneck 19090]

 

 

[Genco 3040]

I thought this was going to be about the stash of yayo they found in the WH.

[YGIFS 19450]

Junior would know a thing or two about a 3am crisis requiring a phone call.  Either for a re-up or a paramedic 

[Tigersnake 670]

Jesus, Junior you're to bed. Go the fuck drunk. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[jimmyjazz 45952]

[tx ind 7013]

Jr just likes the way it smells.

[Burt 4080]

On 7/16/2023 at 12:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

From the replies...

 

 

[4th&Five 41551]

 

[Bullneck 19090]

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There is no way this guy needs to be speaking about the US military or any service member.  He's a baby and a drug addict. 

[jimmyjazz 45952]

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

I'd make him stay overnight as well. Just to make sure he gets the private Pyle soap party treatment.

[Beau Vine 54230]

 

[jimmyjazz 45952]

"Two beerss, occifer . . ."

[atomheartbevo 89667]

Why would his friends even bring that up or compare him?

[Bullneck 19090]

 

 

[Bullneck 19090]

 

 

[Underdog 28633]

Or Caitlyn Jenner. 

[Steamboat1874 4063]

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

[Bullneck 19090]

 

 

[Brisketexan 105139]

 
 

I wouldn’t touch that, even with a borrowed dick.

[aggie08 21504]

God damnit, Brisket. Would you please stop trying to borrow people's dicks?

[Gatorubet 30238]

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

Donald pays per boob. 

[gernblansten 3197]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

Don, Jr: What the hell, Dad! 
Eric: I can turn lights on and off now!

Don, Jr: This is bullshit! 
 

Trump: Hey, a lot of people are saying her two boobs are worth twice as much as you two boobs. 

[Sbbruin 21853]

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

 

[4th&Five 41551]

looks like his twitter got hacked.

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

We sure it was hacked?

[AnTiM 1666]

What turned out to be the cure for the Black Plague?  Getting rid of all the infected rats or something like that?

[C-Man 27227]

58 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We sure it was hacked?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/tech/donald-trump-jr-x-twitter-hacked/index.html

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/tech/donald-trump-jr-x-twitter-hacked/index.html

It was real to me.

[Bullneck 19090]

[Burt 4080]

But Hunter is a coke head.

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by Burt

[TexPx 2323]

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

[Chooky 13307]

8 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

[YGIFS 19450]

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

[TexPx 2323]

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Yeah, that goes without shaying.

[MrBig 5398]

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Kimberly would also invite Gavin to the intervention to prove to Jr how serious she is about him getting clean. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Colin Jost as Don Jr

Mikey Day as Hunter Biden

Michael Che as the interventionist that Kimberly won't stop hitting on

Guest host Caitlyn Jenner as Kimberly (because there's a resemblance and because it would make MAGA heads explode)

 

[tx ind 7013]

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Kim-baaaaa-lee

[Biff Tannen 45685]

Seeing random shots of this idiot in court on CNN and it's clear he's a complete buffoon.

[tchookem 3900]

Seeing random shots of this idiot in court on CNN and it's clear he's a complete buffoon.

I know it's Instagram, but he looks scared shitless here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzHnhS0x_6P/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[C-Man 27227]

Asks courtroom sketch artist to make him “look sexy.” What a smarmy fuck.

https://apple.news/AzL4itKO2QjSyah-pvB0PIw

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

 

[Gatorubet 30238]

Holy fuck - how did I miss this??

“Erdogan….bubby….”

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Well played sir, well played.

"I'm your White Knight."

Oh you literally meant, you're covered in white at night.  Got it.  Here's a Coke.  Oh wait, you literally meant?  Shit, I had something for this.  DAMMIT! 

[C-Man 27227]

This asshole thought it would be cute to post this:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C5Mor1qpiFO/?xmt=AQGzVd3BOdQnW7qYtqcmmQXacF97goiDKhVw4g_KU5qGNQ

[royiv 9317]

That whole family is so loathsome.

[atomheartbevo 89667]

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That whole family is so loathsome.

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

Edited April 1 by atomheartbevo