The Donald Trump Jr. thread

[tx ind 6996]

[Bullneck 18976]

 

 

[Genco 3038]

I thought this was going to be about the stash of yayo they found in the WH.

[YGIFS 19449]

Junior would know a thing or two about a 3am crisis requiring a phone call.  Either for a re-up or a paramedic 

[Tigersnake 670]

Jesus, Junior you're to bed. Go the fuck drunk. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

[tx ind 6996]

Jr just likes the way it smells.

[Burt 4062]

On 7/16/2023 at 12:34 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

From the replies...

 

 

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Bullneck 18976]

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There is no way this guy needs to be speaking about the US military or any service member.  He's a baby and a drug addict. 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay to watch Junior go through one day of basic training.

I'd make him stay overnight as well. Just to make sure he gets the private Pyle soap party treatment.

[Beau Vine 53965]

 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

"Two beerss, occifer . . ."

[atomheartbevo 89362]

Why would his friends even bring that up or compare him?

[Bullneck 18976]

 

 

[Bullneck 18976]

 

 

[Underdog 28437]

Or Caitlyn Jenner. 

[Steamboat1874 4031]

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

[Bullneck 18976]

 

 

[Brisketexan 104465]

 
 

I wouldn’t touch that, even with a borrowed dick.

[aggie08 21380]

God damnit, Brisket. Would you please stop trying to borrow people's dicks?

[Gatorubet 30064]

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

Donald pays per boob. 

[gernblansten 3183]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

Don, Jr: What the hell, Dad! 
Eric: I can turn lights on and off now!

Don, Jr: This is bullshit! 
 

Trump: Hey, a lot of people are saying her two boobs are worth twice as much as you two boobs. 

[Sbbruin 21697]

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

What she does with daddy costs extra money. 

 

[4th&Five 41457]

looks like his twitter got hacked.

[Aqua Buddha 14489]

We sure it was hacked?

[AnTiM 1656]

What turned out to be the cure for the Black Plague?  Getting rid of all the infected rats or something like that?

[C-Man 26992]

58 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We sure it was hacked?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/tech/donald-trump-jr-x-twitter-hacked/index.html

[Aqua Buddha 14489]

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/20/tech/donald-trump-jr-x-twitter-hacked/index.html

It was real to me.

[Bullneck 18976]

[Burt 4062]

But Hunter is a coke head.

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by Burt

[TexPx 2309]

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

[Chooky 13292]

8 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I agree. Honownership is the right of every American.

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

[YGIFS 19449]

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

[TexPx 2309]

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Yeah, that goes without shaying.

[MrBig 5279]

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Kimberly would also invite Gavin to the intervention to prove to Jr how serious she is about him getting clean. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That jaw lockup thing is 95% indicative of cocaine use in the last 12 hours.  

Though it would probably get the cast members involved killed by MAGA nation, but a sketch of luring Don, Jr. somewhere under the pretense of partying or a rally or whatever.  And it ends up being a genuine intervention organized by Hunter Biden would not only be fucking hilarious beyond belief.  It would also write itself.  

Colin Jost as Don Jr

Mikey Day as Hunter Biden

Michael Che as the interventionist that Kimberly won't stop hitting on

Guest host Caitlyn Jenner as Kimberly (because there's a resemblance and because it would make MAGA heads explode)

 

[tx ind 6996]

3 hours ago, Chooky said:

Combaaaahhh with inflay ssshhh?

Kim-baaaaa-lee

[Biff Tannen 45477]

Seeing random shots of this idiot in court on CNN and it's clear he's a complete buffoon.

[tchookem 3900]

Seeing random shots of this idiot in court on CNN and it's clear he's a complete buffoon.

I know it's Instagram, but he looks scared shitless here.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzHnhS0x_6P/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[C-Man 26992]

Asks courtroom sketch artist to make him “look sexy.” What a smarmy fuck.

https://apple.news/AzL4itKO2QjSyah-pvB0PIw

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19074]

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

Holy fuck - how did I miss this??

“Erdogan….bubby….”

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Well played sir, well played.

"I'm your White Knight."

Oh you literally meant, you're covered in white at night.  Got it.  Here's a Coke.  Oh wait, you literally meant?  Shit, I had something for this.  DAMMIT! 

[C-Man 26992]

This asshole thought it would be cute to post this:

https://www.threads.net/@francisfordcopulate/post/C5Mor1qpiFO/?xmt=AQGzVd3BOdQnW7qYtqcmmQXacF97goiDKhVw4g_KU5qGNQ

[royiv 9131]

That whole family is so loathsome.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

That whole family is so loathsome.

They don’t know how stupid they look.  Or he’s trying to distract from the videos of his dad mumbling through the Lordship Prayer.

Edited April 1 by atomheartbevo