ShaggyTexas Handover

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

1 hour ago, jTower said:

Does someone with an interwebs hazmet suit have an update from the site that shall not be named?

Current staff are still awaiting completion of 40 hr HAZWOPPER and certificate receipt.  On site safety will also be required.  Probably looking about a week or so.

[Rocko 119]

On 3/27/2018 at 7:39 PM, South Austin said:

If Rocko plays his cards right he could end up owning that town.

It wouldn’t be the first really expensive thing I’ve owned. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Rocko said:

It wouldn’t be the first really expensive thing I’ve owned. 

Damned straight. Between that oceanfront condo outside of Flagstaff, and the Brooklyn Bridge, Rocko is a regular Rockefeller.

[Sbbruin 21829]

36 minutes ago, Rocko said:

It wouldn’t be the first really expensive thing I’ve owned. 

Well, technically the bank is the co-owner for the first 84 months.

[El Diablo 4232]

55 minutes ago, Rocko said:

It wouldn’t be the first really expensive thing I’ve owned. 

Well that's a unique and uplifting way to look at being HIV positive. Though I don't know if you so much own a virus as you do host it.

Edited April 2, 2018 by El Diablo
Hostess with the mostest

[skittlebrau 474]

I like the idea of this group being a nomadic tribe of wanderers, without a home. Ostracized by those in charge from place to place. It's so Biblical.

[Modessit 5598]

Damned straight. Between that oceanfront condo outside of Flagstaff, and the Brooklyn Bridge, Rocko is a regular Rockefeller.

Rockofeller.

[futureman 22444]

rockofeller jenkins. 

[Rocko 119]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

rockofeller jenkins. 

says the thirty thousand dollar millionaire probably transferring balances back and forth. you couldn’t hold my jock scrub

[Whitman 694]

17 hours ago, El Diablo said:

A firehose and a 55 gal drum of bleach isn't going to help what ails that shitpile.

What a mess over there.  I would hate to see the search history of the shit pic posters to find that (assuming that they weren't from a saved personal file).  I tend to be a bit naive with some stuff, but I hope that scat pics are just for shock and that people don't get off on it.  In my mind, I still want to think that the pics are just shopped. It helps ease my thoughts on the future of humanity. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

5 hours ago, Rocko said:

says the thirty thousand dollar millionaire probably transferring balances back and forth. you couldn’t hold my jock scrub

Just because you pay for a hooker, rocko, doesn't mean you own them. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

14 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

I like the idea of this group being a nomadic tribe of wanderers, without a home. Ostracized by those in charge from place to place. It's so Biblical.

I guess we can  conclude that the biblical jews were a bunch of assholes too?

[Sbbruin 21829]

4 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Just because you pay for a hooker, rocko, doesn't mean you own them. 

Depends where you are, I guess.

[Player 4575]

17 hours ago, Rocko said:

It wouldn’t be the first really expensive thing I’ve owned.

rented. The word you're looking for is rented. 

[Stros 153]

How does this fucking place work? rep and shit

[South Austin 52449]

1 minute ago, Stros said:

How does this fucking place work? rep and shit

First you make a roux . . . .

[Armybrat 40822]

15 hours ago, skittlebrau said:

I like the idea of this group being a nomadic tribe of wanderers, without a home. Ostracized by those in charge from place to place. It's so Biblical.

Clan of the Cave Horn.

[thunderlounge 7813]

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

First you make a roux . . . .

Unless you’re snacks, then you just buy one. 

[skittlebrau 474]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

I guess we can  conclude that the biblical jews were a bunch of assholes too?

I mean, they did kill our Lord and Savior for no good reason.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Clan of the Cave Horn.

Society of the Surly Horn

[Uncle Nate 2097]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

I guess we can  conclude that the biblical jews were a bunch of assholes too?

They bitched and whined A LOT while wandering in the desert.  Pissed God off so bad he basically said none of the assholes who were around for the exodus are going to live long enough to see the promised land.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

They bitched and whined A LOT while wandering in the desert.  Pissed God off so bad he basically said none of the assholes who were around for the exodus are going to live long enough to see the promised land.

To be fair, the food was better in Egypt. And half of 'em were lactose intolerant, so milk and honey was a recipe for being bloated and diabetic.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Rocko said:

says the thirty thousand dollar millionaire probably transferring balances back and forth. you couldn’t hold my jock scrub

Lulz. Not only are you an especially proficient shitty poster, you’re poor and you proved it to Shaggy. 

[phdhorn 6224]

Not to mention that, after, y'know, God having parted the sea so they could escape in an never before seen scale miracle, within 3 months, they said, "fuck off, Yahweh" and built a golden calf and worshiped it.  Like, that's kind of assholeish.

Purty much pissed God off.  Because yeah, they were assholes.  Even Edward G. Robinson.

Edited April 3, 2018 by phdhorn

[SimonBolivar 10957]

1 hour ago, skittlebrau said:

I mean, they did kill our Lord and Savior for no good reason.

Shits and grins are a reason

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

7 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Just because you pay for a hooker, rocko, doesn't mean you own them. 

Are we having an OpEx vs CapEx discussion now?

[Sbbruin 21829]

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Are we having an OpEx vs CapEx discussion now?

If so, that is a discussion  I can participate in.  Standing by,

[hayden_horn 11362]

i just tried to check in on ole shag on my mobile, and received an internal server error. is it dead, jim?

[bernorange 8359]

@hayden_horn - I got one earlier today when I was trying to look up something I had posted over there some time ago.  I tried reloading the page later and it loaded the page.  My guess is that the server(s) they have running the show now are struggling with the load.

[Rimbo 25911]

I guess a better question is, why is there still load?

[utee94 15805]

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I guess a better question is, why is there still load?

Russian bots.

[Pods 7551]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Clan of the Cave Horn.

Looks like Armybrat is finally going to publish his auto-biography.

[Armybrat 40822]

All the carpet bombing with turd gifs?

[Armybrat 40822]

10 minutes ago, Pods said:

Looks like Armybrat is finally going to publish his auto-biography.

[Rimbo 25911]

53 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nice.

[Whitman 694]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

...  My guess is that the server(s) they have running the show now are struggling with the load.

Something, something, something, your mom doesn't struggle with the load.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

Your load must be small then because she sure struggled with mine

['stache 21795]

So did Kevin kill it or did one of those scat gifs give it computer aids?

[immortal13 4059]

16 hours ago, Rocko said:

says the thirty thousand dollar millionaire probably transferring balances back and forth. you couldn’t hold my jock scrub

Lulz, we saw your paycheck

[RDCanecutter 26381]

37 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So did Kevin kill it or did one of those scat gifs give it computer aids?

My take is that giving Kevin Shaggy to run was kind of like giving an AK-47 to a chimp.

[Mikey4 2476]

My take is that giving Kevin Shaggy to run was kind of like giving an AK-47 to a chimp.

That is an insult to chimps everywhere.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13570]

3 hours ago, bernorange said:

@hayden_horn - I got one earlier today when I was trying to look up something I had posted over there some time ago.  I tried reloading the page later and it loaded the page.  My guess is that the server(s) they have running the show now are struggling with the load.

Daisy, Daisy

Give me your answer do...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

It's muledick.

[General Specific 3253]

Jeeze, I forgot how vindictive shaggy surly can be

A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing, don't you think?

[Stunns38 3460]

A poo-flinging ape running amok in the abandoned halls of a once proud institution makes me smile.

 

No racist

 

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[skittlebrau 474]

40 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Looks like shaggy got some graphics back and deleted my scat pic of the day thread but left a lot of my other scat gifs.  So fucking weird.  It's like they got tired trying to delete all the gifs and gave up. 

LOW ENERGY SHAG!!

[Jkwellborn 6688]

A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing, don't you think?

Tree of liberty being watered with the scat of patriots?

[futureman 22444]

Quote

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@shaggytexas.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

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Apache Server at www.shaggytexas.com Port 80

that’s what I got just now trying to look at the football board

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

13 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I guess we can  conclude that the biblical jews were a bunch of assholes too?

Hitler was way ahead of the curve on this one