Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Lol pirate with a stashe. Love that guy 

[GSU&UT 1798]

LOL at Leach's autistic ass wearing that fake moustache.

[Dahobbs 17625]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Would really like to be up 3 scores or so come the 4th.   I need a break this week. 

This team says you'll get a dramatic finish whether you like it or not. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

To add to that, we did stop them, but Josh Thompson decided to cunt punt Stern's INT. Can't plan for that. 

Thompson's on my shit list for giving up the last TD to the sisterfuckers. 

Remember When you say sister fuckers in this conference, you gotta be specific 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Remember When you say sister fuckers in this conference, you gotta be specific 

Too true!!

[Agent47 157]

Texas MUST win.

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

ahh yes..... nothing says Christmas like going $75,000 in debt to buy a car.....  its the season of the Christmas car commercials..... fuck

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Remember When you say sister fuckers in this conference, you gotta be specific 

True, because I fucked his sister too.

[SquishMitten 10414]

Is everyone watching the same game? I’m moderately shocked we don’t have a couple pick 6s with the way Duffey floats the ball around. If we didn’t play ten yards off the line (every gotdamn game) we’d be up multiple scores right now. But questioning why they kicked it? That was by far the correct decision against almost every opponent...but to be fair, I was expecting them to drop one over our secondary for an all-too-familiar-infuriating touchdown.

[Agent47 157]

The future of Earth is riding on this game.

[Chief21 49]

Just now, Agent47 said:

The future of Earth is riding on this game.

Word!!!!

[GotThatFire 166]

 I heard tech’s coach has a tramp stamp on his lower belly ???

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Is everyone watching the same game? I’m moderately shocked we don’t have a couple pick 6s with the way Duffey floats the ball around. If we didn’t play ten yards off the line (every gotdamn game) we’d be up multiple scores right now. But questioning why they kicked it? That was by far the correct decision against almost every opponent...but to be fair, I was expecting them to drop one over our secondary for an all-too-familiar-infuriating touchdown.

Nah nigga, we all watching a different Texas vs Texas Tech game. 

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

1 minute ago, Agent47 said:

The future of Earth is riding on this game.

Come with me if you want to live?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

25 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Hager gives no fucks. Love this guy. 

Correct. He gives no fucks about playing sound football. 

[Guest]

Kool Aid uniforms are worth -10 for Tech.

Kliff's play calling and in-game decisions are worth at least -11

 

Texas by 21 over the Red Raiders.  At a minimum.

[TexasMan 10911]

A 15 play, 9 minute, TD drive would be great.

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

2 minutes ago, Agent47 said:

The future of Earth is riding on this game.

Fuck it.  Let it burn.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 minute ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Correct. He gives no fucks about playing sound football. 

"Gap integrity" WTF is that? 

-Hager probably

Edited November 11, 2018 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Tired of Lurking 637]

103 more yards for LJH to hit 1000.

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Lol. Ain’t never seen Sammy slide before.  

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Sam slid?  Wha???

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

Just now, slorch said:

Kool Aid uniforms are worth -10 for Tech.

Kliff's play calling and in-game decisions are worth at least -11

 

Texas by 21 over the Red Raiders.  At a minimum.

Texas has NOT won a game by 21 since we played San Jose State last year

[SquishMitten 10414]

Nah nigga, we all watching a different Texas vs Texas Tech game. 

Then y’all should switch over to the real one

[Radical Larry 28640]

Sam’s protecting his baseball career

[perfectchaos007 6672]

Guess Sam started his slide early

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

Just now, Tired of Lurking said:

103 more yards for LJH to hit 1000.

So, 3rd quarter?

[Agent47 157]

Just now, TexasMan said:

A 15 play, 9 minute, TD drive would be great.

A 1 play 30 minute 6 TD drive for Texas would be ideal.

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Run that ball.  

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Texas has NOT won a game by 21 since we played San Jose State last year

Thought we beat Missouri by a bunch. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

run it again. No option please. 

[Newy25 7692]

We need to stay aggressive and not try to be Army. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Agent47 said:

A 1 play 30 minute 6 TD drive for Texas would be ideal.

Lots of laterals

[mdmost 43004]

Holy shit. Lil'Jordan caught that!

[AUS-97HORN 11808]

LJH says fuck u again tech

[kingkoopa6 8369]

Lil J!

[Surly Bevo 25045]

LJH is so gone and getting so rich

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

Wwoowowowowowwoowow

[TexArcher 37975]

Are you serious, LJH?!

[Bigbend1812 12927]

That’s a man, man.

[perfectchaos007 6672]

LJH!!

[elfenix 34307]

LJH is pretty good

[rivin 199]

Watch a catch

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Dat boy good.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

you only needed 3.... thank god it was LJH 

[Radical Larry 28640]

Holy shit

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, slorch said:

Kool Aid uniforms are worth -10 for Tech.

Kliff's play calling and in-game decisions are worth at least -11

 

Texas by 21 over the Red Raiders.  At a minimum.

Don't sell Texas playcalling short. Especially on defense. Final score. Tech -21. UT -25.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

LJH so good

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

Duv laying wood.

[mdmost 43004]

Alright, what's that play to Devernay called? Is that a hook play?