Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

This is going to go like Maryland and okst.  We’ll fight back, make it close, but fail to win.

Tech has a salty defense unlike those two clown schools. Unless we hold them to
Field goal this series, we’re going to get our ass kicked.

[utexas8 1,433]

Texas is making Duffey look good lol.

Honest question, who sucks more on defense, OU or Texas?

[clownin72 194]

Why are we not pressing/sitting on Tech's receivers? I don't understand this 5-/10-yard cushion shit.
Duffey is a terrible passer. If he rises to the occasion and suddenly becomes accurate with the long ball, so be it. Otherwise, load the box, press the receivers, and make Tech beat you deep.

You're Hired. Send Orlando to the airport

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Or we are just mediocre with a coaching staff that is mediocre

The bottom line is we're still too thin on talent (both physical and mental) once the injuries kick in.  Hopefully Herman's recruiting fixes that.  

[Newy25 7,638]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Why are we not pressing/sitting on Tech's receivers? I don't understand this 5-/10-yard cushion shit.

Duffey is a terrible passer. If he rises to the occasion and suddenly becomes accurate with the long ball, so be it. Otherwise, load the box, press the receivers, and make Tech beat you deep.

I mean, that would require scouting. And crafting a game plan specifically for our opponent. 

That’s not Mensa. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,645]

I think the 12 yard cushion isn’t working 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

Ghosts of recent years showing their ugly face. Futility on O And D. Sigh ...

[Newdoc 3,429]

1 minute ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

She doesn’t even know that the game has started.

Neither does Orlandonor Herman.

[ckhorn 208]

At this point. Herman may not need to be fired. He may just quit. Bad body language he has.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Wish we had Techs offense. Maybe one day we'll have a coach that knows you have to score a lot of points in this conference to be worth a shit

[LonghornSean 3,942]

Thank you Duffy

[Modessit 5,596]

Wow.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

2 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

I'm late to the fuckups.  What the hell were we doing kicking off into the wind to start the game?

We’ll fix it when we kick off again to start Q3. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,672]

oh my god....  we got lucky  pick

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

There ya go

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Yes!

[TexArcher 37,508]

Ahhhhhahahahahahahah, stupid shit!

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Well that was some lucky shit there!

[Bruh Man 3,160]

2 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

As bad as they are now, I don’t know how they won’t be worse next year. 

That's the sad part about this. We're not recruiting any juco talent for next season and the defensive talent in the pipeline is so weak. 

[Stunns38 3,357]

Glad that QB is an idiot

[TommyGufano 6,021]

well alright. that works for me

[Bevo Num1 1,004]

That was huge

[Craftywidget 9,387]

Finally, Texas catches a break.

[Newy25 7,638]

Lol. Holy hell he bailed us out there. 

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

Well we're lucky he's a dumbass 

[Sgt Hulk 13,645]

I don’t even count that turnover. That’s a ab fuck up 

[clownin72 194]

It's a fucking miracle

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Well I'll be!!!

[Vito Andolini 9,099]

Wow! Thank goodness for stupid QBs!

[Topper13 3,201]

Let's go

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

Well. WTF.

A turnover!

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

A turnover

[WBT 20,415]

Lulz

[mdmost 42,844]

Turnover huh? An aristocrat!

[GotThatFire 166]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember being worried Orlando would leave?

 So what you’re saying is.... Mensa?

[Skipper 6,103]

Holy shit what a moron

[Chief21 49]

Blind hog, acorn

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

Lmao Duffy. Thanks you fucking moron!

[victory88 5,654]

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember being worried Orlando would leave?

Lmao.... we were fooled last year. He’s decided he will stick with his stupid 3 man front with undersized players regardless of offenses pushing our shit in.  It’s not like we’ve played Bama, uga, osu.  Shitty teams are executing at will pushing our guys around.

as i type this, Duffy went full retard.  Don’t let it fool you.... they will put up 40 pts tonight 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Fuck yes. 

[FloridaHorn 4,735]

They called timesout and called a Sam Ehlinger, freshman year, play.

[UTEX_ME 4,754]

I was certain he was going to score

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Now run it down their throats. Long dick style 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Yes!

Hopefully we'll all stop being pussies for a little bit.

[Colonel Mustard 325]

welp, Thats a 4th stringer error

[VaLonghorn99 340]

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Ghosts of recent years showing their ugly face. Futility on O And D. Sigh ...

Needed that depressing post. Interception!!

[Pigbenis 15]

Lol just the luck we needed

[Anastasis 23,393]

Tech gonna tech. 

[Ellellelle 308]

Huh...weird.

[WBT 20,415]

Why does Brando keep calling up hook'em?