Uniform Pron

[DFW Horn 6336]

31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Bijan in this is going to look bad ass.

 

If memory serves, it was the wannabe "Man in Black" - Jerry Glanville - who originally fucked up the Falcons classic red helmets and uniforms.

Now pair it with their Steve Bartkowski era red jerseys.

['stache 21895]

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

[LTbear 4171]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

+1

[DFW Horn 6336]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

At any level, including high school. I hate the black alts (and grey or "anthracite" in Nike marketing lingo) uniform trend. 

['stache 21895]

28 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

At any level, including high school. I hate the black alts (and grey or "anthracite" in Nike marketing lingo) uniform trend. 

Same. Even as a primary color, I only like OKST black unis in basketball, and the hat in baseball. Everything else should be orange and white.

[Dewey 3299]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

If memory serves, it was the wannabe "Man in Black" - Jerry Glanville - who originally fucked up the Falcons classic red helmets and uniforms.

Now pair it with their Steve Bartkowski era red jerseys.

It was, but the red had played out and reminded everyone of all those shitty seasons. The black uniforms weren't met with criticism when they came out, looked badass in fact. Times change. 

The real tragedy was when Seattle fans voted on their new unis and went away from the blue and silver.  They should give their SB back for that shit. 

[Asu2215 247]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

If memory serves, it was the wannabe "Man in Black" - Jerry Glanville - who originally fucked up the Falcons classic red helmets and uniforms.

Now pair it with their Steve Bartkowski era red jerseys.

Also note that this version of the Rams is 10X better than what they are rolling out now. 

[texifornia 57202]

1 hour ago, Asu2215 said:

Also note that this version of the Rams is 10X better than what they are rolling out now. 

That weird soft grey home uniform and pointlessly breaking up the horn on their helmet is all just awful. The NFL in general is pretty bad at uniforms outside of the classic teams like the Raiders, Packers, and Steelers.

[Underdog 28823]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

 

['stache 21895]

Ugh, I knew I'd leave one out by accident. Yes, Steelers too.

[DFW Horn 6336]

3 hours ago, Dewey said:

It was, but the red had played out and reminded everyone of all those shitty seasons. The black uniforms weren't met with criticism when they came out, looked badass in fact. Times change. 

The real tragedy was when Seattle fans voted on their new unis and went away from the blue and silver.  They should give their SB back for that shit. 

The black Falcons uniforms weren't "bad", per se, I just appreciate the classic looks more. In fact, here's Longhorns legend - Tommy Nobis - in a black jersey. So there's history with that in Atlanta.

[Underdog 28823]

Nice touch going with the gold piping to include GTech with the UGa red n black. 

[mdmost 43076]

The King returns. Make it permanent. 

 

[956 Worldwide 34867]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

Hoo boy those are bad. The helmet is unreadable in their own publicity pictures. The blue and black don't belong together. Just not good.

 

Freaking terrible and the Colts’ regular uniforms are some of the nicest in the league. Royal blue and white doesn’t need anything else and the color block shit is absolutely high school level. 

[Guest]

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

Yep.  My immediate sentiment when seeing the Colts alt threads was, " But the royal and white just pops.  Why fuck with it?"

[956 Worldwide 34867]

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

I will die on the hill that teams should never use black unless it’s a primary team color. NFL black unis and helmets  should be limited to the Raiders, Falcons, Ravens, Panthers, and Saints, 

I’ll go you one more and say that black shouldn’t be a primary team color unless it’s paired with white, silver, or gold/yellow/red (carefully).  With the last ones you need to work in a lot of white, otherwise things get muddy and washed together. The Steelers work so well because of white numbers and small white stripes to break up the color monotony.

The Ravens and Panthers are two teams that would look better with clean purple/white and blue/silver with maybe a bit of black accents on the road whites to make the numbers stick out.

I blame Insta and HD tv with closeups for this. Designers started adding shit that looks interesting up close but terrible from the stands. Great uniforms like Texas, Pittsburgh, Oakland, etc. work because they are clean and most elements visible from just about anywhere in the stadium. Adding little Easter eggs and doodads around the uniform just makes it look like a mess when trying to take in the whole game. 

[Post Oak 20310]

The Colts unis are iconic and nearly perfect. The whites and the blues.  Don't fuck with them.

Agree. Make the Pats unis permanent. 

[Al_4_ISU 12513]

Just now, Post Oak said:

The Colts unis are iconic and nearly perfect. The whites and the blues.  Don't fuck with them.

Agree. Make the Pats unis permanent. 

Agreed.  The following NFL uniforms should be the main uniforms for their respective squads.

[texifornia 57202]

37 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Agreed.  The following NFL uniforms should be the main uniforms for their respective squads.

I think the current Buffalo helmet is better than that one, and the modern Chargers powder blues are an upgrade. Otherwise, totally agree. 

[PittsburghTiger 6225]

21 hours ago, mdmost said:

Bijan in this is going to look bad ass.

 

So much better than that stupid black helmet. So much, to infinity.

[Player 4576]

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Agreed.  The following NFL uniforms should be the main uniforms for their respective squads.

Agreed, and let's add one more while we're at it. 

[LTbear 4171]

Cowboys' home uni is one of the all-time greats, along with Green Bay and Chicago. 

[TexEx15 17577]

Home kit should be the left. Road should be white top and bottom with the blue from the left.

The BARE MINIMUM should be replacing sea foam with silver and matching blue to the star  on the helmet like the left.

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Cowboys' home uni is one of the all-time greats, along with Green Bay and Chicago. 

Why on earth do they need mismatched pants and mixed blue throughout. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3304]

 

 

Where do we start the riot? Holy shit...

[LTbear 4171]

26 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Home kit should be the left. Road should be white top and bottom with the blue from the left.

The BARE MINIMUM should be replacing sea foam with silver and matching blue to the star  on the helmet like the left.

Why on earth do they need mismatched pants and mixed blue throughout. 

The home whites are great. They changed the seafoam a couple years ago and it's not nearly so green now, looks more like an ice blue.

[TexEx15 17577]

17 minutes ago, LTbear said:

The home whites are great. They changed the seafoam a couple years ago and it's not nearly so green now, looks more like an ice blue.

I get all the nostalgia and tradition with the home white but man the Dallas blue jerseys are criminally underrated.

[LTbear 4171]

13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I get all the nostalgia and tradition with the home white but man the Dallas blue jerseys are criminally underrated.

They're great, don't get me wrong. But all my Dallas memories involve the white tops. And blue + silver/ gray is already done by multiple other teams. 

[Lidig8r 1878]

29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I get all the nostalgia and tradition with the home white but man the Dallas blue jerseys are criminally underrated.

Only if they were this blue again ... but NOT at home.

[texifornia 57202]

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

 

Where do we start the riot? Holy shit...

Fuck. That. Shit.

[mdmost 43076]

Honestly...don't hate it.

 

[texifornia 57202]

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Honestly...don't hate it.

 

Because it's actually one of their colors so it all matches! Also that's about as bright as grey gets, it's a good shade.

[Murfdogg21 4438]

+1 on classic Pats, Dolphins, Rams, Falcons, Chargers being permanent. I don’t know who runs these team marketing departments over the decades. The weird fonts and shapes of the 90s and 2000s needs to Diaf and never return as future retro. 
 

The Falcons all black of the 90s wasn’t bad and was a refresh of the (better) reds. The late Vick and Matt Ryan versions were vomit worthy. 
 

Fuck Adam Adams Seaskunk, her dead father Bud, and the raccoon that lived on his scalp. I hope the Texans play trademark hardball with them when they release the new color scheme in a few month, and that the new “H-town blue” is indistinguishable from the old Columbia blue. Seriously, how does anyone (including Nashville people) support what is nothing more than trolling Houston Oiler fans? There are no oil workers or oil industry in Tennessee. No one there gives a fuck about Earl Campbell, Bum Phillips, Warren Moon, etc. She is just being an ultra cunt. Roger Goodell should piss on her face and award the Oilers nickname to Houston. 

Edited July 21, 2023 by Murfdogg21

[Evil Bill Obrien 3304]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Fuck. That. Shit.

If someone somewhere happened to send the Titans equipment room an enormous amount of unidentified white powder the week they are supposed to wear these uniforms and they had to destroy them all as a precaution, I wouldn't be very sad...


not related in any way but does anyone know if burning your fingertips really gets rid of the prints...thanks in advance

Edited July 21, 2023 by Evil Bill Obrien
Fuck Amy Adams

[DFW Horn 6336]

11 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Fuck Adam Adams Seaskunk, her dead father Bud, and the raccoon that lived on his scalp. I hope the Texans play trademark hardball with them when they release the new color scheme in a few month, and that the new “H-town blue” is indistinguishable from the old Columbia blue. Seriously, how does anyone (including Nashville people) support what is nothing more than trolling Houston Oiler fans? There are no oil workers or oil industry in Tennessee. No one there gives a fuck about Earl Campbell, Bum Phillips, Warren Moon, etc. She is just being an ultra cunt. Roger Goodell should piss on her face and award the Oilers nickname to Houston. 

This

Roger Goodell is a eunuch who pees sitting down. Fuck him, too

[DFW Horn 6336]

Rams vs Saints & Colts eye candy. LA's white jerseys were my favs

 

[BurntOrange&White 40059]

4 hours ago, LTbear said:

Cowboys' home uni is one of the all-time greats, along with Green Bay and Chicago. 

they're dog shit

[texifornia 57202]

3 hours ago, LTbear said:

The home whites are great. They changed the seafoam a couple years ago and it's not nearly so green now, looks more like an ice blue.

Everything but the pants is great.

[BurntOrange&White 40059]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Everything but the pants is great.

The blue is awful 

[LTbear 4171]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

they're dog shit

Your opinion is dog shit

[BurntOrange&White 40059]

No one with a straight face can say that this isn't better

 

than this

 

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Your opinion is dog shit

With a straight face answer the above, which is better?

[DFW Horn 6336]

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

No one with a straight face can say that this isn't better

 

than this

 

With a straight face answer the above, which is better?

I noticed the number fonts don't match the TV numbers on either jersey. Strange

I do like Tony Dorsett's uniform better, though

['stache 21895]

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

No one with a straight face can say that this isn't better

 

than this

 

With a straight face answer the above, which is better?

Agree a million percent, they should go back to flat grey. But as someone said above, at least they got rid of the greenish hue.

[LTbear 4171]

49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

No one with a straight face can say that this isn't better

 

than this

 

With a straight face answer the above, which is better?

The second. Shine + not looking like a poor man's blue jean = better. But I'm also too young to remember that ugly flat gray, so maybe you olds feel differently. 

[PittsburghTiger 6225]

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

Ugh, I knew I'd leave one out by accident. Yes, Steelers too.

The oldest franchise of that group, too. 🤣

 

[Chili dog 1787]

15 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The oldest franchise of that group, too. 🤣

 

And most legendary, all due respect to the Raiders. 
 

Also, I think Jacksonville originally had black helmets and has always incorporated black. They’re in the club. 

[BurntOrange&White 40059]

32 minutes ago, LTbear said:

The second. Shine + not looking like a poor man's blue jean = better. But I'm also too young to remember that ugly flat gray, so maybe you olds feel differently. 

You mean the grey that actually matches the helmet and blue that actually matches the logo? L take 

[LTbear 4171]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You mean the grey that actually matches the helmet and blue that actually matches the logo? L take 

You talking about that washed out hippie blue jean shit that absolutely does not match a metallic silver helmet? L take 

[texifornia 57202]

First one looks like blue jeans. Source: I am a Houston fan who hasn't watched a Dallas Cowboys game in years and has zero nostalgia associated with this fight.

[Underdog 28823]

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Rams vs Saints & Colts eye candy. LA's white jerseys were my favs

 

Regarding Rams whites, I'm the same way for them, Niners, Raiders, Packers are about the only team I like with the colored jersey/pants combo, could probably throw in the Lions old look with them. 

[Murfdogg21 4438]

3 hours ago, LTbear said:

The second. Shine + not looking like a poor man's blue jean = better. But I'm also too young to remember that ugly flat gray, so maybe you olds feel differently. 

Maybe they can find a couple more shades of blue to go with the navy, royal, and bluish silver on those stupid ass uniforms.