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[BurntOrange&White 42027]

Just now, 'stache said:

I sort of liked the football logo, but these look good, except the all black. Can't wait for that trend to end.

Yeah the all black looks like shit....

I'm not a fan of the huge pant stripe but it's not bad.

[nolongerU2horn 769]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

these look good, except the all black. Can't wait for that trend to end.

is it still a trend if it's been going on for 30 years?

[UTexasFight 9838]

New Texans jerseys coming April 23.

any leaks?

[nolongerU2horn 769]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

New Texans jerseys coming April 23.

any leaks?

a month ago

https://uni-watch.com/2024/03/18/confirmed-the-houston-texans-new-uniform-has-leaked/

[fellside 1136]

Alleged leak for Houston's new alternate helmet. Looks like something a 5A high school would wear.

[fellside 1136]

Lions new uniforms.

[Incredulity 11886]

so a center white stripe on the helmet?

[fellside 1136]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

so a center white stripe on the helmet?

The numbers are now white and blocked. The shoulder stripes are different and don't have the letters. It's closer to the Barry Sanders era now.

[mdmost 44141]

13 hours ago, fellside said:

Alleged leak for Houston's new alternate helmet. Looks like something a 5A high school would wear.

Font quality looks very familiar.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3527]

Starting to warm up to these, didn’t like the helmet when I first saw it but when Cal dropped a picture with a regular hat with the H logo on it looked a ton better.

[66BUFF 2608]

9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Starting to warm up to these, didn’t like the helmet when I first saw it but when Cal dropped a picture with a regular hat with the H logo on it looked a ton better.

[MAUFRAIS 6761]

Mack Brown’s daughter was the assistant to the producer of that movie.

[BachelorTrek 3327]

16 hours ago, fellside said:

Alleged leak for Houston's new alternate helmet. Looks like something a 5A high school would wear.

Yeah, that Toxins helmet is Toxic.  Lulz.

[Underdog 29257]

Lions going with practice pants for all three sets? 

[PittsburghTiger 6390]

2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Starting to warm up to these, didn’t like the helmet when I first saw it but when Cal dropped a picture with a regular hat with the H logo on it looked a ton better.

The lines on the shoulders look like they were done with an:

 

 

[Asu2215 268]

On 1/22/2024 at 7:56 AM, DFW Horn said:

but I also like the new UCLA blue better. Upgrade IMO

[Bigbend1812 13064]

[texifornia 59100]

On 4/18/2024 at 10:14 PM, fellside said:

Lions new uniforms.

NFL seems to be going going for more simplicity outside of some random third-jersey one-offs, which is nice.

Those black and blue pants could use stripes, though.

[texifornia 59100]

19 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Starting to warm up to these, didn’t like the helmet when I first saw it but when Cal dropped a picture with a regular hat with the H logo on it looked a ton better.

As soon as they said it was going to be "the most inclusive uniform design process ever" you knew it was going to be an overdesigned, use every idea all at once kind of outcome.

[Asu2215 268]

On 4/18/2024 at 10:14 PM, fellside said:

Lions new uniforms.

JFC, just do this...

 

 

[fellside 1136]

1 hour ago, Asu2215 said:

JFC, just do this...

 

 

...they basically did. That's almost the exact same jersey. 

[Macklemore 2947]

Broncos new unis dropped. Thought they’d be going back to their classic look from the 80s. A lot of small triangles everywhere 

 

Edited April 22 by Macklemore

[MNLonghornFUKM 8987]

And the crowd goes mild for those new bronco jerseys!

[Macklemore 2947]

Looks like Broncos will have a throwback uni. 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6390]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Looks like Broncos will have a throwback uni. 

 

So classic and awesome we will only give it to you once a year. Fuckers.

[texifornia 59100]

53 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Looks like Broncos will have a throwback uni. 

 

Use. That. One. All. The. Time.

[SurlyGator 960]

I'm tempted to contrast that reaction to this site's feelings towards the Titan's throwback Oilers unis, which are the best unis in the history of, well, unis, but I don't want to get negged into oblivion.  Carry on.

[texifornia 59100]

8 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

I'm tempted to contrast that reaction to this site's feelings towards the Titan's throwback Oilers unis, which are the best unis in the history of, well, unis, but I don't want to get negged into oblivion.  Carry on.

Those uniforms are perfection and it's also stolen valor bullshit that the fucking Titans wear them.

['stache 22149]

Seriously, the Broncos have looked terrible since they changed, it’s like a remnant of the late 90s fad of way too complicated and dumb looking designs and dark color shades. 

Edited April 22 by 'stache

[DFW Horn 6674]

8 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Looks like Broncos will have a throwback uni. 

 

Throwbacks are by far their best look. It's not even close.

[texifornia 59100]

Generally an upgrade across the board (make the red horned helmet the primary, it's awesome), but the H-Town special uniform jersey/helmet is an overdesigned hodgepodge

 

['stache 22149]

The two on the bottom left look the same and are fine. The rest are hideous. That red horn helmet in particular, and the random new H, just dumb. They need a new logo in general, imo.

[UTexasFight 9838]

And a new name

and a new color scheme 

 

so damn boring/ bland.

[Incredulity 11886]

On 4/22/2024 at 8:29 AM, Macklemore said:

Broncos new unis dropped. Thought they’d be going back to their classic look from the 80s. A lot of small triangles everywhere 

 

This screams mid-tier CFB team.

Things like the 5280 on the helmet was new hotness a decade ago.  just awful

[The Earl of Texas 3217]

Like what the Texans did, slight improvement over our previous super-corporates but we're not going to wow anyone. 
 

Detroits blue helmet is the best new uni piece I've seen.

Broncos I like as well, but agree they should just go throwback.

[Dark Horse 2436]

I’ve never liked the Texans name, branding, unis, etc but I actually kind of like the red horns helmet. 
 

The number font is a weird choice. 

[BlueGreySky 1082]

How could you possibly fuck up as much as the broncos?  Just use the throwbacks and be done with it.  Only using them once per year is more confounded, idiotic thinking, "yeah, we know you like the throwback ones, but you're gonna love these new-new ones!"

Let's Ride! 

[UnivTex34 1765]

The curving freeway on the red helmet is a perfect representation of Houston. Well done.

[Al_4_ISU 12678]

6 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

How could you possibly fuck up as much as the broncos?  Just use the throwbacks and be done with it.  Only using them once per year is more confounded, idiotic thinking, "yeah, we know you like the throwback ones, but you're gonna love these new-new ones!"

Let's Ride! 

The obtuseness of sports marketing folks blows me away sometimes.

['stache 22149]

26 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

This screams mid-tier CFB team.

Things like the 5280 on the helmet was new hotness a decade ago.  just awful

With the white helmets, looks like UTSA.

[BurntEyes 6391]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Generally an upgrade across the board (make the red horned helmet the primary, it's awesome), but the H-Town special uniform jersey/helmet is an overdesigned hodgepodge

 

I actually thought this was Cougar High aka UH upon first view. I don't have a dog in the fight and don't really care, but that's my first impression.

Agree with others that the Broncos throwbacks are great.

 

[MIkeHoncho 2125]

29 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

How could you possibly fuck up as much as the broncos?  Just use the throwbacks and be done with it.  Only using them once per year is more confounded, idiotic thinking, "yeah, we know you like the throwback ones, but you're gonna love these new-new ones!"

Let's Ride! 

It's like their entire marketing department embraces the legality of weed in CO (nttawt).   I'm honestly surprised some team hasn't decided to use windings font on the jerseys. 

[Bodhi 1135]

On 4/22/2024 at 9:29 AM, Macklemore said:

Broncos new unis dropped. Thought they’d be going back to their classic look from the 80s. A lot of small triangles everywhere 

Worse organizational decision than trading for R Wilson.  These are so bad. 

[BigHorn'13 3494]

5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

And a new name

and a new color scheme 

 

so damn boring/ bland.

 

4 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

I’ve never liked the Texans name, branding, unis, etc but I actually kind of like the red horns helmet. 
 

The number font is a weird choice. 

I'll add to this that not drafting VY sealed the deal with me never being a fan despite being a native Houstonian (and actually working there a couple of seasons as a bartender.) 

Also, agreed that the red helmet does look better than the other.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3527]

55 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

I'll add to this that not drafting VY sealed the deal with me never being a fan despite being a native Houstonian (and actually working there a couple of seasons as a bartender.) 

Also, agreed that the red helmet does look better than the other.

Do people around here really think VY would have had some sort of Tom Brady esque NFL career had the Texans drafted him?

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

23 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Do people around here really think VY would have had some sort of Tom Brady esque NFL career had the Texans drafted him?

I doubt anyone thinks that, though I do think he would have had a chance to do well in the Kubiak/Shanahan offense. The bigger problem was that the franchise had the chance to bring a jolt of energy and interest to what had been a terribly boring operation, and instead they chose…a DE from NC State.  

[BigHorn'13 3494]

Exactly. HTown kid coming off of winning at the highest level previously. The Texans needed something to get people excited, but chose Mario fucking Williams instead. 

I know he wasn't going to have some Tom Brady esque career playing under Jeff fucking Fisher. 

[Bigbend1812 13064]

These are all ass. 

Edited April 24 by Bigbend1812
and no brakes.

[Murfdogg21 4581]

12 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I doubt anyone thinks that, though I do think he would have had a chance to do well in the Kubiak/Shanahan offense. The bigger problem was that the franchise had the chance to bring a jolt of energy and interest to what had been a terribly boring operation, and instead they chose…a DE from NC State.  

11 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Exactly. HTown kid coming off of winning at the highest level previously. The Texans needed something to get people excited, but chose Mario fucking Williams instead. 

I know he wasn't going to have some Tom Brady esque career playing under Jeff fucking Fisher. 

 

Let it go, Indiana. It’s been 18 years. The Texans get no credit for rejecting 100% of pundits and talking heads by not taking Reggie Bush. They said exactly what they were thinking: they’d be in a division with Peyton Manning for several more years, and saw Mario Williams as a possible Bruce Smith type DE to cause Indy trouble. 
I love VY and wish they’d picked him. It’s possible things may have turned out better for him, but there’s no way to know that. You can’t put his NFL shortcomings, poor work ethic, bungling of jobs at UT, drinking and more recent issues, etc. all on the Texans. 

[texifornia 59100]

11 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Exactly. HTown kid coming off of winning at the highest level previously. The Texans needed something to get people excited, but chose Mario fucking Williams instead. 

I know he wasn't going to have some Tom Brady esque career playing under Jeff fucking Fisher. 

Just admit you wanted to keep cheering for the Cowboys. It's ok, no one else cares.

Edited April 24 by texifornia