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Post a picture of your cousin's daughter and we'll be able to extrapolate your cousin's hotness and decide if your boner was warranted or creepy and incestuous.  

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3 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

It is my opinion that in oklahoma, the band name "Incestuous Boner" would be very popular.  

Opinion?  They're doing a 3 month residency at the Winstar World Casino and Resort (conveniently located off I35 in Thackerville, OK)

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4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

These are from her FB page. 3f3d1cbcada3d5b43b9b4605e4e21f17.jpg9b7b722f8606d4201932ea5516f5316b.jpg

Boner.....APPROVED!

I'm guessing she plays tight end?

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Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?
I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.
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8 hours ago, Modessit said:
8 hours ago, Lhorn said:
Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?

I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.

Pics of mom or GTFO !

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9 hours ago, Modessit said:
9 hours ago, Lhorn said:
Boner.....APPROVED!
I'm guessing she plays tight end?

I have no idea. Didn't even know she was playing. Met her for the first time at a family reunion 3 years ago. Her mom is about 4" shorter and brunette.

Alyssa Stongle. I'm searching for mom pics now.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Using a first cousin hall pass here folks..  all day and night long.

I understand what you are saying but just to be clear, that’s the first cousins daughter. I think the first cousin is also pictured about I’m guessing the one on the right?

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On 5/24/2019 at 4:53 AM, Steel Shank said:


Oh man! I could cut diamonds with my boner right now.

That is from Richard Pryor, so that means your are old enough to not be able to cut much of anything for long anymore.

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43 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

That is from Richard Pryor, so that means your are old enough to not be able to cut much of anything for long anymore.

Mock now, but your time is inevitable too.

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I understand what you are saying but just to be clear, that’s the first cousins daughter. I think the first cousin is also pictured about I’m guessing the one on the right?

Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter.

 

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Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter. 

So wrong and so right in parts of the country.
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9 hours ago, Modessit said:

Technically, her (LFL girl) grandmother and my grandmother were sisters with a big age gap. So my mom and her mom were first cousins even though her mom is only 4 or 5 years older than me. I don't know what that makes my relationship to daughter.

 

Second cousin as your the second generation of cousins. 

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On 5/24/2019 at 11:07 AM, Modessit said:


 

 


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That woman on the right reminds me of an old SNL skit (Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman). 

Judge, "And what is your occupation, ma'am?"

Plaintiff: "Uh, your honor---I am a barfly." 

Judge, "Am I to understand that you hang around bars waiting for men to buy you drinks?  Hoping one of them will marry you?"
 

Plaintiff: "Uh, that is correct."  

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3 hours ago, cmontexas said:

What about a step cousin?

Shut up, Jonah!  

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A new pod was dropped. Just listened to it. Nothing about Tom Herman, except for his sponsor promo code is HERMAN. It's really him talking shit about Ed Warinner and how incompetent he was at coaching and recruiting. 

One thing to take away? He said Tim Beck was unfairly scapegoated for Ohio State not winning the 2015 national championship. So do with that what you will. 

Oh, and he bragged about fucking his ex wife to get back at her. He's a swell fellow. 

 

http://media.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/content.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/m2s_002.mp3

 

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For “Healthy buttocks” Airlines?   

I’d like to wear it as a hat.  

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