Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

8 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

I choose to believe she’s saying aim. 

[Victor Lazlo 1,777]

8 hours ago, MoJames said:

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I choose to believe that she is saying “Yep” to the question of “Are they real?”

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9 hours ago, MoJames said:

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She is answering the question, are you wiling yo do whatever it takes to get rid of Tom Hetman and Shaka Smart, even if that means taking of your shirt in this crowded club?

[Lhorn 4,968]

9 hours ago, Cajun said:

I'll be in my bunk.

I would last 15 seconds tops.  

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

What if they prefer syrup?

I bet they prefer jam.

[Alex Karev 1,031]

Hey Zack. How was your night?

[Cajun 11,750]

Someone should send him some books to read while he's in there.

"The Endgame" by Jeffrey Epstein would probably be appropriate.

[Cajun 11,750]

15 hours ago, markstanco said:

On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:

Here is a larger version of your avatar.

Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

Excuse me ma'am.  Are you ready for your motorboat?

[Hagbard Celine 10,936]

"top"

[Your Mom 4,853]

16 hours ago, markstanco said:

On 2/7/2020 at 4:36 PM, MoJames said:

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Looks like she is saying "I am". But to what?

“Ham”  

Not sure if it’s in reference to her ham wallet or the sammich she told told some guy to make.  

[Hagbard Celine 10,936]

i thought it was filmed in a dance club in prague.

that girl does not look spanish.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,525]

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

It's buried in a 20 minute Ibiza dance club video.  That's all there is of her.  

What a fucking shame. I was gonna ask where more vids are to getting to fapping 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,525]

17 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

By zach. You disgusting piece of shit.
Dont drop tha soap

Yes, he looks like a person who takes showers. He doesn't look like a hobo on a bath salt binger

[Bullneck 19,215]

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i thought it was filmed in a dance club in prague.

that girl does not look spanish.

Maybe so.  She definitely looks Eastern European.  

 

[Cajun 11,750]

She looks fun irrespective of origin.

[Nivek 16,992]

On 2/7/2020 at 5:36 PM, Lobo said:

so he wore a shirt that basically says, "Pound Me" to his first day of prison?  Poor bastard.    And yeah, I know it's a "hash-tag" you dipshits, but do you really think the seasoned bruthas in cell block C are gonna know anything about twitter. They remember it as the "pound sign" from the last phone call they made to the outside...in 2004.  Asking for more condoms and shivs.  This gone get real...

Pretty racist.

[Guest Lobo]

You're right, they're most AIM guys.  My bad.  Fucking white prison wardens with their 1000 free minutes of online access diluted down to GP.

[smoothlonghorn 85]

Just when I think a 58-page thread on Zach Smith is ridiculous, Surly proves me wrong...

[Rimbo 26,140]

On 2/7/2020 at 1:36 PM, MoJames said:

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been watching this for about ten minutes straight.. still not tired of it

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On 2/8/2020 at 2:44 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i thought it was filmed in a dance club in prague.

that girl does not look spanish.

There's a metric fuckton of German, Dutch, and British tourons on Ibiza (and Mallorca).  A drunker lot you'll rarely see.

[Steel Shank 9,432]

I’ve banged a ton of chicks in Ibiza, many of whom were Eastern European.

[Trey3216 15,373]

On 2/7/2020 at 3:36 PM, MoJames said:

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I’d vote that this should appear on every topic on surly going forward 

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4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve banged a ton of chicks in Ibiza, many of whom were Eastern European.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,943]

I’ve banged a ton of chicks in Ibiza, many of whom were Eastern European.

I banged my ex in Ibiza, she’s not Eastern European though.

[EZ$ 2,105]

I took a pill in Ibiza. 

[Armybrat 40,920]

I never been to Ibiza.

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

I would place the U/O on him violating the terms of his probation at 10 months. Only because he will be successful at hiding it for a while.

[Guest Lobo]

Zach: “I hope i draw Podcast this week for prison jobs.  Or at least coach of the inmates football team.  I hope, hope, hope!”  
 

guard (pulling out folded paper from mystery bucket): “let’s see what he draws...and it’s.....shower rape!   Sorry Zach, maybe next week.  Hey chin up buddy, this is an important job.”

Edited February 11, 2020 by Lobo

[G650 14,278]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I never been to Ibiza.

But do you kinda like the music?

[Armybrat 40,920]

I already take enough pills.

[zork 629]

she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

[Scholz 11,965]

"3yrs probation with drugs & alcohol conditions"

 

[Scheiss Meister 8,413]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

But do you kinda like the music?

They say the ladies are insane there.

[Beau Vine 54,466]

2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I would place the U/O on him violating the terms of his probation at 10 months. Only because he will be successful at hiding it for a while.

I'll take the free money under.

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I never been to Ibiza.

Me too, so this hits close to home.

[MontereyMX 869]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Me too, so this hits close to home.

I like Ibiza!    What is it? 

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

They say the ladies are insane there.

And they sure know how to use it

[Lhorn 4,968]

she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

Looks like a one syllable word to me. Although I have no formal training in lip reading I’ve always assumed that I’d be really good at it. I’m almost certain she’s saying “yam,” perhaps in response to the question “what’s another name for sweet potatoes.”

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

6 hours ago, zork said:

she is saying "pay up" for taking her top off at some pay to play offer, reportedly.  thanks for the bigger version.  it is glorious.

Isn't "they are glorious" the proper usage. I"m not sure about the proper English, I was a Bio major.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

19 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I like Ibiza!    What is it? 

The vast majority of people who have been to Ibiza don't remember a goddamned thing about it. Which is probably for the best -- just because the people you are doing embarrassing things with are incredibly attractive doesn't make the things less embarrassing.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,943]

My ex and I accidentally went turned up on the gay beach in Ibiza. We had fun there.

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

And they sure know how to use it

They don’t abuse it.

[zork 629]

2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Isn't "they are glorious" the proper usage. I"m not sure about the proper English, I was a Bio major.

I was referring to the larger image size compared to the avatar size which, while still possible, was not as easy to work with.  The melons themselves are grand, glorious, and appear to be real.

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

15 minutes ago, zork said:

I was referring to the larger image size compared to the avatar size which, while still possible, was not as easy to work with.  The melons themselves are grand, glorious, and appear to be real.

I was just trying to be funny.

[Lhorn 4,968]

My ex and I accidentally went turned up on the gay beach in Ibiza. We had fun there.

Cue the Ken Jeong gif

[4th and 5 4,919]

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

14 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

The only real question remaining is whether its drugs, a violent act or the combo package. Maybe we should have a prediction pool.

[Nivek 16,992]

What is it? 

You want it all but you can’t have it. It’s in your face but you can’t grab it.

[Scholz 11,965]

12 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

Wonder if he's going to have one of those breathalizers to start his car.  Or an ankle alcohol monitor.  If either, I agree with your assessment.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

20 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Zach Smith will never make 3 years probation. I give him maybe 6 months before he is back in jail

You underestimate the backlog of most probation officers. I would imagine in Ohio, their apathy reaches astounding proportions. I give it 6 months before he even sees his probation officer.