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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.


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  On 11/12/2018 at 6:44 PM, El Squared said:

Right. 

The gots Coach Slingblade, who may not have snorted a line of coke off of a strippers breasts, but he prolly ate a boudin from between her legs....

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Don't you dare slander boudin. I like my boudin spicy, with dangerous amounts of sodium while I'm hammered on bourbon. Pussy juice on the side. 

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Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."

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  On 11/12/2018 at 6:52 PM, sdhornesq said:

Trying to point out the website (rubmaps.com) featured in the news story.

Rub n tugs are pretty easy to find online.

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Let's not ignore the sex trafficking aspects of the business while we're here, ok? Remember that most of the employees doing this are not entirely doing this of their own free will.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:29 PM, Rimbo said:

Let's not ignore the sex trafficking aspects of the business while we're here, ok? Remember that most of the employees doing this are not entirely doing this of their own free will.

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True.  Especially in the rub n tug world.

So, go meet up with a pimp-less escort instead.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:29 PM, wood said:

Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."

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I was thinking more along the lines of, "Remember I am the head coach of Texas and you are unemployed."

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:29 PM, wood said:

Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."

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I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. 

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Man this dude is unstable and needs help.

Anyone that's been through a divorce knows how it's like, so to an extent I understand. But someone needs to tackle his ass and break his fingers and drop his electronics in a bathtub and save him from himself.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:47 PM, Llogg said:

I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. 

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...and digging.  He's going for the center of the Earth.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:45 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I was thinking more along the lines of, "Remember I am the head coach of Texas and you are unemployed."

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:47 PM, Llogg said:

I thought it was more rubbing it in his face that they started out together but Herman is at the top of the mountain while coke head wife beater is in the Mariana trench. 

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Sounds good enough. Could be all of the above, I reckon...

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i think you guys might be reading a little too much into subtext.  it just sounded like someone who refused to let someone else engage him in a conversation he wasn't going to have.  like when a chick is fussing about something stupid and you just say, "sounds good" to end it.

a buddy of mine was bitching about something that had very little to do with me a couple weeks ago, and i was tired of it, so i just responded, "go horns (with the same hook'em emoji)".  he responded, "agreed...go horns."  and that was that.  

 

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:29 PM, wood said:

Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."

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Her quote makes you wonder if he/she check out the message boards and are aware that his response is highly regarded amongst the fans

 

When someone threatens to try to ruin your life and your response is Hook’em that means you are an orange blood.  He’s one of us to the bone   

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:43 PM, Scholz said:

Can't decide if I like 'Coach Slingblade' better or 'Coach Fullmetaljacket'

 

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Both of those are too classy and do not truly represent him as I want to be Carl Childers when I grow up, and Full Metal Jacket was a great movie.  IMO Coach Penishead fits much better.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:29 PM, wood said:

Am I the only one thinking that the "Hook Em!" carries a little bit of extra weight? Kinda like "You're not just fucking with me now, friendo. You're fucking with Texas. Watch your step."

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I think it's more of a I'm head coach at Texas and your an unemployed piece of shit.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 7:53 PM, henrygandorf said:

i think you guys might be reading a little too much into subtext.  it just sounded like someone who refused to let someone else engage him in a conversation he wasn't going to have.  like when a chick is fussing about something stupid and you just say, "sounds good" to end it.

a buddy of mine was bitching about something that had very little to do with me a couple weeks ago, and i was tired of it, so i just responded, "go horns (with the same hook'em emoji)".  he responded, "agreed...go horns."  and that was that.  

 

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Yes, but that's what made it the perfect response.

But yes, some folks on here are definitely trying to read too much into it.

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Also, again, I've never been a big Tom Herman fan, but god damn, does he know how to use the term "Hook em" like a fucking pro.

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  On 11/12/2018 at 8:14 PM, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure Zach's gonna suicide himself soon.

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Not joking when I say hopefully it's just him. 

As funny as all of this is to watch from a distance, he is obviously an unhinged, hopeless, violent guy who feels he has nothing left to lose.

Best case scenario is he gets some help and gets his head right.  Worst scenarios range from violence against himself to going after those he believes have wronged him.  Would it shock anyone if he tried to attack/kill Courtney, the Herman's, Urban, McMurphy, etc?

I sincerely hope their are lots of paid folks keeping tabs on this guy.  He's only spiraling further down and the likely endings here aren't great. 

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  On 11/12/2018 at 8:38 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

Not joking when I say hopefully it's just him. 

As funny as all of this is to watch from a distance, he is obviously an unhinged, hopeless, violent guy who feels he has nothing left to lose.

Best case scenario is he gets some help and gets his head right.  Worst scenarios range from violence against himself to going after those he believes have wronged him.  Would it shock anyone if he tried to attack/kill Courtney, the Herman's, Urban, McMurphy, etc?

I sincerely hope their are lots of paid folks keeping tabs on this guy.  He's only spiraling further down and the likely endings here aren't great. 

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I get this and agree.  Domestic violence shitbags like to foist violence outward. I think he's still a long way from going completely over the top with weapons, but man I would fucking watch his fucked up ass like a hawk.   

In the long run, in all seriousness, I hope he fucking gets help.  And finds a way to grow the fuck up before he is a mortal danger to others.  

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