Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[ButtFumble 5186]

4 hours ago, tjhooker said:

you think all alpha males are like that?

 

well not ALL

 

[64coldasfire 22]

in before classics? 

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

 

[GotThatFire 166]

30 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Also, again, I've never been a big Tom Herman fan, but god damn, does he know how to use the term "Hook em" like a fucking pro.

Nobody needs to hear you say that again

[Eskimohorn 5644]

in before classics? 

in before surly take over

[ClubWhatever 12159]

I think the hookem thing is just his text auto sig.  

[SEC 1174]

6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Nobody needs to hear you say that again

 

Ok cool Hook em!

[tejas60 3535]

@ClubWhatever you shut your whore mouth!

Edited November 12, 2018 by tejas60

[Fart 111]

This is starting to turn out like the South Park Kanye West gay fish episode.   'Do you like fish dicks?"

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

cliffs of last 11 pages.  where did the ok hook em  come from i cant find it on twitter world

[nineliveslost 2811]

1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Needed a new hoodie. I think this will do.

Ordered in white

[GotThatFire 166]

5 minutes ago, BigXII said:

 

Ok cool Hook em!

 You don’t make any sense guy. You feel the need to tell us repeatedly that you’re not a Tom Herman fan but then turn around and use his line? Strange 

[Yuk 1572]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

cliffs of last 11 pages.  where did the ok hook em  come from i cant find it on twitter world

It's on the first page.

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

holy fuck, thats epic hahaha,  

 

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

[FloridaHorn 4776]

34 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

 

Look. Being faithful is hard.

 

especially when you are really, really hard.

[SEC 1174]

8 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 You don’t make any sense guy. You feel the need to tell us repeatedly that you’re not a Tom Herman fan but then turn around and use his line? Strange 

Yeah I'd expect anything with any bit of nuance to go over your head.

[TrashMaster G 17664]

24 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think the hookem thing is just his text auto sig.  

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith is now your Conductor) .......edited for Shooter

 

Edited November 12, 2018 by BillyGoatHill

[SHOOTER12 8839]

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith has nothing on Ozzy......)

 

Man don't even use that bastard's name in the same sentence with the Great Oz.

[Lurch 5932]

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

 

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

[jimmyjazz 46351]

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

So, he aggy?

Always reminds me of this, except pathetic:

[Mole 4333]

4 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Is Brian Hartline the mole??

No.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

8 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Unless that was written by another female.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

25 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

holy fuck, thats epic hahaha,  

 

thats the equivalent of unleashing feelings on your gf/wife and she replies with ...............................K

Unleashing your feelings?  WTF

[markstanco 12640]

36 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I think the hookem thing is just his text auto sig.  

Didnt do that on the previous one where he blew him a kiss.

[tbone_ 14211]

I think that was Zach blowing the kiss

[Your Mom 4859]

The kiss emoji came from Zach

[Scholz 11979]

Just now, Your Mom said:

The kiss emoji came from Zach

Apparently he's into dudes.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

16 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!!!   (Zach Smith is now your Conductor) .......edited for Shooter

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Just now, Scholz said:

Apparently he's into dudes.

So, does he go to Asian massage parlors or to Greek ones?

[jinx 2635]

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So, does he go to Asian massage parlors or to Greek ones?

He goes to Asian massage parlors to watch and take photos.  Please try to keep up...

[Lhorn 4971]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Pretty sure Zach's gonna suicide himself soon.

Wishful thinking IMO. He’s the most awesome person he knows and has been wronged by the world. He isn’t going to hurt himself. He’s too precious. 

[ztejas 43602]

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He's the Freddie Mercury of college coaches.

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay or for comparing him to this delusional no-talent worthless piece of shit. 

Freddie Mercury was a genius and one of the first victims that helped a silent epidemic become a worldwide cause for activism. I would hope you're better than that. 

[Butch Had Not 2996]

49 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Ordered in white

If anything,  buy your wives a Thick Fil A shirt. Let me know how that goes.

[cafe society 2878]

I am assuming that the University has a restraining order against this doorknob.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

He goes to Asian massage parlors to watch and take photos.  Please try to keep up...

Im pretty sure you cant take photos in those rooms—from what i hear

[ztejas 43602]

3 hours ago, Fart said:

How?  Asking for a friend...

We heard you for the first time chief. Also, no you aren't "asking for a friend". But nice double attempt at a shitty joke - maybe post it a 3rd time and you might get a pity rep. 

[RoundRobin 828]

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Always reminds me of this, except pathetic:

Bravo company!

[ztejas 43602]

2 hours ago, sdhornesq said:

a pimp-less escort

Yes - they're easy to find. Just follow the yellow-brick road into fantasy land and hang the first left. 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1027]

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay or for comparing him to this delusional no-talent worthless piece of shit. 

Freddie Mercury was a genius and one of the first victims that helped a silent epidemic become a worldwide cause for activism. I would hope you're better than that. 

i hate you

[SEC 1174]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know whether I'm negging you for pigeonholing Freddie Mercury into being gay

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury.

[Pato del Muerto 52663]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

Tomorrow 1 pm Indy time

[tantric superman 4668]

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury. 

Ok.  Cool

Hook 'em!

[Roofle 301]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

So did he ever go on some radio show today? I thought he was supposed to be on a show with some dildo radio host that he referenced last night.

Tomorrow

[ztejas 43602]

3 minutes ago, BigXII said:

That is the exact opposite of what that poster did, you read his post the complete opposite of how he intended it. He was responding to the "is he a switch hitter" comment by comparing him to Freddy Mercury, which in other words is saying he's bisexual, because Freddy Mercury famously wasn't gay, but bisexual. Hence comparing the "switch hitter" to freddy mercury.

Yes - he used Freddy Mercury as an example because Freddy Mercury is bisexual - and that was the only reason. Unless you think Zach Smith is a generational rock star beloved by millions. I'm not trying to get into a pedantic argument but you're a fucking idiot.

"Hmmmm who else is bisexual? Oh I know! Freddy Mercury. Yeah, that's a great analogy."

It's just like saying Tom Herman is the (insert straight rockstar that cheated on his wife that has nothing else in common with Herman) of football coaches. 

[hornian 5230]

For all the people who are saying Zach is going to off himself:

I've had too many cases with an abuser in them, and they aren't the ones that kill themselves.

[ztejas 43602]

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i hate you

Get in line. Not changing anytime soon so you can save your comment next time. 

[TornACL 7733]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tomorrow 1 pm Indy time

With Dan Dakich, which is just perfect since Dan Dakich is a complete imbecile.

[Treefidy 1481]

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Wonder if his lawyers will get to him in time. He needs to be real worried about getting his ass sued and for what?  He has nothing to gain and everything to lose.  Even with a divorce he’s probably got a decent amount of asssets especially for his age. 

If by assets you mean hundreds of sex toys, drawers stuffed full of little baggies cocaine comes in, and a collection of empty liquor bottles in an apartment where he's 3 months behind on rent... then yeah, assets.