Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Which is funny, because I have it on pretty good authority that fat patty has beaten the shit out of his last two wives. 

He also snorted crushed Oreos off an Asian masseuse’s ass.

[Ricky Butler 2730]

51 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Are you suggesting the $9.95ers are attempting to profit off manufactured drama?

My first thought. 

[ClubWhatever 12152]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

My first thought. 

Ma our baby’s a genius

[Tex Long 4408]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Zach has a sock account on buckeye 247

Not gonna quote all that shit, but it contains an excellent addition to such deathless Surlisms as "intensive porpoises" and "uphauled": "run a muck". 

Zach has, indeed, run a muck. Or three...

[Sejjr 3246]

He is certainly stuck is some muck currently. Also, I hear if you try to do cocaine in really humid conditions, it turns to muck. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

This fucker's a lock for first pick in 2019 death pools, if he miraculously makes it to Jan 1.  

Someone get him some more top notch blow.  This shit is entertaining. 

[Tex Pete 20403]

2 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Which is funny, because I have it on pretty good authority that fat patty has beaten the shit out of his last two wives. 

Hmmmm...I’ve heard the exact same thing. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

*too

Sure

*Ok Cool
Hook'em ,

[Duval Street 420]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

First y'all associate this fuck with Fred Mercury now we're going to pretend like he has anything to do with a classic 21st century film. 

I hope Zach Smith eats beans out of a can, listens to Poison 8-tracks and has to watch reruns of China Beach for the rest of his short, pathetic life. 

Kindly leave Dana Delany out of this, asshole.

*shit, got beat by hate

Edited November 14, 2018 by Duval Street
spent too much time googling pics of Dana

[Treefidy 1469]

 

3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Let's not forget about Zach's super-classy brother either.

That dude has never snorted cocaine for this pic.  I can hear his teeth grind from here, good photographer just happened to catch his jaw mid swing

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Jesus Christ, again, HBO, holla at me so I can do the reality-based series "The Lives Of Power 5 Wives." It's got the football. It's got the money. It's got the sex. Did we mention football, cocaine, hot chicks and sex? And sex? Holla. 

[86bone 5]

4 hours ago, Duval Street said:

Kindly leave Dana Delany out of this, asshole.

*shit, got beat by hate

God l loved her. Married the first woman I saw that looked like her. The short brunette cut, pouty lips and beautiful big eyes. And her name is Dana. No sht. No pics. Sorry. 

[Whitman 694]

55 minutes ago, 86bone said:

 No pics. Sorry. 

Still fapped...

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 hour ago, 86bone said:

God l loved her. Married the first woman I saw that looked like her. The short brunette cut, pouty lips and beautiful big eyes. And her name is Dana. No sht. No pics. Sorry. 

Here pass some rep on to your wife for me congratulations my brother

[DejaVu 39]

1 hour ago, 86bone said:

No pics. Sorry. 

What kind of husband doesn’t have any pictures of his wife? 

[Upgrayedd 5815]

1 hour ago, 86bone said:

God l loved her. Married the first woman I saw that looked like her. The short brunette cut, pouty lips and beautiful big eyes. And her name is Dana. No sht. No pics. Sorry. 

 

7 minutes ago, DejaVu said:

What kind of husband doesn’t have any pictures of his wife? 

I’ve got some of her

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

I’ve got some of her

Yes....go on, there are rules ya know and you've been around long enough to know them.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

I’ve got some of her

The two d’s are for the double dose of pimpin’.

[MOODY 126]

Wow this thread delivers, delivers in the crazy!

Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.... has nothing on this drama unfolding.  

I am hooked for the next chapter.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

It's been two hours since the last post, did the meth run out? Is the party over? 

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

He’s now teaching AP health in Toledo and using his class to try to destroy Tom herman. 

[TrashMaster G 17568]

4 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

At some point the body shuts down and must rest.  He may be out for 24-72 hrs.

Or maybe he had to go meet his dealer.

[BlueGreySky 1020]

He's on a binge, rant, crash schedule that has no regularity other than it's going to repeat at some point.  Hopefully it ends with him getting real help, and in the worst case scenario let's hope he's using the business end of a pistol as a straw rather than pointing it at someone else. 

[ztejas 43503]

6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I will not apologize nor feel bad for "underrating" the threat from an athletic department and city that fostered a pederast or a team of rapists. 

If you're more concerned with the fuckery going on at OSU because they are more competitive athletically than the aforementioned schools perhaps you should rethink your priorities.

Yes but at least Pedo and RapeU had it blow up in their face in the national media already. We aren't quite there yet with tOSU.

[ztejas 43503]

5 hours ago, 86bone said:

God l loved her. Married the first woman I saw that looked like her. The short brunette cut, pouty lips and beautiful big eyes. And her name is Dana. No sht. No pics. Sorry. 

This is the softest shit I've ever heard in my life. 

[alincoln 2381]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is the softest shit I've ever heard in my life. 

You must not read your own posts

[Leanderman 2275]

"It's been two hours since the last post, did the meth run out? Is the party over?  "

 

He has been at your mom's place.

[Phoenix 65]

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is the softest shit I've ever heard in my life. 

Ok, Cool. Hook 'em 🤘

[Zepol87 9188]

50 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

At some point the body shuts down and must rest.  He may be out for 24-72 hrs.

It is some good sleep though

[Zavala 1384]

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s now teaching AP health in Toledo and using his class to try to destroy Tom herman. 

I don't think this fuckhead has any class bruh

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I don't think this fuckhead has any class bruh

*his students.  Draconian edit time surpassed. 

[Zavala 1384]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*his students.  Draconian edit time surpassed. 

I understood what you were saying I'm just being facetious

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

I understood what you were saying I'm just being facetious

Sorry, but all feces go on that other message board.

[ztejas 43503]

54 minutes ago, alincoln said:

You must not read your own posts

Good one. Doesn't change the highly questionable comment I replied to.

 

[Scholz 11944]

2 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

He's on a binge, rant, crash schedule that has no regularity other than it's going to repeat at some point.  Hopefully it ends with him getting real help, and in the worst case scenario let's hope he's using the business end of a pistol as a straw rather than pointing it at someone else. 

I'm back on top, boys!!

[henrygandorf 29194]

he'll be back, fellas, it's almost the weekend.  don't worry, the cocaine hangover is a myth.

it's the 16 vodka sodas you were able to drink while blizzed out that fucks up your morning.

[Hurtlocker 2213]

His job?!   This has taken a new twist!

 

[SydneyCarton 48112]

6 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

His job?!   This has taken a new twist!

 

Yes. The irony...that someone with a criminal record almost certainly lied on their job application and when discovered they were then terminated. THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!

Edited November 14, 2018 by SydneyCarton

[txhorns 2409]

3 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

His job?!   This has taken a new twist!

 

If she got fired because of the report that would mean her employer did not know about her criminal past, or at least the extent of it.  Probably means that she lied on her job application.

[Bevo 13582]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. The irony...that someone with a criminal record almost certainly lied on their resume and when discovered they were then terminated. THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!

Well, the tweet is coming from a 7v7 coach. They are usually very honest and trustworthy.

[d.plainview872 175]

mom = his ?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Wow this thread delivers, delivers in the crazy!
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.... has nothing on this drama unfolding.  
I am hooked for the next chapter.

DOOL blows goats. SFT is where it's at or TEON or ATWT.

[Whitman 694]

Someone needs to keep a tally (or bingo board) of the destruction (total jobs lost/scholarships withdrawn/wins vacated/coach buyouts/etc) that this whole episode and it's side tentacles are going to inflict. 

This thing would have been the greatest offseason entertainment ever.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

If she got fired because of the report that would mean her employer did not know about her criminal past, or at least the extent of it.  Probably means that she lied on her job application.

Especially since she lost HIS job.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Someone needs to keep a tally (or bingo board) of the destruction (total jobs lost/scholarships withdrawn/wins vacated/coach buyouts/etc) that this whole episode and it's side tentacles are going to inflict. 
This thing would have been the greatest offseason entertainment ever.

The total so far is tree fiddy

[Lhorn 4922]

11 minutes ago, txhorns said:

If she got fired because of the report that would mean her employer did not know about her criminal past, or at least the extent of it.  Probably means that she lied on her job application.

Interesting sense of right and wrong that Smith and that poster live by. Most would say that an employer working with vulnerable elderly patients have the right to know that one of their employees was convicted of taking advantage of their elderly patients on a past job but I guess exposing their past to the employer is the real crime I guess. 

 

[Whitman 694]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Someone needs to keep a tally (or bingo board) of the destruction (total jobs lost/scholarships withdrawn/wins vacated/coach buyouts/etc) that this whole episode and it's side tentacles are going to inflict. 
This thing would have been the greatest offseason entertainment ever.

The total so far is tree fiddy

Tree fiddy, a Dana Delany doppelganger, and an ISU chick with a penchant for oral sex.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

3 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Tree fiddy, a Dana Delany doppelganger, and an ISU chick with a penchant for oral sex.

What are three things that I want for Christmas, Alex?

Edited November 14, 2018 by Hizzaz Mahdoud

[Steel Shank 9428]

10 hours ago, 86bone said:

God l loved her. Married the first woman I saw that looked like her. The short brunette cut, pouty lips and beautiful big eyes. And her name is Dana. No sht. No pics. Sorry. 

I must've banged hundreds of chicks that look like this. What's your wife's maiden name? Maybe it'll ring a bell.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Hate to do this guys, but I’ve tied up and only been able to make it thru the first 3 pages so far. Could anyone of you kind souls hit me up with some cliffs?  Like, did he cum or what?