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Posted
Just now, Doc Reeves said:

Hate to do this guys, but I’ve tied up and only been able to make it thru the first 3 pages so far. Could anyone of you kind souls hit me up with some cliffs?  Like, did he cum or what?

Nope, but we did.

Posted
17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Interesting sense of right and wrong that Smith and that poster live by. Most would say that an employer working with vulnerable elderly patients have the right to know that one of their employees was convicted of taking advantage of their elderly patients on a past job but I guess exposing their past to the employer is the real crime I guess. 

 

Pretty much to be expected for people of their ilk though.

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Hate to do this guys, but I’ve tied up and only been able to make it thru the first 3 pages so far. Could anyone of you kind souls hit me up with some cliffs?  Like, did he cum or what?
Gorn
Posted
24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You must be doing shitty coke

You have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? Posters with no knowledge of history irk the hell out of me. Gandorf is a legend

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I must've banged hundreds of chicks that look like this. What's your wife's maiden name? Maybe it'll ring a bell.

Maybe you just had beer goggles. Did one of them claim to be an OU cheerleader?

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10 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? Posters with no knowledge of history irk the hell out of me. Gandorf is a legend

I know a lot about history. I must have been out sick on Gandorf day in APUSH. 

Posted
18 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You have any idea who the fuck you are talking to? Posters with no knowledge of history irk the hell out of me. Gandorf is a legend

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

So, is our coach a fucking rockstar or nah? I need pics.

I'm going with nah. This fucker would've put em out by now if they existed.

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Of course this thread was going to turn into a bunch of fucking preening, look-at-me silliness from one of the resident rubes. I have ztejas on ignore, but can see through the quotes over the last 4+ pages that his insipid uselessness is stickier than Zach Smith's grip on reality. That's all this fucking thread is - Zach Smith insanity and ztejas inanity. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

I once saw Gandorf make love to a cigarette machine.  It wad the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 

I bet  half the people here have never seen a cigarette machine. Of course, half probably haven't seen any sex either.

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm going with nah. This fucker would've put em out by now if they existed.

Yeah. Smith shot his wad early despite promising a lot more to come. Everything subsequent has been just insults and fighting with McMurphy and trolls. I’m half expecting him to drop the bomb that Herman drinks tequila and Poweraid. 

Posted
30 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I miss those, for no good fucking reason.

I don't miss coke, shitty or otherwise.

I do miss the hot shitty women it used to draw to my beck and call for obvious reasons.

That's kinda Zen-like, or a haiku, or something mystical and Asian. 

Posted
11 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

fat-woman-e1431250874377.jpg

ring a bell?

Wasn't that pic the album cover to Herb Alpert's failed follow-up to "Whipped Cream and Other Delights"?

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

fat-woman-e1431250874377.jpg

ring a bell?

You need to start spoilering that shit or you're going to get an negging party.

My old ass won't be able to get a woody for a year after seeing that.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Of course this thread was going to turn into a bunch of fucking preening, look-at-me silliness from one of the resident rubes. I have ztejas on ignore, but can see through the quotes over the last 4+ pages that his insipid uselessness is stickier than Zach Smith's grip on reality. That's all this fucking thread is - Zach Smith insanity and ztejas inanity. 

Love it. Bringing everyone out of the woodwork. 

Posted
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You make a good point. I mean, you're quite the character yourself. If we instituted mandatory reading homework, and we cover Gandorf and JT early on, we can get to Chapter 5 or 6, Ballad of the Breezy Buttcheeks and you can have your moment in the sun (room) as well. 

Breezy?  I seem to recall bilous or billowy? 

Posted
21 hours ago, ztejas said:

First y'all associate this fuck with Fred Mercury now we're going to pretend like he has anything to do with a classic 21st century film. 

I hope Zach Smith eats beans out of a can, listens to Poison 8-tracks and has to watch reruns of China Beach for the rest of his short, pathetic life. 

Poison 8-tracks, that was a good one

Posted

Hey I bought my first pack of camels out of a cigarette machine at Dart Bowl! And I've seen plenty of...

Well anyway I've seen a cigarette machine.

I bet  half the people here have never seen a cigarette machine. Of course, half probably haven't seen any sex either.
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Posted
22 hours ago, ztejas said:

First y'all associate this fuck with Fred Mercury now we're going to pretend like he has anything to do with a classic 21st century film. 

I hope Zach Smith eats beans out of a can, listens to Poison 8-tracks and has to watch reruns of China Beach for the rest of his short, pathetic life. 

Dang...you just covered my whole life.

Hope the life ain't short doh...

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 my brother and some of the others on his floor in Jester made some good cash when one of the cigarette machines fucked up and would give you cigarettes just for pulling the handle

yea there used to be cigarette machines in Jester

they also knew the trick to get a news paper machine to open without a quarter (you have to twist the door a particular way gently) the route drivers would do that to change out the papers without using a quarter to open it

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Wasn't that pic the album cover to Herb Alpert's failed follow-up to "Whipped Cream and Other Delights"?

Alright “Greasy Pork Sandwich Served In A Dirty Ashtray” wasn’t a big seller but it’s got some real deep, deep, deep cuts on it 

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