Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[ztejas 43412]

4 minutes ago, Fart said:

randomly negged?  you negged me first.  

imgur

In case anyone is wondering, I negged this chromosome missing fuckface for the 2nd comment. Not that I need to defend myself. We'll see if you can stay above -100 this time around. Wouldn't bet on it. 

 

Also you didn't even deny it. Who are you people that like repeatedly getting banned off of message boards? 

Edited November 13, 2018 by ztejas

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Well I just ordered my hoodie from MuthaHustla.  That was before I read of the donations on the previous page and the roasting of the pitiful Ohio St fan.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

Is that listeater at 11 o'clock ?

[blacklab 11926]

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Started drinking a little later today, I guess. 

sucked enough dick behind the gitngo to score another 8ball and a bottle of wine

[Nivek 16923]

I'm remembering when another clean cut All-American kid proclaimed his innocence, too:

Boy, Matt Leinart was a lady killer....

[TornACL 7698]

ztejas = tjhooker

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Boy, Matt Leinart was a lady killer....

[Pam Cummings 9639]

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Since @Fart randomly negged this and since his account is about a day old I'm about 99% sure that he is the asshat @this that was crowdsource banned yesterday around 1pm.  

Treat it how you may. 

- douchebag out

 

 

 

Wow glad you cleared that up, everyone seemed really interested

Edited November 13, 2018 by Pam Cummings

[Lhorn 4912]

1 hour ago, HornsofBevo said:

The wife beater's cantankerous series of rants mean absolutely nothing to anyone except for himself.

OK

COOL

HOOK'EM

I wonder what lunatic's reaction will be when he realizes his tirade did nothing to bring down the Hermans and made him more of a pariah than he already was?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

We have two: the basketball forum and politics 

No, I mean an all out Thunderdome scenario with no topic involved.

[ztejas 43412]

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wow glad you cleared that up, everyone seemed really interested

I think there's a literacy problem on this board in general. "Treat it how you may" meaning, I don't give a fuck, but since you collectively banned this person 24 hours ago maybe some of you care.

11 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

Yes. Myself included. 

- douchebag out

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I wonder what lunatic's reaction will be when he realizes his tirade did nothing to bring down the Hermans and made him more of a pariah than he already was?

He'll post here about his rep...

[Jkwellborn 6692]

Well I just ordered my hoodie from MuthaHustla.  That was before I read of the donations on the previous page and the roasting of the pitiful Ohio St fan.

Hopefully she nails him after he popped off about them paying him.

[Lhorn 4912]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He'll post here about his rep...

Oh you...

[El Squared 1802]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm remembering when another clean cut All-American kid proclaimed his innocence, too:

There is a dark slang completely inappropriate ( but funny)  acronym known to some in medicine :

T.F. BUNDY. 

It refers to patients that are completely screwed and suffering. I would also apply it dear ZS.

It stands for: Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.

ZS is a TF BUNDY.

Edited November 13, 2018 by El Squared

[NorLa Horns 1458]

love all these guys getting in touch with their feminine side here. but they really need to take it over to the "muh bloody vagina" thread.

thanks

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't feel the need to be liked by anyone here which includes getting along with you amicably, dickhead. If you want to make shitty "lol you live in your mom's basement" jokes then you can DM me. 

I come here because I like talking about the Horns with other Horns fans. If any of you think I am looking for validation I'm not - I really don't care about your school on a personal level, just the football team. 

So please, continue being old and out of touch and afraid of change because there isn't room for everyone to be a "good ole boy" anymore. 

i liked this to bring you back to 0 from a -1 on this post, so i could reply that it's okay to be old, it's possible to be old and totally in touch, in fact it's possible to be old and MOAR in touch than many of your generation, it's also a certainty that many of the olds around here have not only been advocates of change but have exceeded many of your generation in the cohort of "change agents", and there will always be plenty of room for good 'ole boys, because we each define what makes us good.

[SilasCoade 2622]

*unfollow*

[rungeflash 322]

13 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

love all these guys getting in touch with their feminine side here. but they really need to take it over to the "muh bloody vagina" thread.

thanks

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

3 hours ago, BigXII said:

 

Every post I see out of your account is so fucking lame. You are amazing at being a bitch.

ztejas has lots of good takes.  some aren't.  most are.

your takes are all good.

but ztejas is not telco ag, or dfigs.

let's return to the Zach Smith geofencing topic.

[Lhorn 4912]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ztejas has lots of good takes.  some aren't.  most are.

your takes are all good.

but ztejas is not telco ag, or dfigs.

let's return to the Zach Smith geofencing topic.

I get that he can be glib and abrasive, but most of his takes are pretty reasonable.  Several weeks ago he defended Sam on the "shit on Sam" thread and he was proven 100%.  That's solid in my book.

 

We've got to get back to our primary directive, shitting on outsiders.

Edited November 13, 2018 by Lhorn

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

26 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

Pos rep!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Why not both?

She wants to eat pussy while getting banged from behind

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

31 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is that listeater at 11 o'clock ?

deserves some respect...   nice work

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

Sorry for being naive, but what does the motions the middle chick is making mean?  Does she eat pussy or want hers eaten or is it something else?

that ginger needs to go pro

[and 73]

This thread is worthless without some Asian massage parlor bitches:

[cactusflinthead 27598]

26 minutes ago, El Squared said:

There is a dark slang completely inappropriate ( but funny)  acronym known to some in medicine :

T.F. BUNDY. 

It refers to patients that are completely screwed and suffering. I would also apply it dear ZS.

It stands for: Totally Fucked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet.

ZS is a TF BUNDY.

Learning all the time. 

[Gatorubet 30186]

7 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Hey, dont throw me in the middle of this.  I have enough haters already.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

16 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

We have that.  It's called the Politics forum.

 

3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This is how it's done correctly. 

[Tom Chairman 264]

Someone needs to tweet Zack Smith to come join the conversation here on Surly. We're all ears.

 

[Fart 111]

3 hours ago, BigXII said:

 

Every post I see out of your account is so fucking lame. You are amazing at being a bitch.

Thank you.  

[89Horn 1514]

2 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Someone needs to tweet Zack Smith to come join the conversation here on Surly. We're all ears.

 

Why?  I imagine that the last page or two of this thread is like how his mind operates when he is sober.

[Jkwellborn 6692]

Someone needs to tweet Zack Smith to come join the conversation here on Surly. We're all ears.
 

I wondered anyone else he thought about it. But do you really want unstable mother fuckers like that posting here?

[ztejas 43412]

8 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

He doesnt have my meme game.  It's on point today.

Pardon?

imgur

And no I didn't just make this before someone wants to get their 2 retarded cents out

Edited November 13, 2018 by ztejas

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Social media is pure cancer for deranged dumbfucks addicted to attention. They should sue this retard and twatter for slander.

Zach, when the thought of leaving Twitter alone to focus on his own personal shortcomings:

[Beau Vine 54208]

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Social media is pure cancer for deranged dumbfucks addicted to attention. 

Exactly.  Isn't it great?

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

This was the best 2 hours I’ve ever spent on the internet. Good work to all!

Ok cool

Hook Em 🤘

[Orange&White 5522]

6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

 do you really want unstable mother fuckers like that posting here?

It’s like it’s your first day posting here. Most posters here are both unstable, and mother fuckers. You’d hardly be able to tell a difference between him and anyone else.

[Orange&White 5522]

8 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

 

Edited November 13, 2018 by Orange&White
Double post

[rungeflash 322]

52 minutes ago, and said:

This thread is worthless without some Asian massage parlor bitches:

Yes....now this bitch is pop'n

 

[Spankytoes 1739]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

Nobody fucking cares about your fucking rep

You don’t speak for me! 

[blacklab 11926]

i'm going to set up a script so all posts about rep get sent to you via text message to your cell phone

[CycleTex87 2967]

6 minutes ago, rungeflash said:

Yes....now this bitch is pop'n

 

I may watch this all night. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

I may watch this all night. 

Maybe one time it won’t pop open.  You never know

[HtownHorn 14670]

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

 

Most likely this slapdick's station was inundated with sponsors pledging to pull ad revenue had the interview happened.

[Jack Burton 35]

Lotus Spa is a tug shop. Stassney and South 1st. Right next to Las Lomos and Rusty Cannon pub.

All I got

[markstanco 12572]

He hasnt tweeted in two hours, so he passed out. Must wait until tomorrow I guess for more rants.

[ztejas 43412]

15 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Please.  

My 1st one today not as funny but still funny

Don't get carried away.

Then again, my best take on here was defending Freddy Mercury. Probably because I'm a fruity SMU grad. 

[and 73]

26 minutes ago, rungeflash said:

Yes....now this bitch is pop'n