Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

He must be a savant at WR coaching. How else could this drunk, unstable, wife abusing, cocaine using, dildo buying crazy person have kept a job that long. 

He'd still be @ tOSU if his grandfather was alive (Earle Bruce/Urban's mentor).  Urbs set the wheels in motion for his departure a few months after they toe tagged Earle.

[Parliament 14258]

Please for the love of God I've been patient.

[Goodman 3273]

On 5/13/2019 at 8:27 PM, UcancallmeSurly said:

He'd still be @ tOSU if his grandfather was alive (Earle Bruce/Urban's mentor).  Urbs set the wheels in motion for his departure a few months after they toe tagged Earle.

lol. Urbs did not even fire him, he was not getting rid of him. 

[Chopper 17232]

A few days later...I wonder if it's still there lol

 

 

Edited May 19, 2019 by Chopper

[Tex Pete 20351]

He may be living in it. 

[Auto Driller 2505]

Lol at him using the Buckeyes hashtag.

They fired you, bro.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

A few days later...I wonder if it's still there lol
 
 

Nope.



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[Goodman 3273]

Why is Hudson Card with RIP in Ohio?

[KYHorn 17046]

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Nope.



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Not Texas QB material

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Not Texas QB material

Hudson’s little hands can kiss my ass.



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[Llano Estacado 1257]

Thank you for properly orienting your hook’em and not mcconaugheying the pic

[Beer Drinker 615]

Was hoping he would make the shitty parking thread... maybe he was halfass sober

[Lhorn 4913]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Nope.



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That’s a pretty short pinky 

[demos 3003]

^ shocker game is weak.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

That’s a pretty short pinky 

Maybe, I've got a Charlie Strong index finger.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

yep. insanely small hands

[Tex Pete 20351]

His hand is bigger than the school, assholes. 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

10 hours ago, Goodman said:

lol. Urbs did not even fire him, he was not getting rid of him. 

you think it's a coincidence Smith survived 7 years of fuck ups under Meyer and suddenly 2 months after Bruce kicks all hell breaks loose?   Dig up the old thread...  there are all sorts of story line classics in that drama.  

Edited May 19, 2019 by UcancallmeSurly

[williemackgarza 1826]

Rip is lil hands maro rubio?

[Goredho 17402]

What a goddamn shame.  I remember the last time I had the world weaponized against me for no good reason.  Its tremendously unfair and can really fuck with your confidence.  I’m just glad he’s not letting it affect his self-perception or self-worth.  #indomitable #undefeated #unconquerable #winning #thezachsmithway #smackmybitchup

[closetojumping 62693]

I cannot be destroyed. 

[PilotsError 2287]

Only by a heel turn.

[SquishMitten 10405]

On 5/13/2019 at 6:58 PM, DaggerHorns said:

Wrong! Most of us are on the manufacturing/selling side.

I’m an importer/exporter with Vandildo Industries

[totallynotabuttpirate 5399]

I'm in hydraulics. 

[Tex Long 4393]

Conveyancer here. What do you need? What can I get for you?

[tejas60 3533]

so, today's the big day?

[Herpa Derpa 6125]

[Chooky 13307]

It's funny to be in excited anticipation of something you know is gonna suck.  My expectation of this sucking is so high, yet I'm still positive the the suck will exceed that expectation.  It's wide open from minor equipment failure to a livestream suicide.  The only certainty is that nothing, ever, has been this guy's fault.    

[Machinator 32099]

Teaser trailer

 

[KYHorn 17046]

It's up. This should be good for a few laughs.

http://media.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/p/content.blubrry.com/menace2societypodcast/m2s_001.mp3

 

[Hook1997 5354]

First minute he says he walked in on the Ohio state president getting blown by a dude lol.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

LOL he literally leads off episode 1 with a fake story laying the foundation for his fake and made up podcasts of stories. I'm in!

[KYHorn 17046]

I'm already bored and tired of his embarrassing "I'm from the hood" accent. Since EJ is gone, can we get @satyanash to sacrifice himself for the rest of Surly's sake?

[KYHorn 17046]

Plays audio of a call ZS had with a flight attendant that TH allegedly slept with. 

[zork 629]

aintnobodygottimeforthis.gif

holy shit that was dry, monotone, delivery.  made it about 3 minutes then bailed. needs to do more coke before broadcasting to speed things up a bit.

[SydneyCarton 48092]

14 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Plays audio of a call ZS had with a flight attendant that TH allegedly slept with. 

Dude needs better lies. I fly about 5-6 times a year, and I think I can count the number of hot flight attendants I've seen in the last 10 years on less than 2 fingers (great band name). Say what you want about Tom Herman's looks, chameleon nature, but I feel like looking at his wife the guy consistently isn't banging a bunch of old smokestacks pushing 60. Maybe he fucked one of the gay guys. But a hot flight attendant these days is rarer aggy self awareness. 

[Modessit 5600]

Let me know if someone posts a transcript.

[Parliament 14258]

Says TH ran some kinda "flight attendant pimp ring" outta Dallas. Kinky.

[Tex Pete 20351]

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Says TH ran some kinda "flight attendant pimp ring" outta Dallas. Kinky.

Tom Herman, man of many talents. And apparently lots of free time on his hands.

Speaking of flight attendants, just how high is Zach Smith right about now?

[Scholz 11943]

On 5/19/2019 at 2:19 PM, closetojumping said:

I cannot be destroyed. 

Is there a topic of conversation where this doesn't work?  I don't think so.

[Scholz 11943]

On 5/18/2019 at 7:45 PM, Tex Pete said:

He may be living in it. 

[Rimbo 25924]

On 5/18/2019 at 7:44 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

yep. insanely small hands

 

[JFKFC 4878]

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

First minute he says he walked in on the Ohio state president getting blown by a dude lol.

There isn't much else to do in Ohio.

[Rimbo 25924]

On 5/19/2019 at 12:19 PM, closetojumping said:

I cannot be destroyed. 

 

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Is there a topic of conversation where this doesn't work?  I don't think so.

Ok, cool. Hook 'Em. 🤘

[texifornia 56945]

It lives

http://www.menace2societypodcast.com/

[Beau Vine 54220]

He's trying to sound like Jim Rome.  

[BigHorn'13 3363]

4 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Plays audio of a call ZS had with a flight attendant that TH allegedly slept with. 

This shit was so weak. Wonder what courtney would say about y'all's sex life. I bet it would be really funny.

[KYHorn 17046]

16 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

This shit was so weak. Wonder what courtney would say about y'all's sex life. I bet it would be really funny.

Haven't slept with her, as far as I know, but she would speak very highly of it.

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

Starts this thing with a story about the school president getting blown by a dude

Says “ had you goin huh?”

Says it’s completely false

Says rest of the podcasts are stories you’re suppose to believe 

Says, with dictionary in hand and big words written down, he has been targeted by the justice system. 

 

And thats a summary of the first 6 minutes. Holy shit Batman. I don’t know if his business model should start out with a giant lie considering no one believes his stupid fucking ass in the first place.  

Edited May 20, 2019 by BurntOrangeBlooded15

[Parliament 14258]

Just go with it. He's gonna drop one bomb each episode and tease 3 more. But you gotta listen to the who 60 minutes to get it.

And who's the other guy with him?