Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[Bigbend1812 12,877]

12 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I haven’t been following along. Has UT fired Herman yet with all the dirt Zach had on him?

Any moment now.

[Orange&White 5,516]

12 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I haven’t been following along. Has UT fired Herman yet with all the dirt Zach had on him?

Billy Luicci had it on great authority that Tom wouldn't make it past year 2.

[Chooky 13,292]

When this guy ends up on house arrest it'll be Tom Herman's fault and Tom Herman should feel bad about that. 

[Nivek 16,808]

So, Tom is a great coach, brilliant mind, funny, and decides o distance himself from wife beaters. The horror. The horror.

[Chad 1,728]

12 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

I dont know man. Im kinda stoked our coach mighta allegedly snorted coke off a stripper and has orgies with stewardesses.
And why zach still call hisself coach?
Mfer aint no fuckin coach

Did you listen to his podcast? Urban said he was going to be a HC in 3 years if his vindictive ex-wife didn't ruin his name.

[Tex Long 4,326]

Always good to start a project by citing the excuse you'll be using for your failure.

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

21 hours ago, Sejjr said:

So how does one join Herman's stewardess sex club? Asking for a friend...

Thought it was Match.com?

 

 

[Armybrat 40,678]

Guess pimping for flight attendants doesn’t pay well, hence the two year extension & raise.

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Guess pimping for flight attendants doesn’t pay well, hence the two year extension & raise.

 

How do you think del cxonte paid for this raise?

[Machinator 32,097]

(Herman didn't actually get a raise beyond what was built into his contract)

[Armybrat 40,678]

Just now, Machinator said:

(Herman didn't actually get a raise beyond what was built into his contract)

Well heck then, keep on pimpin’.

Might help with closing on the recruiting too.

[markstanco 12,489]

3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Well shit.

Tweet deleted.  What did it say?

[TrashMaster G 17,379]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Tweet deleted.  What did it say?

See thread title.

[Parliament 14,112]

Just you wait, guys. He's gonna go after Michelle at some point. He blames her for turning his ex wife and Tom against him.

[Zavala 1,384]

59 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Just you wait, guys. He's gonna go after Michelle at some point. He blames her for turning his ex wife and Tom against him.

She's pretty good at rolling with the punches and firing back. 

 

[Thiefery 4,960]

Cliff notes on show? I don't really wanna listen to it anymore after the Gee getting head from another male intro

 

[Beau Vine 53,964]

On 5/21/2019 at 1:08 PM, Sejjr said:

So how does one join Herman's stewardess sex club? Asking for a friend...

Well, first you'd have to get a job as a stewardess.

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 5/13/2019 at 2:17 PM, JerryHubbard said:

Is that Brad Pitt?

/katfid/

Well, it damn sure isn't Fat God of Thunder... (Thor)... ?

imgur

[JFKFC 4,878]

Just so I understand this correctly, even before he was making head coach money, there was a group of flight attendants who Smith says would go wherever Herman told them to go and would f*** whoever Herman told them to f***. And they did this for no money or enjoyment on their part. Just because.

 

This doesn't sound realistic, but the only way we'll ever know for sure is if we suggest this scenario to every flight attendant we all come across. Should we post the results of those conversation in this thread, or should we start a new one?

[mdmost 42,775]

Lolz. Zach Smith flailing about desperately seeking attention by trying to bring people down through a trashy podcast. Meanwhile, Tom Herman's getting his contract extended. 

Edited May 23, 2019 by mdmost

[Machinator 32,097]

Among his recent retweets. He's going to reach a new low with this extension news.

 

[Valmy77 13,092]

I mean who doesn't love orgies with flight attendants?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

5 hours ago, JFKFC said:

This doesn't sound realistic, but the only way we'll ever know for sure is if we suggest this scenario to every flight attendant we all come across. Should we post the results of those conversation in this thread, or should we start a new one?

Hello Ms. flight attendant lady. I'm from the internet. Coach Herman sent me. Should we shag now, or shag later? 

[Chooky 13,292]

He's unemployed because of his commitment to the truth. Only sellouts and PC snowflakes have jobs. Suckers. Only renegades and warriors and true family men violate restraining orders. He's an alpha wolf in a world of sheep. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

And inexplicably the sheep are winning. 

[deech 2,251]

If the worst thing he has on Herman is sniffing coke off a stripper's ass with Michelle in attendance and a ring of flight attendant whores that would service him and his friends on demand, I''m thinking Herman is going to come out of this entire fiasco a lot less scathed than people predicted.

[Lhorn 4,884]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Among his recent retweets. He's going to reach a new low with this extension news.

 

That’s precisely the podcast logo I would have expected from Zach. 

[Scholz 11,923]

Was "Menace 2 Elementary Schools" taken?

[Goodman 3,273]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Among his recent retweets. He's going to reach a new low with this extension news.

 

Of course barstool gives him a platform.

[Armybrat 40,678]

51 minutes ago, deech said:

If the worst thing he has on Herman is sniffing coke off a stripper's ass with Michelle in attendance and a ring of flight attendant whores that would service him and his friends on demand, I''m thinking Herman is going to come out of this entire fiasco a lot less scathed than people predicted.

Can’t wait for the Bio film.

Who will be cast to play Herman?

[txhorns 2,407]

I'm pretty disappointed in Herman after this new information has come out.  Any guy thats able to talk his wife into letting him run a whore ring of flight attendants to service him and his friends on command should have the number 1 recruiting class every year.

[Wally Fairway 5,517]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I mean who doesn't love orgies with flight attendants?

Okay, cool
  - Hook'em

[Scholz 11,923]

Again, I fail to see how Herman being able to pump a lot of hot chicks and keep them satisfied is worse than Zach Smith or Jimbo Fisher who can't manage it with a single female.

[Lhorn 4,884]

56 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Of course barstool gives him a platform.

It really is a pretty shitty thing to do. There’s literally no one who can say a good thing about the guy except to say that he probably loves his kids, but even if that’s his best quality he fucks it up by being a horrible influence on them. Why give him a forum or attention to spew what everyone knows are lies?  Other than for clicks I guess.  

Edited May 23, 2019 by Lhorn

[Jkwellborn 6,649]

I feel like Menace to Society is some type of trademark infringement or something.

Lot of dumb ass aggy fans will be tuning in to hear about Herman.

[cmontexas 3,242]

There are flight attendants younger than 40?

[Steamboat1874 4,031]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Can’t wait for the Bio film.

Who will be cast to play Herman?

Heresssss Johnny !!!!!

[jinx 2,635]

15 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

There are flight attendants younger than 40?

This was my thought.  Tom Herman wasn't around in the Pan Am days (or at least not in the banging stewardess form) and maybe 1 in 5 flight attendants are hot enough to orgy.  

I'm gonna listen to the podcast, but this may not be factual information guys...

[Goodman 3,273]

Virgin hired well before they were acquired, solid female profile.

[jdhorn92 1,535]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Among his recent retweets. He's going to reach a new low with this extension news.

 

I only thought i loved Herman after beating OU in Dallas and UGA in the Sugar Bowl. Now I know we have the right guy. His cred just went up!

[RollLeft 5,039]

Dude sounds nothing like he looks.  He sounds 5 ft and a buck fitty.    

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Was "Menace 2 Elementary Schools" taken?

Zach Smith is a pederast?

I'm not surprised in the least.

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Heresssss Johnny !!!!!

I was thinking more like Quentin Tarantino to play pederast Zach Smith.

Edited May 24, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Homesickhorn 2,201]

Can’t wait for the Bio film.
Who will be cast to play Herman?

Owen Wilson.

[Steel Shank 9,405]

 

Put ol' Steel Shank down as a "Yes" for enjoying orgies with gash like this.

 

Turbinehouse

[Modessit 5,595]

I have a cousin who was and may still be a flight attendant. She's 50+ now but was quite a looker at 19. I'm not ashamed to admit that my 15-yr-old self popped quite a boner watching her walk around in a bikini top and cutoffs. She has a daughter who was or may still be on a dance team for a minor league hockey team in Colorado.

 

 

Edit: just found out the daughter played in the LFL for the Denver Dream.

[Radical Larry 28,523]

[Parliament 14,112]

Wait what? Your cousin gave you boners?

 

 

[Modessit 5,595]

Wait what? Your cousin gave you boners?
 
 

3rd or 4th cousin twice removed.

If Emily Ratajkowski was your cousin, you'd never look?

[hornian 5,201]

14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Wait what? Your cousin gave you boners?

 

 

I think a slight breeze gives most 15 year olds boners.