Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.

[Enchubben 5600]

28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wait, so who is this new guy?

He’s the hero Austin deserves, but not the one it needs right now. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A burnt orange knight.

[Bullneck 19528]

43 minutes ago, Goredho said:

You may have hit the bottle less, but you hit your wife more.  I wonder why no one wants to have this guy help shape the future of young men?

Replying to @CoachZachSmith @CoachTomHerman

Happen to have anything on Jason Garrett? Can we go ahead and get that train rolling so he can be out by tomorrow?

[Tex Pete 21488]

57 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

This country doesn't care about this, look at who's president for christ's sake. Half of these people who are going to act morally outraged at alleged infidelity (Looking at Aggy) are the same ones wearing MAGA shirts supporting married Donald Trump, a cheat who is banging and has banged anyone he can get next to. The hypocrisy is crazy. 

 

Keep the politics on the politics board, stupid fuck. 

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

Also, this does nothing to alter my opinion that the Big 12 is the most entertaining conference in the game

[Vic Mackey 47960]

So that was the big news? That Tom cheated on his wife? Lmao. That's tame. And it seemed like she already knows. So who gives a shit. And he liked to drink? Oh no!!

[Steel Shank 9556]

26 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

[Treefidy 1507]

18 minutes ago, Wally Banger said:

He’s not done tonight!
 

 

 

 

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His lack of self awareness is breathtaking.  "(Herman) trying to tale down Urban..lol" 

no dumbass, you are doing that all by yourself.  Please continue and disregard the knock at your door, it's just the Ohio mafia there to "talk things over".  

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

Rimjob, maybe? 

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Also, this does nothing to alter my opinion that the Big 12 is the most entertaining conference in the game

Leach to KU would make it better.

[Armybrat 41408]

Just now, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

Even I haven’t forgotten what that means.

[Steel Shank 9556]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Even I haven’t forgotten what that means.

That's ice cold, AB. Ice cold!!!

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Aren't there any pipe hittin' Horns out there near this dickhead who can pay him a visit? He's messing with our coach and his family. Fuck that puto!!!

[Lurch 5950]

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.
 

Sure looks like a facial. Even if that’s not what it is, it’s what I’m going with

[DreadHead 135]

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Keep the politics on the politics board, stupid fuck. 

The analogy is accurate but may be over your head considering your response. How mature.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

3 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

The analogy is accurate but may be over your head considering your response. How mature.

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

I’m sure this has been discussed, but the best part in all of this is ohio state fans are like “yeah, that’s our guy! Tell’em!”

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

15 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Uh, what does that mean? I'm an old dude. It appears to be something I'd like, just not sure what it means.

 

She’ll eat the scrum.

[Lurch 5950]

She’ll eat the scrum.

God dammit. One mystery at a time

[Horn Dog 10158]

45 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I assumed this just means Iowa girls are ugly and have to go the extra mile

[Lurch 5950]

I assumed this just means Iowa girls are ugly and have to go the extra mile

You’ll never look at a corn cob the same way

[DreadHead 135]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Don't CR the football board, newbie. People do care about it because it makes Herman look bad which makes Texas look bad. 

I'm not a newbie, I just don't post often. And my point was accurate. One can't support one and not the other if their behavior is the same. I don't like that it makes Texas look bad, but people these days have lower morals than they once did, certain behavior is more acceptable than it once was. People are more hostile to each other online, see Zach's behavior and the response to my post. A lot of hypocrisy going on.

[DreadHead 135]

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

Why do you feel the need to swear at me and threaten me? 

[texasstrong12 4668]

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

 

[The Dog 44861]

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

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https://abc30.com/about/newsteam/jason-oliveira/

 

 

https://abc30.com/about/newsteam/jason-oliveira/

[DreadHead 135]

Let's direct our anger towards Zach.. I can get down with that. 😃

Edited November 12, 2018 by DreadHead

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

16 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Don’t fucking bring CR political bullshit to the football board fuckface. This is a warning. Don’t let it happen again

Look at this tough guy.  What are you gonna do?  Suck his dick?

[Spur08 384]

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1284]

7 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

 

Not all heroes are Twitter verified but one is. 

Edited November 12, 2018 by CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL

[Armybrat 41408]

Herman is JT?

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Treefidy 1507]

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't know who this guy is but he's going in on Zach Smith. 

 

This not going the way ZSmith thought it would.  

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Yuk 1622]

2 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

Pretty sure everyone  would love that er... supportive evidence.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

2 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

Hey Zach,

If a guy and his wife rip lines off strippers together, that guy’s wife doesn’t give a fuck about him getting pussy on the side. 

Now load that gun and do us all a favor.  Fucking lunatic.  

[TexasMan 11456]

4 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

The family that bumps coke on strippers titties together stays together. 

[Rhinotx 506]

4 minutes ago, Spur08 said:

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

I mean i kinda want to party with coach and the misses now. 

[TreatyOak 17381]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[CooterBrown 18288]

Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

[DreadHead 135]

I can get my wife to go to the strip club, we have on multiple occasions, but she won't do coke with me. Michelle sounds like a pretty cool wife.

This guy Zach has just called down the thunder, and now he's got it. His demise is going to be very public and painful. 

[sdhornesq 9]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

Just half?  Clearly some of us lack commitment to the program.

[mdmost 44052]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure half of surly would let Herman do lines off their man tits if he won a conference title.

There's a guy who wears tailored Chinese made Texans jerseys who will be first in line for that, title or no title. 

[jebusshuttlecock 201]

Michelle sounds like she's awesome

Had my doubts about Herman until now

[Rimbo 27027]

1 minute ago, sdhornesq said:

Just half?  Clearly some of us lack commitment to the program.

Some of us gotta get a playoff win before we offer up the man tit smorgasbord.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

who hasnt snorted coke off of a strippers chest with their wives?

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

who hasnt snorted coke off of a strippers chest with their wives?

I mean, this ain't BYU.

[Dennis Taylor 19356]

25 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Why do you feel the need to swear at me and threaten me? 

this may not be the place for you

[InkaUtexas 26893]

Shit, would love to be his Ex's divorce lawyer right now. "Excuse me your Honor, please see these Tweets.... " 

[Gatorubet 30720]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Good news is, he's about to be crucified on social media for a reason now.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Gatorubet