UFOs spotted off Irish coast

[F250 28786]

Some commercial airline pilots reported seeing objects flying off the coast of Ireland at astronomical speeds. Prepare your anuses for alien probing.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-46181662

[Hate 20116]

Ireland?  They were probably drunk.

[Digdogger 1344]

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

Spoiler

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19207]

1 minute ago, Digdogger said:

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

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That a crackhead.

[Underdog 28720]

Space Force will curtail any and all Alien invasions. 

[SDG 3319]

I’ve watched every episode of ancient aliens so I’m almost an expert. 

[South Austin 52521]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Space Force will curtail any and all Alien invasions. 

We're very big in space.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We're very big in space.

Well... space is relative so....

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

“It could be a crackhead” 

Damn, didn’t see Fudge earlier....

1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Edited November 13, 2018 by Marshall_Lucky

[Updawg 2268]

I wanna know where da gold at

[Sbbruin 21861]

Bring 'em on, we're ready!

[clapclapclap 9000]

36 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I wanna know where da gold at

South Bend

Edited November 13, 2018 by clapclapclap
& Leander

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

I've been to Ireland. Ireland is nice. But if I was an alien, there's a lot of other places I'd chose as my beachhead.

[RPM 26323]

They were after their Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

[El Diablo 4232]

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Some commercial airline pilots reported seeing objects flying off the coast of Ireland at astronomical speeds. Prepare your anuses for alien probing.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-46181662

Astronomical speeds? Guiness Record attempt or record Guiness attempt?

[deter 314]

Coast to Coast should be good tonight.

[Whitman 694]

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

 

PS; The real fascinating thing to me will be whether they are a carbon based life or some other element, and also how they generated the power to get here.

[RPM 26323]

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

Major plotlines of Mars Attacks!

[Blotto 23559]

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

[F250 28786]

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

The official slogan of West Virginia.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

Add eat 'em for the trifecta.

[El Diablo 4232]

"Ma, they taste jes like possum!"

[crash_davis 23114]

i think pilots who fly internationally have put in enough air time to know the difference between magic space dust which have the ability to change vectors and ufos.

 

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What could it have been?

Apostolos Christou, an astronomer from the Armagh Observatory and Planetarium, said what the pilots saw was probably a piece of dust entering the earth's atmosphere at very high speed.

"It was most likely what are commonly called shooting stars," he said.

"It appears the matter was extremely bright so it must have been quite a large piece of material.

"I cannot say from the pilots' description, but it could have been the size of a walnut or an apple."

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The astronomer said November tended to be a very busy month for such activity.

"It also appears there were bits coming off the object and flying past the aeroplane, that is also what you would expect if it was a particularly large rock from space hitting the atmosphere, it would tend to fragment."

 

[texhorn 351]

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.


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[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon drone. Nothing to see here, folks.


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21st c. brah.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

46 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i think pilots who fly internationally have put in enough air time to know the difference between magic space dust which have the ability to change vectors and ufos.

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

Yeah, pilots should be adept at identifying typical garden variety unidentified flying objects.

[XYZ 2154]

https://goo.gl/images/SHnUG5

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Smart money would be Falcons family trying to get back in the spotlight for a reality show.

[DoobieWah 1448]

18 hours ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.

 

And "BOOM", we have our mole!

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 11/13/2018 at 1:27 PM, El Diablo said:

Astronomical speeds? Guiness Record attempt or record Guiness attempt?

Probably traveled at ludicrous speed.

[clapclapclap 9000]

18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

Your mom is an Unctuous Farting Object.

Edited November 14, 2018 by clapclapclap
Could use some Irish Spring

[Vito Andolini 9126]

20 hours ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

Yeah, but in what order?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

[midtown 3346]

19 hours ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.

All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus

[irishtexan 11522]

On 11/13/2018 at 1:27 PM, El Diablo said:

Astronomical speeds? Guiness Record attempt or record Guiness attempt?

It was Teddy Lehman running through the sky, obviously.

 

[bolverk 29693]

[TornACL 7718]

23 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, pilots should be adept at identifying typical garden variety unidentified flying objects.

Then they would have reported an IFO

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

24 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Then they would have reported an IFO

 

zactly

[Bernard 879]

I bet Jesus (or his dad/self) was flying the UFO. 

Bernard

[MillerEP 30492]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333

 

[ztejas 43482]

9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333

 

Why did you dig up an old UFO thread to post this? You could have just posted it in the Urban or Bust thread.

[Updawg 2268]

Why did you dig up an old UFO thread to post this? You could have just posted it in the Urban or Bust thread.

It’s all shit

[Superhero 8830]

4 hours ago, MillerEP said:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333

You know the article is bullshit because

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Eshed added that President Donald Trump was aware of the extraterrestrials' existence and had been "on the verge of revealing" information but was asked not to in order to prevent "mass hysteria."

Trump wouldn't keep anything like this quiet. /no CR

[Willfully Horn 8034]

16 minutes ago, Superhero said:

You know the article is bullshit because

Trump wouldn't keep anything like this quiet. /no CR

Reading Snopes’ translation of Eshed’s statements suggests Trump wasn’t told. Their translation is arguably CR. 🤣

Edited December 9, 2020 by Willfully Horn

[Willfully Horn 8034]

Snopes also said Eshed has a book coming out. That might factor in somehow.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Sen. Harry Reid recently claimed that the federal government has been covering up UFO's for years. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

And people still think the potato famine was a terrestrial fungus...........

[Chet Steadman 940]

I was in camp “no UFOs/aliens/wherever exist” until the US government quietly, but very officially, came out and said “yeah, there’s a lot of videos and reports of crazy things we can’t even comprehend which we encounter often but they are verifiable and there not explainable”.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And people still think the potato famine was a terrestrial fungus...........

That was just God punishing the bog jumpers, nothing more, nothing less.