So, uh, Milton has been let go?

[South Austin 52567]

Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch.  So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

[BayouBill 835]

problem solved from your end.

[Sbbruin 21866]

You know what I'd do, man?  Two chicks at the same time.

[Incredulity 11682]

Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

I wouldnt say ive been MISSING it, Bob...

 

 

Thats terrific, Peter

[Dutchrudder 11150]

You know the nazi's had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear...

[Radical Larry 28660]

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[RPM 26341]

if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Yeeeaaaahhhh....

[Sbbruin 21866]

Bob Slydell : What you do at Initech is you take the specifications from the customer and bring them down to the software engineers?

Tom Smykowski : Yes, yes that's right.

Bob Porter : Well then I just have to ask why can't the customers take them directly to the software people?

Tom Smykowski : Well, I'll tell you why, because, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

Bob Slydell : So you physically take the specs from the customer?

Tom Smykowski : Well... No. My secretary does that, or they're faxed.

Bob Porter : So then you must physically bring them to the software people?

Tom Smykowski : Well. No. Ah sometimes.

Bob Slydell : What would you say you do here?

Tom Smykowski : Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

[lateshow 1305]

imgur

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

[lateshow 1305]

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks. 

[Deej 76897]

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

[immortal13 4059]

Back up in your ass with the resurrection 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

what am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

[South Austin 52567]

41 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Cock gobblers!

[McCroskey 1505]

Na ga, na ga, nagonnaworkhereanymore.


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[RPM 26341]

Federal pound me in the ass prison.

['stache 21838]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Just coffee.

Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

[bschoolprof 6271]

uh, yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

[South Austin 52567]

You know, the Nazis has pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

[usmc0331horn 965]

Yea, I'm doing the drywall at the new McDonald's.

[Surly Bevo 25139]

There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

[Parliament 14284]

The kinda chicks who would double up on a dude like me, Dude.