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See that they are running the entire Billy Jack series which, unfortunately, includes Billy Jack Goes to Washington. A horrible remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and quite possibly the worst film made in the 70's. (and I like Billy Jack)

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

See that they are running the entire Billy Jack series which, unfortunately, includes Billy Jack Goes to Washington. A horrible remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and quite possibly the worst film made in the 70's.

Yeah, but Damn.. Billy Jack for the win.....  The rattlesnake ritual is gold.....

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1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

......and bad acting....  Billys gettin' ready to teach Posners son a lesson...  A life lesson....

I’m pretty sure 99% of the people in this never acted before or after this.....   It’s so bad I can’t stop watching 

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3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Was this a student film?  Did they find the first Indian guy they came across in the Windixie to play the Indian?  The red headed cop was the directors uncle?  Jean was his wife?  So many questions lol

Written and directed by billy jack, so really just a self indulgent film. 

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The original next one was 1985 Billy Jack was taking on child porn in New York, but he got hurt filming and it was never finished..   Then in 2004 Billy Jack against the war in Iraq was planned and then 2009 Billy Jack for president, then a recent one,the fact none of these got maid is terrible, it would of been gold.  The wiki is amazing 

 

another one one is on now..

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On 11/14/2018 at 10:52 PM, Hook1997 said:

If I was 18 when this movie came out I would of been like, hell im moving to Hollywood I might even win a Oscar!!  That’s terrible shooting btw 

I was sixteen when this movie came out and I wanted to be Billy Jack. Badass loner with a motorcycle, a jeep and a Winchester lever action. Course, before that I wanted to be Bronson from Then Came Bronson. 

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I watched a little Walking Tall a few months ago.  Man, the 70's were a glorious decade.  Almost everything that came out of that decade was .... I'm not even sure what the word is.  I know the word is not "good".   So bad you can't look away good, maybe.   Whatever it is, I loved them then and still do.  The clothes, the hair, the music, the cartoons, the toys, the TV shows, the commercials that came on during those TV shows.  The movies of the 70's could possibly be the best part of the decade.  You had everything from Billy Jack and Walking Tall type of cheese to Chinatown and The Godfather.  All hail the 70's!  

 

Oh shit, I just remembered one of my favorite things about the 70's.  The novelty songs like The Streak.  Or those songs where there was some newscaster type acting like he's interviewing people about some issue of the day and the answers were all excerpts from songs.  I remember one on Watergate and one on the energy crisis.  And one on Jaws.  So fucking terrible that I'm going to look them up on You Tube right now and listen to everyone of them.  And Schoolhouse Rock!   And the commercials.  And how every TV sitcoms theme song told you everything you needed to know about the show you were about to watch.  Jesus, we need a 70's thread just so us old timers can relive this amazing decade.   

Even worse than I remember it being.  Start down the rabbit hole here:  

 

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On 11/14/2018 at 11:26 PM, DougO said:

These movies are as bad as I remember them, yet I cant look away. On to the third movie...

This.
Plus, I learned pretty quickly how to kill Billy Jack with not even breaking a sweat.
Just pull out a .38 before his usual monologue he utters before actually fighting someone and it's over.  Don't worry, you have 3 minutes to pull. aim, and fire.
Even if you cut off his head, it would still be soliloquizing a good 2 minutes after it falls off.

 

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