They've done studies, you know...

[RPM 26321]

60% of the time, it works every time.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Nosewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[HornOnTheBayou 8922]

Don't act like you aren't impressed.

[TexArcher 37774]

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Well that's just great; bears. You hear that Ed? Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

[South Austin 52504]

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

[Guest]

Brian, I'm going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline...

[RamjetFDO 10575]

imgur

[Bull Horn 118]

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[Red Five 40858]

I was in love once.
What was her name?
I don’t remember.
That’s not a good start, but keep going.

[Incredulity 11671]

Milk was a bad idea.

[Neonmoon 38129]

I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

10 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Milk was a bad idea.

Choice.

[Goo Punch 4275]

I immediately regret this decision.

[Incredulity 11671]

38 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Choice.

I love lamp.

[mulletpelini 5211]

and now this is happening

[Deej 76791]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. 
 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. I miss being *near* you. I miss your laugh!

Champ Kind: I miss your scent.

Champ Kind: I miss your musk... When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!

Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

[futureman 22462]

lanolin?  like sheep’s wool?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Dammit, who typed a question mark on the TelePrompter?

[Incredulity 11671]

Baxter!?! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.

[RPM 26321]

I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
 

[Whatever 700]

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course means: A whale's vagina.

[Turkleton 145]

 we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret

[smuggs 9353]

I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal, and brawn.

[PencilPusher 454]

Como éstan, bitches! Spanish language news is here. Tonight's top story: the sewers run red with Burgundy's blood.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor!

[Incredulity 11671]

Rocky's!  Bar, grill, fine dining.

[lateshow 1304]

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

[BigDHornfan 6548]

It’s the most glorious rainbow ever!

[Jimbaround 975]

I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would not stop screaming.

Edited November 28, 2018 by Jimbaround