Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread

[honolulu horn 6158]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

I think you mean incredible

[ousux 5597]

Kentucky won, may be top  10 next week.

Which directional, private DIII school did they play today?

 

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

Just now, Modessit said:

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

I'd be nice if they'd call holding 

It's the Big12. They don't do that unless it hurts us or doesn't really hurt them.

yep  something like 3rd and 15 already and they get sacked and lose 5 yards.... thats  when the holding flag comes out.....  yeah thanks ref, we were already at 4th and 20.... no need to make it 3rd and 25 unless its the end of the game and we are up by 3 points or less and the yards matter

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Future gay pornstar. At least his name is marketable.

[Helobious 9450]

Man these LHN games are brutal. Terrible replay/camera work and then the announcers.

[Bevo14 8303]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

it's ass my dude

[FloridaHorn 4753]

If we score TDS and they settle for FGs, I like our chances.

[SpiralOut 1813]

So instead of giving up our normal 14 points on the first two drives, we held them to 3.  I'll take it.

Edited November 18, 2018 by SpiralOut

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

Just now, Helobious said:

Man these LHN games are brutal. Terrible replay/camera work and then the announcers.

well- the fox games are actually worse when the announcing team are actively rooting for Texas to lose

[Modessit 5598]

There's LJH.

[Atticus 3973]

As long as we can control the clock and score enough, I definitely don't mind them getting FGs.

[NowThis 931]

Beck is going NFL 

[FizzleFish 137]

Damn, Galindo usually only irks me. However, earlier in describing Sam running the ball he essentially sad Sam cuts in slo- mow.  This was after his last 2 runs on the scoring drive where he juked so many dudes. That was all Sam. 

[Nicole44 22057]

Ooh

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

holy shit- we returned a kickoff past the 25...... AND WE DIDNT GET A PENALTY CALLED ON US!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

another offensive outburst please 

[F250 28764]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Sounds like the name of an aggy Corp of Cadets organization. Ass Alley '98 Whoop!

[Mileslong 4728]

I remember seeing that porn Ass Alley, she was white and they were black, but in the end it didn’t matter because they were in love

[Zavala 1384]

Thank God we got our home field advantage fixed. Thanks to Chris Del Conte too 

[Modessit 5598]

holy shit- we returned a kickoff past the 25...... AND WE DIDNT GET A PENALTY CALLED ON US!!!

Bookmark this, because on page 62 somebody is going to ask if we've ever returned a kick past the 25 without getting a penalty.

 

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

that was a fucked up play

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

i likes me some ingram 

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

I remember seeing that porn Ass Alley, she was white and they were black, but in the end it didn’t matter because they were in love

Sounds like you needed a few tissues

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Beck is going NFL 

Well, he's a senior, hope he can. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Paging Key & Peele.  Secondary school must've been brutal for that guy.

[HuskiesHorns 28]

playcalling seems a bit conservative

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

ou ro-line  bless its heart 

[Tom Chairman 264]

Sam had a clear run lane

 

[NowThis 931]

Cook #4 looks impressive 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

thanks O line  way to fuck us 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

ok, we need the D to step up here

[FizzleFish 137]

Damn 3 of the 4 man rush got to Sam.

[hookem48 4687]

sucks having so many 7 year projects on the Oline.

[pacman 7355]

 4 defenders on 6 offensive players = sack

[Modessit 5598]

Both of our OTs let their guys get away.

[ztejas 43411]

ISU's DLine doesn't fuck around. This could be another nailbiter.

[millhouse 2603]

Our oline is just getting driven 

[Dahobbs 17526]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.

I mean, that pressure was there pretty quick. I dont think that is on Sam, at all.

[Here’s the deal 114]

Gonna be a long game.  Get ready for a roller coaster ride.

[Henry Hill 3156]

That pocket collapsed real quick

[FizzleFish 137]

Just now, Modessit said:

Both of our OTs let their guys get away.

Vahe then helped the center and let the twist get to Sam.

[Zavala 1384]

C'mon defense!

Played all these crazy offenses and looked bad, time to redeem yourself. 

[Modessit 5598]

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.

Too long? He got maybe one second after the drop back to look before they were on him.

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

everytime we dont score.... I get the shakes

[TexArcher 37763]

We need to keep a blocking RB back there on every pass.  Our O line is gonna get abused all night.

[honolulu horn 6158]

I State has a great D-line and a good defense, which travels better than offense. Gonna be a tough night. OL needs to step it up.

[MrBig 5381]

We’re gonna see this volleyball commercial about 50 times tonight. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

.09 champs

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

everytime we dont score.... I get the shakes

Keep drinking, it'll stop the shakes.