Official Surly - Texas vs Iowa State Game Thread

[Rip76 4947]

Sorry, 116

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

I am just happy we are not behind at the half. It’s too much for me right now to think about a Big 12 championship. Although revenge against the Hokies would be just as satisfying as beating OU twice. 

Hokies?!!?

[satyanash 14630]

4 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

I won’t be comfortable until we’re up 5 touchdowns.  We’ve already shown we are more than capable of giving up a 3 touchdown lead with less time than this.

Fucking this. Our lead right now means absolutely nothing

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i am making a command decision and pre-emptively going from beer to whiskey in the event shane trots out there im gonna be prepared with blurred vision

Waaaaaay behind.

[ousux 5602]

You guys need to quit trying to jinx us by dismissing the Kansas same. Just go 1-0 tonight, then 1-0 next week.

Ok Tom..

Lolz

[UTEX_ME 4766]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

What type of viewers of LHN do advertisers think we have? Back to back erectile dysfunction commercials

The better half of the last decade of Texas big 3 men's sports gives men of all ages erectile dysfunction

[dcar00 14366]

It wouldnt be a Texas game if someone isnt throwing in EZ as time expires. Its just the way we roll.

[Pato del Muerto 52601]

5 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

They showed him going into the locker room early.  So yeah, he's probably getting it looked at.  Doesn't seem bad enough to keep him out in the 2nd half, though.

Arm wasn’t hanging like it did when he first hurt it. Positive vibes. 

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

The defense has looked really good. Montgomery is good, but I don't know that our basic gameplan defensively changes with him in there. We're not giving Purdy any time to get comfortable. Montgomery may be a little more dangerous on the screen pass, but we'll just have to see.

The offense has been really good, too, except for in some key moments in the red zone. You gotta credit ISU for standing up, too.

If Sam is fine, I still feel pretty good about this. You can always play what-if, but I'd much rather be up 14 than down 14, especially since we get the ball to start the half.

If he's not, well...furk.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5405]

At least that hit on Sam wasn't directly on the shoulder. Hopefully that makes the difference. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

137 yards rushing

137 yards passing

Balanced offense yo

17-3 first half. Finish!

All prime numbers FTW

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

1 minute ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

Hokies?!!?

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

Edited November 18, 2018 by HornsOverIthaca

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

for the love of GOD-  just fucking WIN you assholes!!!!

[Bigbend1812 12937]

This offense needs some more LJH.

[dcar00 14366]

1 minute ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

Hokies?!!?

Some team with virgina in their name...

[NBMisha 224]

Yes, comparing notes with an FSU guy at a carpet store yesterday and even he knew that all UT games come down to the last score.  

[LTtxfan 49356]

If Purdy continues to struggle..... Wouldn't be surprised if Iowa State Coach replaces him with Kyle Kempt......

 

[FloridaHorn 4769]

If Shane plays the 2nd half, we need short passes and lots of Ingram and Watson. 

[pacman 7371]

Where is the screenshot of that wonderful sight in the crowd?

I have the necessary materials ready to review it.

Edited November 18, 2018 by pacman

[Wishbone 4782]

Secon half directive: MOAR!

[Nicole44 22078]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Some team with virgina in their name...

I tried to spell Holgos and it typed in Hokies for me. My bad damnit

[Pancho 44995]

Just now, NBMisha said:

Yes, comparing notes with an FSU guy at a carpet store yesterday and even he knew that all UT games come down to the last score.  

But will the carpet match the drapes?

[dcar00 14366]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

95 sugar bowl of course. Payback is a bitch and its comin and bringing hell with it

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

[Effyourcouch 125]

We should be up by a lot more

[Blotto 23577]

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

Fucking 95 Sugar Bowl.

[Wishbone 4782]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

Troof.

Edited November 18, 2018 by Wishbone

[Luka Skywalker 152]

The Longhorn Network is atrocious.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Where is the screenshot of that wonderful crowd shot?

I have the necessary materials ready to review it.

Lotion and a box of tissue?

[Beer Horn 93]

Think Sam needs to change up snap count clap better

they seem to be timing up the blitz pretty well that 1st half

[Topper13 3386]

These LHN commercials are a beating

[Katfid54 8635]

13 minutes ago, Snacks said:

15 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Sam will go into half, get treatment, and come out and kick some ass.

Salsa endorphins ate going to wear off and he's going to have to make it go if he wants to be a Champion.

Oh god. Not the salsa endorphins!!!

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

for the love of GOD-  just fucking WIN you assholes!!!!

Winning is hard tho

[Katfid54 8635]

Dp

Edited November 18, 2018 by Katfid54

[Agent47 157]

Fuck you, Drunkenmiller!

[Dahobbs 17682]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

3rd quarter team hasn't been that bad. It is that 4th quarter team you should watch out for.

[NowThis 931]

watching Dallas last week, I can verify ljh is better than Amari Cooper right now and will be an all pro in the league

[honolulu horn 6165]

7 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Have you watched our previous games this year? Exactly which game this year gives you the thought that we will easily put this game away?

I've watched every game this year. Todd Orlando knows how to scheme against a more traditional offense, esp one with a freshman qb. Plus I choose to be confident and optimistic since we've won more close games than we've lost. Also fuck ISU.

[UDontKnow 10450]

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

The Longhorn Network is atrocious.

But it's profitable!

[NBMisha 224]

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

But will the carpet match the drapes?

Not  a chance.   Point is, everyone everywhere knows UT's defensive woes

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

3rd quarter team hasn't been that bad. It is that 4th quarter team you should watch out for.

i doint have enough liquor

[Treefidy 1469]

7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

They showed him going into the locker room early.  So yeah, he's probably getting it looked at.  Doesn't seem bad enough to keep him out in the 2nd half, though.

Baylor game everyone assumed it was the cut on his hand, he showed no outward sign his shoulder was screwed and even ran a play after the hit.

this time you could see he was hurting, he went to sideline and down on a knee.  This is a lot like what happened to that cross eyed  gooner QB, his maybe a little worse though.  Initial injury, couple weeks rest, couple more games and then finished it on a hard hit.  

[UTEX_ME 4766]

"good lead" Shipley? Have you watched any of the games? 

[pacman 7371]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lotion and a box of tissue?

I'm not endorsing any particular products but the door is locked.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 896]

At least deferring the coin flip turned out a plus possession for once!

[NowThis 931]

LHN isn't bad.  I don't really pay too much attention to the announcers, just watch the game. LHN is ok . You watch something for the commercials?

[NBMisha 224]

Yes- proves that theory!

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

I don't see Sam.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Sam helmet on but shaking his head.

Edited November 18, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[texhorn 351]

Shane warming up


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