Lowell and Ahmad

[Goo Punch 4275]

They never, ever, ever stop talking. Same with Lowell and Lance for hoops. but it's even worse with Ahmad. Ahmad spends literally every spare second post-play breaking down whatever just happened like it's a post game break down show. 

 

Also, Lowell often seems like he's watching a different game. Whatever he's saying wil be the opposite of what's actually happening.

 

"He's got some room!" (he's gang tackled .5 seconds later)

"One man to beat!" (he's immediately tackled by five guys)

"And that field goal is good." (the field goal was not good)

someone please tell these guys to chill out.

[taybo20 2815]

I hate Lowell. 

[GreenspointTexas 9564]

I like ahmad

 

lowell, not so much

[Bullneck 18987]

I just turn down the sound.  It sucks because you can't hear the crowd, but you have to take the good with the bad.

[BigOrange1 6422]

they both suck, but honestly i haven't found them to be complete abortions tonight which is definitely a pleasant surprise. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

My favorite part was when Ahmad was discussing Montgomery suspension, dismissively saying everyone throws punches in games. 

What....

[TornACL 7675]

Ahmad could ease up on the use of the word moxie. 

[BigHorn'13 3352]

How dare you talk about the Commander like that?!!

[BigHorn'13 3352]

I mean captain

[BigHorn'13 3352]

Penis head 

[Pancho 44467]

Ahmad is good when he’s with his usual partner on espnU.

Galilndo has never been good. Ever.  In the history of this network. 

[NowThis 931]

COOL LIGHT SHOW 

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

During baseball season I kept hoping that Moreland or Swindell would just punch Galindo in the mouth.  It often sounded like they wanted to.

Edited November 18, 2018 by Scheiss Meister

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Lowell, if he plays his cards right, is the next Rece Davis. At least that is the model. He's good. He's calling national games now. He's not great, but he's "predictable" and that's what the suits like. Hate on him, but he's better than most people calling games for ESPN. 

[nycHorn 2967]

LHN only has 3 commercials. I have them memorized.

[NowThis 931]

for fun , just have 2 comedians do a game. Amy Schumer/Aziz Ansari? 

[Victor Lazlo 1760]

We winning, so I don’t give one fuck. 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

He’s not good.  If he were good at all he wouldn’t still be at LHN however many years later this is.

He calls national games as well.

[BigOrange1 6422]

10 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Lowell, if he plays his cards right, is the next Rece Davis. At least that is the model. He's good. He's calling national games now. He's not great, but he's "predictable" and that's what the suits like. Hate on him, but he's better than most people calling games for ESPN. 

what a fucking horrible take.  he is nowhere near rece davis.  lowell has worked at LHN since it's inception while people like sam ponder, jane slater and emmanuel acho have all moved on to bigger jobs.  lowell isn't moving up because lowell sucks. 

[nycHorn 2967]

Do you think these guys will be upset if Montgomery doesn’t come by and say hi after the game? They seem smitten.

[mulletpelini 5209]

Isn't Lowell a cocksucker?  Sucks

[Goo Punch 4275]

12 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Lowell, if he plays his cards right, is the next Rece Davis. At least that is the model. He's good. He's calling national games now. He's not great, but he's "predictable" and that's what the suits like. Hate on him, but he's better than most people calling games for ESPN. 

he's not good. he's terrible. he does play by play like it's a weekly coach's show. he constantly asks long, inane questions, he's constantly talking about off field stories, and he's just constantly talking. he is objectively bad at his job, among the worst I've ever seen.

[Pancho 44467]

14 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Lowell, if he plays his cards right, is the next Rece Davis. At least that is the model. He's good. He's calling national games now. He's not great, but he's "predictable" and that's what the suits like. Hate on him, but he's better than most people calling games for ESPN. 

None of this is true. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Montgomery ain’t coming back to school Ahmad. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

7 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

He calls national games as well.

he's still at LHN for 99% of his employment, because he's terrible.

[jdhorn92 1538]

38 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

They never, ever, ever stop talking. Same with Lowell and Lance for hoops. but it's even worse with Ahmad. Ahmad spends literally every spare second post-play breaking down whatever just happened like it's a post game break down show. 

 

Also, Lowell often seems like he's watching a different game. Whatever he's saying wil be the opposite of what's actually happening.

 

"He's got some room!" (he's gang tackled .5 seconds later)

"One man to beat!" (he's immediately tackled by five guys)

"And that field goal is good." (the field goal was not good)

someone please tell these guys to chill out.

Yeah one time he said “he’s got blockers” 

 

on the heard reverse he had no blockers 

[mulletpelini 5209]

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Yeah one time he said “he’s got blockers” 

 

on the heard reverse he had no blockers 

That one was my favorite.  wtf is he watching.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Still better than listening to Beth Mowins call a game.

[Pancho 44467]

Ballgame

[Thetexashammer 1062]

4 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Yeah one time he said “he’s got blockers” 

 

on the heard reverse he had no blockers 

All of that is true. But the morons don't get that. 

ESPN is a fucked up organization. I don't evaluate on the basis of their promotion policies. Yes, I knew it should be posted in the unnpopular opinions thread. But I like him, he's good enough. He's got what the higher ups are looking for. He's kind of a Rod Gilmore. The idiot you can deal with. Look at the guys they actually promote: morons. I'm not saying he's great, Gus Johnson is great. I'm saying he has what they are looking for.

Edited November 18, 2018 by Thetexashammer

[Quagmire 2146]

Lol at OP talking about people that never shut up

[Gale Snoats 242]

He messed up the score going to commercial twice.

[Goo Punch 4275]

5 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

All of that is true. But the morons don't get that. 

ESPN is a fucked up organization. I don't evaluate on the basis of their promotion policies. Yes, I knew it should be posted in the unnpopular opinions thread. But I like him, he's good enough. He's got what the higher ups are looking for. He's kind of a Rod Gilmore. The idiot you can deal with. Look at the guys they actually promote: morons. I'm not saying he's great, Gus Johnson is great. I'm saying he has what they are looking for.

edit: I can't explain why all of my text is bolder as well. shitty stupid mobile site.

 

how can you keep speaking with such confidence when the exact opposite of what you are saying is true? also, how do you reconcile, "i don't judge guys based on whether or not they get promoted", followed by, "Lowell Galindo (been watching all of his peers at LHN get promoted for years) has what the ESPN higher ups are looking for"??? That's insanity. and dude, look around- you're alone in this opinion, because you're wrong. he's objectively bad at doing pxp. nobody is looking to hire him. 

Edited November 18, 2018 by Goo Punch

[Goo Punch 4275]

also, you said he was rece davis; now he's rod gilmore; those two guys are not similar. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

9 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

All of that is true. But the morons don't get that. 

ESPN is a fucked up organization. I don't evaluate on the basis of their promotion policies. Yes, I knew it should be posted in the unnpopular opinions thread. But I like him, he's good enough. He's got what the higher ups are looking for. He's kind of a Rod Gilmore. The idiot you can deal with. Look at the guys they actually promote: morons. I'm not saying he's great, Gus Johnson is great. I'm saying he has what they are looking for.

so why the fuck is he the ONE person who hasn't moved on to greener pastures?

 

hint: he fucking sucks and isn't even worthy of the job he has now.

[HtownHorn 14485]

17 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Yeah one time he said “he’s got blockers” 

 

on the heard reverse he had no blockers 

There were OL out in front, neither of them actually blocked anyone.

[Helobious 9480]

Ahmad said the Vince Young superman game at Kansas happened during the national title run. C'mon, man. 

 

[Mikey4 2476]

For Galindo, just take a shot every time he talks, and you stop noticing him after a few minutes.

 

 

[El Squared 1793]

I would prefer 2 random people , picked from the crowd, with no prep just to react . 

Way better that the shit bubbling out of the tv speakers when these guys pair up for LHN.

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

After being subjected to Brando, Herbie and whoever was calling the Baylor game, I honestly don’t think the announcers were all that bad. 

[Beau Vine 53999]

41 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Lowell, if he plays his cards right, is the next Rece Davis. At least that is the model. He's good. He's calling national games now. He's not great, but he's "predictable" and that's what the suits like. Hate on him, but he's better than most people calling games for ESPN. 

This is literally the worst take on surly since that guy said Zion Williamson would be the 4th-best player on Duke.

[Vertigo 20266]

The are better than Rod Gilmore full stop.

[Tex Pete 20176]

They’re better than the vast majority of broadcast teams out there. Sad but true. 

[Post Oak 20184]

I had to turn the volume off.  Theyre terrible.  I don't think they've gotten any better. 

I think I'd prefer Gary Danielson and I loathe Gary Danielson. 

I'm not a guy that is bothered much by broadcasters either 

Edited November 18, 2018 by Post Oak

[Lhorn 4885]

Not popular but I like Galindo. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Not popular but I like Galindo. 

of course you do.

[Stunns38 3357]

They’re better than the vast majority of broadcast teams out there. Sad but true. 

Most definitely the Fox duo that sucked Brewer’s dick all Rapey Baylor game.

[Post Oak 20184]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Not popular but I like Galindo. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

a log of rece davis' shit is literally more talented than lowell galindo. 

[Wally Pryor 5244]

They both suck and are unbridled abortions.