Lincoln Riley hates puppies and Jesus

[Footballpants 121]

And thinks Kevin Morgan is a swell guy.

[Footballpants 121]

Fuck you. Need NSAA post count up stat...

[Born Burnt 6155]

He is a sniveling cockgobbler. Definitely OU's standard.

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

Lincoln Riley lives in Oklahoma. By choice.

[TexArcher 37532]

Kate Upton's bikini top fell off while cameras were rolling and Lincoln Riley rushed to cover her up with a towel.

[runthebone 7932]

Lincoln Riley pisses on the toilet seat

[Born Burnt 6155]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Lincoln Riley pisses on the toilet seat

While sitting down on it.

 

[BrickTop 474]

Yes Back in Tapa!!


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[TexArcher 37532]

Lincoln Riley wishes he could grow a hipster moustache.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

Lincoln Riley invented liquid smoke

[Longboard Horn 40158]

Lincoln Riley sits to pee

[Chilly Water 408]

Lincoln Riley’s favorite drink is a pink raspberry cosmo 

[Longboard Horn 40158]

2 minutes ago, Chilly Water said:

Lincoln Riley’s favorite drink is a pink raspberry cosmo 

More like a blue island splash

[SKJ 1305]

I had to read the damn thread to know who this guy was.

I guess Bob stops is no longer your mortal enemy?

[Bigbend1812 12894]

Fuck this dickless wonder.

[Tex Pete 20184]

Lincoln Riley wrote the words to Boomer Sooner.

 

And tells the band when to play it. 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Tex Pete

[LeGarrette Blount's Punch 11]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Lincoln Riley sits to pee

and from what I heard, he still manages to piss on the seat while sitting down.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Lincoln Riley poops after he showers.

[SDG 3319]

Photo shop worthy.  paging ramjet...

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by SDG

['stache 21777]

He eats popsicles in a very suggestive manner.

[Rynosauri 23]

I'm told his disappearing cucumber trick is quite popular in oklahoma

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[buffalobill989 167]

how many times has he beat herman? at least he doenst kiss his players and wear a fucking diamond on his neck.

[buffalobill989 167]

27 minutes ago, SDG said:

Photo shop worthy.  paging ramjet...

 

this is what he is going to to do to the big 12 for the rest of his time here

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

Lincoln Riley has never beat Iowa State.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Al_4_ISU

[buffalobill989 167]

maybe not. but he has won the big 12. when was was the last time texas did that? 3 in a row bitches

[TrashMaster G 17393]

Lincoln Riley takes up two parking spaces.

With his Prius.

[buffalobill989 167]

but his prius is blowing by hermans caddy

[Longboard Horn 40158]

Photo shop worthy.  paging ramjet...
 

Here’s a few that are already out there






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[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Lincoln Riley wrote the words to Boomer Sooner.

 

And tells the band when to play it. 

And yet still has trouble remembering both of the words.

[Bone3421 716]

Lincoln riley thinks oklahoma bbq is best in the world

[Longboard Horn 40158]

Lincoln Riley thinks In-N-Out is better than Whataburger

[TexArcher 37532]

Lincoln Riley parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

Lincoln Riley waffle stomps in the locker room showers

[Rimbo 25788]

Lincoln Riley likes cats more than dogs.

Lincoln Riley thought Star Wars 8 was a terrible movie.

Lincoln Riley dresses up as Robin for Christmas, pining for his Batman to come...

Lincoln Riley plays the viola. Badly.

Lincoln Riley wears bloomers.

[thunderlounge 7759]

Lincoln Riley takes the urinal right next to someone, even when all the other ones are open.

Lincoln Riley leaves floaters in the airplane lavatory.

[smuggs 9342]

Lincoln Riley was the first person logged into REO Speedwagon's exclusive September virtual concert.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Lincoln Riley doesn't mute himself during Zoom meetings.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Lincoln Riley is a Landry's Reward Member but always forgets his card and makes the manager look up his account. 

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

Lincoln Riley's favorite Rocky movie is the fifth one.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Lincoln Riley got kicked out of his Jazz dance class for being “too enthusiastic”

 

[JerryHubbard 282]

Lincoln Riley took Dorothy Mantooth to a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again.

[WhatTheBuck 28717]

42 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Lincoln Riley was the first person logged into REO Speedwagon's exclusive September virtual concert.

I'm sorry I missed that. 

[Longboard Horn 40158]

6 minutes ago, JerryHubbard said:

Lincoln Riley took Dorothy Mantooth to a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again.

[Longboard Horn 40158]

Lincoln Riley thinks Spencer Rattler is a Heisman frontrunner 

[Longboard Horn 40158]

Lincoln Riley has never won a bowl game.