Don't Eat The Romaine Lettuce

[LongestHorn 759]

 

[phdhorn 6,224]

Well shit, I eat Romaine every other day.

Can't I just wash it off well and/or soak it in beer for 15 mins?

[gsoda3 3,187]

ugh again.  what if i boil it for 3 minutes?

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

Just now, phdhorn said:

Well shit, I eat Romaine every other day.

Can't I just wash it off well and/or soak it in beer for 15 mins?

Dude, the wreath fund is overdrawn.

[hayden_horn 11,311]

I just ate some romaine in a chipotle burrito. I'll never know of it was e coli when my ass blasts me into orbit. 

Edited November 20, 2018 by hayden_horn

[Orange&White 5,497]

Jesus Fucksticks. Is it that hard to write a press release any more?

There are about a billion articles and tweets out on this in the last 62 minutes, many of the say "11 States and Canada" but not a single fucking article lists any specific States.

Edited November 20, 2018 by Orange&White

[SDG 3,319]

Jokes on them, I only eat junk food.

[Hank Scorpio 17,691]

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

[Bevo 13,418]

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

I just ate some romaine in a chipotle burrito. I'll never know of it was e coli when my ass blasts me into orbit. 

You might as well start a go fund me page.

['stache 21,491]

What if I like having painful runny shits?

[SHOOTER12 8,766]

15 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

Hall Of Fame right here.

[RPM 26,075]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What if I like having painful runny shits?

You planning on running a marathon?

[hayden_horn 11,311]

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

[luke duke 6,359]

Hall Of Fame right here.

Don’t encourage him.

[RPM 26,075]

24 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

[Incredulity 11,141]

4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

Well that looks like a national supply chain.  So expect more to be added.

[DaysOff 7,671]

Stop putting shit in our food

[Zepol87 9,015]

Gonna be the mexicans fault

[Jiggy-Z 3,419]

Symptoms include:

Anal tantrum

Irish blood vomits

Screaming shits

[El Diablo 4,232]

That list of states included Ohio. I say we let it run its course.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

Jokes on you, I use romaine for toilet paper.

[phdhorn 6,224]

Lots of Jewish people in those states.  I think the Ay-rabs did it.  In retaliation for Goliath.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,780]

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

Be real.. you've been sitting on this since the last ecoli outbreak

[smuggs 9,304]

I feel like the Shart Thread alert level needs to be raised to brown.

 

[Underdog 27,966]

Damn, both New Yorks?   Fuck I’m screwed. 

[mdmost 42,167]

I love that Dave Matthews song. 

[El Diablo 4,232]

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Jokes on you, I use romaine for toilet paper.

Romaine tossed salet!

[hornian 5,153]

Lettuce is what my food eats. 

[Deej 76,081]

Lettuce is what my food eats. 

^^^^

[Incredulity 11,141]

From the radio on my commute it sounds like its ALL romaine in the entire country.

Anyone else hear that?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,728]

5 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Symptoms include:

Anal tantrum

Irish blood vomits

Screaming shits

Anal Tantrums is the best band name ever.   

[atomheartbevo 88,751]

48 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

From the radio on my commute it sounds like its ALL romaine in the entire country.

Anyone else hear that?

HEB/Central Market and Randall's here in Austin have pulled all that they have romaining.

So of course, they sold out of everything else they had that was pre-packaged/washed.

 

[Incredulity 11,141]

Irish Blood Vomit performing their hit Screaming Shits as an opening act is pretty strong too.

[clapclapclap 8,998]

6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

(Tidybowl) Blue Wave states

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

My wife needs to lose some weight, I gave her romaine tonight, so crossing my fingers.

[C-Man 26,536]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

HEB/Central Market and Randall's here in Austin have pulled all that they have romaining.

So of course, they sold out of everything else they had that was pre-packaged/washed.

 

Central Market in Dallas had it all removed this evening as well. I tossed the remaining romaine salad that was in my fridge this evening.

[Lhorn 4,862]

At work tonight a Caesar salad from Costco with some left over chicken I had at home was the highlight of the meal tonight until I saw the warning about romaine.

So.....tempted......

[woohorn 1,130]

My wife needs to lose some weight, I gave her romaine tonight, so crossing my fingers.

You're crazy!

It's like we all tell her-more cushion, less pushin'.

[Native Horn 3,465]

Well, I could stand to lose a few pounds.  Time for a Chicken Seizure salet.

[Incredulity 11,141]

something something Rebecca Romijn something something John Stamos  something something the fat kid from Stand By Me.

[Your Mom 4,748]

13 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Anal Tantrums is the best band name ever.   

Anal Tantrums might as well have been my ex girlfriends name.