Brazen beastie boy busted boinking mini horse, but brought condoms

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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221942870.html

Man admits having sex with miniature horse, cops say. But he played it safe

A Marion County man was arrested Monday afternoon after he admitted to having sex with a miniature horse — repeatedly, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

In addition to ponying up to having sex four times in a week with the horse named Jackie G, 21-year-old Citra resident Nicholas Sardo told a detective that “he used a condom each time because he didn’t want to get a disease from the horse.”

Sardo is charged with four counts of sexual conduct with an animal. His bond is $4,000.

The sheriff’s office says a family member owns the horse. The sheriff’s office said Sardo told the detective that “he knew he was wrong for what he did and that he was a sick man.”

Under a Facebook post titled “Justice for Jackie G,” the Marion County Sheriff’s Office described how Sardo got caught riding the horse.

On Oct.16, a woman told the Marion County Sheriff’s Office she had seen Sardo having sex with Jackie G in a pasture. Another woman told the detective the same thing and that she’d talked to Sardo about it. She said he took responsibility.

Jackie G remains under the care of his owners.

“Stipulations of Sardo’s future contact with the horse could be determined by a judge in the near future,” the sheriff’s office said.

Edited November 21, 2018 by clapclapclap
Got the condoms at Planned Ponyhood?

[atomheartbevo 90056]

Awesome title.  Expected it to be East Texas/aggy.

That's a rough-looking 21.

He might have been able to survive a Mr. Hands with a miniature horse.

[Pato del Muerto 52884]

Judge is going to rule on future interactions?  WTF. 

[Your Mom 4871]

Title is misleading, the accused is not Ad Rock, MCA, or Mike D.

[immortal13 4059]

Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer

[Bevo 13637]

Hey Mr. Policeman, I was just horsing around a little. Besides, I thought horses were for riding. At least that's what they told me when I attended aggie.

[woohorn 1131]

Was he the "top" or the other one?

When it reins it pours.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4980]

So it's ok to stick your arm shoulder deep in a cow's butt to check if its pregnant, but stick a six inch dick in there and you're a criminal?

[Wally Fairway 5600]

Neigh means neigh

[Guest]

Fuck that step ladder...I need a shorter horse.

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Now we know why the long face, a bad neigh bore.  T&P's to Judge Roy.

 

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I saw some video on YouTube where a guy said he told some furries that having sex with animals is not only disgusting, but that it's immoral because it's abuse of an animal. And the furries called him a Nazi because he was being intolerant.

So congratulations - you are all Nazis. And I am too.