Official Surly - Texas at Kansas Game Thread

[Vertigo 20335]

Texas D holds Pooka under 100, Ingram finally gets his breakout game, and the Senior class makes it right. Get your horns up!

[Native Horn 3516]

I'll allow it.  Hook 'em high!

[HeyMcFly 144]

Hook em!!

[kibbles 70]

Hooking em from Dallas.   Run these kansas bitches back up 35.

[jw4381 3095]

Fuckin a right. 

[Tex Long 4449]

1-0 one more time, with two more 1-0 to follow.

[jw4381 3095]

Wtf Gary!!?!!!

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Gary Johnson out for game suspended. SHIT

[GreenspointTexas 9678]

Gary johnson suspended for violating team rules

 

 

fucking christ

[Enchubben 5512]

Gary Johnson suspended for one game due to violation of team rules.

[hornian 5223]

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Nothing is fucking easy. Discipline with this team is piss poor. We should know better with what is on the line. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Just picked up my game beer and I'm about to start drinking - I had to work last night. Very ready to fry up some bird today.

[Enchubben 5512]

Didn’t he just have a kid like yesterday or the day before? Wonder if he missed a practice or something 

[bluto 4942]

Rain looks to have cleared the area on radar

[GreenspointTexas 9678]

Ehlinger to start per herman

[jw4381 3095]

^^^ what he said. 

Edited November 23, 2018 by jw4381

[jw4381 3095]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Ehlinger to start per herman

Dammit. 

[Vertigo 20335]

4 minutes ago, hornian said:

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

Gary Johnson and Gary’s Johnson are not mutually exclusive. Can I get a ruling here?

Edited November 23, 2018 by Vertigo

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Gary Johnson and Gary’s Johnson are not mutually exclusive. Can I get a ruling here?

It's not his fault he has two dicks and they are long as fuck.

[taybo20 2878]

Defense you better step the fuck up now

[jw4381 3095]

Wonder why exactly 

[Halohal 503]

[TexasMan 10989]

The line has actually gone up to 15.5 since the suspension 

[ztejas 43542]

30 minutes ago, hornian said:

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

To be fair, they were the beautifulest girls he's ever seen in his life.

[Zavala 1384]

ALL GOOD BABY 

WE GONNA WIN BIG

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Pancho 45020]

 

[Modessit 5606]

Looks like the rain has moved out? Or is there more expected?

[The Tower 369]

Just fucking win.  

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

We got this

[Bartles 769]

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

4 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

I can fap to this.

Edited November 23, 2018 by HOOK'EMHOOAH
autocorrect

[SDG 3319]

Insta doesn't allow stalking without an account...

[kingkoopa6 8377]

13 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

Been havin a crush on her. Met her at a pub outside angel stadium. csb

[LTtxfan 49364]

22 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Kinda Creepy tweet Anwar.....

[DixonHur 11388]

15 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

Thinking those unborn baby boys wish they could scroll right about now.

[Mossyhorn 143]

From Lubbock, Texas, the land of the Texas Tceh raider red's (just visiting for the holidays),

hook 'em.

[Domedriver 655]

3 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

From Lubbock, Texas, the land of the Texas Tceh raider red's (just visiting for the holidays),

hook 'em.

Use your hat cover when partying in LubCrack! 

Hook’em!

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Vic Mackey 47157]

Let's win!

[Rockwell Torrey 1301]

Watching updates through my phone in a bar in Hong Kong.  Let’s kick their ass!

[jw4381 3095]

Let's do this shit.


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[ztejas 43542]

34 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

 

[Mossyhorn 143]

No chance for rain in Lawrence?! Lets roll

[Vic Mackey 47157]

[Drew 2533]

WE doing this or what?

[Coach pop a bitch 5496]

From my bed hung over grabbing my wifes fat ass 

TEXAS!

[ztejas 43542]

Took a lot of scrolling but found the good stuff:

 

[Sgt Hulk 13841]

Sweater god defense.  Let’s go up big and pull Shane and others to heal up for the big 12 battle.