Oklahoma @ West Virginia

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

OU's true seniors are also a bunch of dick chuggers.

So are their underclassmen

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Shouldn't this thread be titled Dickeaters vs Inbreds?

That’s for the ou spring game

[Gaelic 63]

A WV beatdown of Mobilehoma would just warm my cockles.  

[ztejas 43,418]

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Shouldn't this thread be titled Dickeaters vs Inbreds?

Redneck East Coast vs. Red Neck Central.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,853]

Welp we are off to a great start on butthurt weekend and nothing would be finer than seeing the thieves embarrassed on national television.

[CobbInLimbo 132]

How good does it feel to just sit back and watch this shit show with zero stress over needing someone else to lose.  I hope each team get muscles strains chasing each other all over the field for 60 minutes and there's nothing left for their trip to Jerry World.  Enjoy it boys.  Here's to you!!

[Valmy77 13,226]

If I check this out I am doing it on mute. I am not listening to Boomer Sooner anymore than I have to.

[mdmost 43,001]

The battle for who loves meth the most

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, mdmost said:

The battle for who loves meth the most

That's the Sooners.  The denizens of West Virginia like Mountain Dew and Oxy

[Hagbard Celine 10,853]

1 hour ago, CobbInLimbo said:

How good does it feel to just sit back and watch this shit show with zero stress over needing someone else to lose.  I hope each team get muscles strains chasing each other all over the field for 60 minutes and there's nothing left for their trip to Jerry World.  Enjoy it boys.  Here's to you!!

Here's to a record-setting 8 exhausting overtimes.

[Tex Pete 20,342]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

If I check this out I am doing it on mute. I am not listening to Boomer Sooner anymore than I have to.

Turn the volume off: Booner Sooner.

Turn the volume on: Boomer Sooner.

Grab a beer: Boomer Sooner.

Take a shit: Boomer Sooner. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

It’s hard to beat a good team twice and by that logic we should want WVU but fuck that, let’s beat OU twice.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,186]

Oxy v Meth

[Vertigo 20,276]

I am rooting for west virginia to win in multiple overtime and will grier to make a heroic throw to win the game as he gets rolled up for a high ankle sprain.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Rooting for WVU because fuck ever rooting for OU.  

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Rooting for WVU because fuck ever rooting for OU.  

This is a damn valid point.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Fuck ou. You never root for ou.

Mountaineers, come out to pla-ay

[PittsburghTiger 6,178]

I'm torn. Last night at dinner one of the fellows there was a former player for WVU. He was a two-year captain I believe, and he was talking loudly about how Texas has been WVU's bitch in Big 12 games in Austin. 

Is there an option to root for the stadium to collapse?

[28jcollins 53]

As much as I want the opportunity to see blowu get beat twice in one season by the Horns... it would feel wrong to pull for them under any circumstance.

So.. Let's go WVU..? 😐

Edited November 24, 2018 by 28jcollins

[SKA the boss 729]

Fuck ou because fuck ou.

Pretty simple.

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

4 hours ago, Gaelic said:

Pulling for WVU so we we can see the horns get revenge on the classless, horns-down mountaineers and that classless douche Will Grier.  

The number of horns down tonight may set a new record....

[Constant 6,731]

4 hours ago, Gaelic said:

Pulling for WVU so we we can see the horns get revenge on the classless, horns-down mountaineers and that classless douche Will Grier.  

Soft. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Soft. 

Softer then Murray's fear of contact and OU's D? 

Edited November 24, 2018 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

OUs uniforms are extra special shittiness tonight

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Its 6:47 and ou still sucks, but holy crap! Have you seen the uniform they're wearing tonight? It takes suck to a whole new level!

[Constant 6,731]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Softer then Murray's fear of contact and OU's D? 

Pretty close. We can’t all have full backs playing quarterback. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Yea we all wish we had midge QBs with second baseman arm strength floating balls because he can't see over the line

[Constant 6,731]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea we all wish we had midge QBs with second baseman arm strength floating balls because he can't see over the line

I know you do. 

[ohchaucer 1,443]

If Hager had to publicly apologize to the "league" for what he said about OU, they would probably give me the electric chair for my personal thoughts on those toothless shitfucks. 

That said, to hell with west Virginia, also. I guess I'm rooting for the meteor?

[CoTex 1,160]

I’m pretty sure riley is in the hair club and had pubes transplanted onto his forehead.

 

 

Edited November 24, 2018 by CoTex

[Dark Horse 2,280]

What should the O/U be on the number of midget slides and sit downs?

8?

[ohchaucer 1,443]

Also, it don't make a shit because I plan to watch the 'Horns take down their second basketball school in as many days. 

[Here’s the deal 114]

I’m pulling for West Virginia because I want Kyler “I never lose” Murry to be watching at home in his only year to start in college.

[CoTex 1,160]

what the fuck does heisman  hopeful mean?  I’m a heisman hopeful, but we all know I ain’t winning it (this year).

Edited November 24, 2018 by CoTex

[El Diablo 4,232]

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

What should the O/U be on the number of midget slides and sit downs?

8?

Bob Stoops washes down a fresh cock with the tears of an abused woman every time Ewok runs for his life. #Soonerdrinkinggames

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

Pretty close. We can’t all have full backs playing quarterback. 

Maybe if you did OU wouldn't have taken the L in Dallas? 

[CoTex 1,160]

If wvu wins, Ewok could be done.  Is he really going to come back in 5 weeks for the Alamo bowl?

[Sejjr 3,246]

The fact that these inbred hillbillies are now regularly using the Horns down makes me smile. Please Baby Jesus...just one asteroid?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Watcing one of these douchebag QBs lose will be fun 

[pops 6,983]

57 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Turn the volume off: Booner Sooner.

Turn the volume on: Boomer Sooner.

Grab a beer: Boomer Sooner.

Take a shit: Boomer Sooner. 

I'm still trying to learn all the words

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I'm pulling off my best Dana Holgorsen impersonation, I haven't showered in three days and I'm 11 beers into the day. Go Mountaineers! 

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OUs uniforms are extra special shittiness tonight

They look like fucking speed racer.  And damn I like Blackledge, but McDonough is brutal

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 minute ago, pops said:

I'm still trying to learn all the words

"Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks" (repeat ad nauseam)

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

Those OU uniforms are fucking hideous

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

OU unis look weird.

[Bullneck 19,078]

Would have been a TD save that tackle.

[Plorant 799]

This game will be Rams vs. Chiefs type explosive. O/U 110 easy. 

[ztejas 43,418]

Looks like OU dressed to get held by the pigtails and fucked from behind.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

I God I love how shitty OUs defense is.  Fucking knife through butter

Edited November 24, 2018 by Ghost of Stevie Ray

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

OU band plays on WV first down.  Typical